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A glimpse into my world... Mr. Rose needs a hobby, and his b..
🕑 Added 2023-05-22 13:42:08 +0000 UTC A glimpse into my world... Mr. Rose needs a hobby, and his beer supply is now limited. Also, even after over 15 years of marriage, I still think he's an idiot 🤣Imagine: It's a quiet time, work's done for the day, we're relaxing.
Mr. Rose hollered to get me to come and see "How amazing" he is (his words, not mine!).
Being the infinitely patient woman I am - I wander in. He's at his desk, and he's got his hands on my pic.
He's editing it...
Me: *"Ok, wow! Yeah, my tits are* **huge** *"*
Mr. Rose: *"Yes. Yes they are."*
Me: *"There's fire. Badly drawn fire. In the shower. Why is there fire... in the shower?"*
Mr. R, with a blank look: *"... Fire's awesome? It's awesome anywhere?"*
Me: *"Ok. Fine. And my pubes are green...?"*
Mr. R, with even longer blank look: *"Yeah... I dunno... St. Paddy's Day...?"*
Me: *"St. Paddy's is next year... you know what, never mind. Well done, dear, you're amazing..."*
He then convinced me (to be fair, there was a bribe or two involved) to post his (and I quote) "Awesome edits".
One of us, and I'm not convince which one, is totally mad.
