RULES OF TAKING A DECENT DICK PIC:
As you can probably imag..
🕑 Added 2020-07-04 15:30:03 +0000 UTC
RULES OF TAKING A DECENT DICK PIC:
As you can probably imagine, I get hundreds of dick pics sent to me every week, and most are⊠well, questionable to say the least đđ
I see a LOT of dick pics in this line of work, and trust me when I say - only 1 in 100 actually manage to turn me on. The vast majority are either face-palm-worthy, or down right icky.
So, Iâm here to help you, to ensure that you can be the 1 in 100 đ
Below, Iâve come up with a list of the main things I think are important when it comes to taking and sending a decent dick pic. Youâre welcome!
1. NO TOIILETS đ€Šââïž
This has to be my number 1 annoyance when it comes to dick pics. Itâs SO un-sexy. Even if your cock looks great in the photo, if youâre sat on the toiilet, or thereâs a toiilet even in the background, that automatically takes the entire sex appeal right away. Nope, it doesnât matter if the toiilet is shiny and clean, itâs still where you do your business. Just like you wouldnât shit where you eat - you donât arouse where you shit. This goes for wanking/cumshot videos too! Never send a video of yourself cumming into a toiilet to a gal. Itâs grotty. Just donât do it đ©
In fact, fuck it, just throw your toiilet away.
2. Scenery/Background
You may not think that whatâs going on in the background of your photo is important⊠but it is to us ladies, we pay attention to detail. Iâll always notice if your room is messy, if you have clothes thrown all over the floor or last nights dinner leftovers on a plate on your desk. Being messy and careless makes you go from being a man to being a boy. Us ladies want a man who can take care of himself, so you donât want your dick pic to scream âimmature and inattentiveâ.
3. The ârest of youâ
Whoever youâre sending your dick pic to, I can guarantee that theyâve received dozens of others in the past, so what makes yours special? A cock on a screen is rarely exciting, even if itâs a nice one. So, think about the rest of the photo. Give it context. Make it interesting. What pose is the rest of your body doing? Is your face in the pic? If so, what expression are you making? A simple lip bite can make a photo sexier. A tiny glimpse of ass can make a photo unique. Let her see the man that the dick is attached to, otherwise, itâs just another dick. She could use Google if she just wanted to see a random dick đ€·ââïž You guys always love it when I show my face in my nudes, the same goes for you! Make it personal.
4. The ârest of youâ part 2
This one kind of follows on from the last point⊠but I wanted to add separately to make sure the rest of you actually looks good too. It doesnât matter if your cock looks great but youâre slumped over looking lazy, or youâre pulling a weird face in the background thinking that she wonât notice đ Iâm not saying you need to make yourself look like a CK underwear model, but a simple cheeky smirk or a little tense of your abs can go a long way!
5. Trimming/Hygiene
I mean, honestly this should go without saying⊠but I canât tell you the amount of times Iâve received a dick pic from a dude and itâs like a damn forest down there to the point I almost canât even see his dick. Itâs just lost in the wilderness đ
I personally donât like clean shaven, but I also donât like a full on bush, I prefer trimmed, but thatâs just a personal preference. All gals like different levels of trimming, but until you know exactly what she likes - at least make an effort! Do some trimming. Show youâve at least tried to look nice for her. Also, wash! You might not think that we can tell if your dick is un-washed via a photo, but trust me, we know.
6. Picture Quality
Blurred pics just scream âno effortâ. Thereâs nothing sexy about knowing youâve just sent the first half-arsed thing youâve quickly snapped without even thinking about it. Also, if youâre hoping to get a pic sent to you in return, why should she make any effort if you havenât?âŠ
7. Creative Angles
Weâve sort of already touched on this, but I think it deserves another mention. Almost every single dick pic I get sent is the simple âholding dick with one hand, taking pic with the other hand, looking down on it hanging out your pantsâ. Boring! Get creative. Take pics from different angles, from the side, underneath, hell, try setting up a self timer! Make it different from every other pic she receives.
8. Hard/Soft
Okay, Iâm not saying you should NEVER send a pic of your soft cock⊠because there are times when that fits! But generally, flaccid dicks arenât the prettiest of things to look at đ€ Also, I always think⊠whatâs the point in sending a pic of your soft cock? It kind of takes the sexuality away from it. Surely the point of sending a dick pic is to show her how hard sheâs made you & how much sheâs turned you on! Sending a picture of a soft cock is comparative to seeing a womanâs tits while sheâs breast feeding, itâs just not sexual anymore. However, like I said, there ARE some times when itâs right. For example if you want to show how big it is even when soft, or you want to show the comparison between it being soft and hard. Just read the situation đ
9. Building Up To It/Teasing
Sometimes Iâll get sent a dick pic thatâs somehow âoverly explicitâ. Like, it catches me off guard. For example⊠if I open a dick pic from a guy and in the pic his cock is drippppppping in pre-cum, his balls are in a cage and heâs wearing a cock ring, that can be a bit like âwoah too muchâ, especially if Iâm not âin the moodâ yet. Just like sex, you donât want to go in too hard and fast too soon. Ease into it. Perhaps first send her a pic of the bulge through your boxers⊠then maybe just the tip peaking out⊠then go ahead and show her your cock. Intrigue her, tease her, make her want to see it! Donât just give her everything in one go. Leave something to the imagination for a little while.
10. CONSENT
This is the number 1 MOST important thing. I cannot stress this enough - your cock will never be impressive enough to turn on a girl who hasnât asked to see it. You could have the nicest cock in the world, but as soon as itâs unsolicited, itâs ugly. Iâve had some more than decent dick pics sent to me before, but all I can think is âew, I didnât ask to see thatâ so it turns me OFF if anything. Hey, you know me, I LOVE dick, but if a guy sends me a pic without my consent, his dick is suddenly the grossest thing in the world.
Anyway, I hope this has helped a little and I really hope you take some of my advice and use it in the real world! đ Iâm planning on doing an instructional video on the same topic in the future which will include a lot more detail, so keep an eye out for that!
Oh and donât forget - I do dick ratings, so if you want me to rate your cock and/or dick pic-taking skills, just let me know and Iâll be happy to give you my opinion đ
