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🕑 Added 2022-02-23 19:44:19 +0000 UTC Okay, so I'm a DUMBASS! I slept through my 8:45AM alarm for my first outpatient Detox appointment đđđđ€ UHGGGG! I was so excited for this, too. The facility is only 8 friggin minutes driving distance from my home!! Hell, I coukd even WALK my happy ass there. But NOPE! My internal clock was like "NAW FAM, YOU SLEEP! YOU NO GO ANYWHERE BUT A ONE WAY TICKET TO ZzZzZz ISLAND!" đStory of my life, thanks for coming to my 'TED Talk: The Biggest Snoozer'. đŽ SoOoOoOo WITH THAT BEING SAID, I will be back Online for another Live Stream TONIGHT around 6PM PST! I might log on for juuuuust a moment at 4:20PM PST just so I can toke with y'all. Spread the word, tell yuh fraaaaands, and come celebrate an early Happy Dirty 30th Barfday đ€ź to me [actual bday daye 03/26] đ„łđ€Ł
Cum spoil me, and I will generously reward you for your contribution to my Birthday Fun đđ Here's the link. Share it with your homies and your elderly family members, too. Even Gramma and Gramps gotta "live a little" [elbow nudge, nudge] if yuh know what I meeeeaaaannnnn hehe đ
Alright y'all, Ima go get ready and we shall see eachother at 4:20PM PST for a brief smoke sesh, and then we will hangout for a few hours on Live Stream! đ» LOVE YOU ALL đ
