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Good afternoon! Happy TGIF, June 30, 2023! Terrible Cancer horoscope reading from the 70's!
🕑 Added 2023-06-30 17:35:45 +0000 UTCHello darlings!
TGIF and I hope you find this day wonderful! I am excited about this weekend and some silly little plans I have. I am looking outside and realizing my lawn is quite a mess...seriously it's kind of looking like a jungle out there. I may go out and mow! Wish me luck! I'll look out for asteroids π
Hope you have a great weekend, and just remember the horoscope I read is from a long time ago, and in no way reflects how I feel about you as a person ππ€£
Happy Friday darling! Here's to the weekend! π»π₯
Love,
Smutty ππ¦β
PS: My voice is totally not warmed up...I should have leaned into that grit more π
Comments
Smut Grrl
That is so nice to say...thank you! π€©π₯°
Smut Grrl
Lol...you are so welcome Alan π€ Not a sucker I'm sure π
Alan Yes
P.S. I hope you are so rewarded for "appreciating the fuck" out of your sweet dumplings, supporters and worshipers!
Alan Yes
Thank you for this reading from my high-school graduation year! I am actually on the cusp between Cancer and Leo, but I really am a sucker--preferring to be a sucker for nice goddesses like you!
Smut Grrl
I'm considering writing my own silly ones once I get around the bend π€ Hope you have a great weekend too! π₯°
Smut Grrl
I'm glad I'm not alone in the asteroid thoughts π€ Hope you have a great weekend too!
Jungle
I just imagine whoever wrote those horoscopes was just trashed and mad at their boss for making them write those lol. They're so bad, yet so good and I look forward to them. πβ€οΈ Always sending you good vibes. I hope you have a great weekend! π
Wow that was a brutal one XD. I also think about and have anxiety over asteroids a lot lol. Although I was happy the D.A.R.T mission was a success! Have a great weekend donβt do anything I would! π
Smut Grrl
Right!? It was so rude π Thank you! π₯°
Erin
I was looking forward to the horoscope reading, but that straight up felt like an attack >.< lol. I hope you have a wonderful weekend. Good luck at the new restaurant.
