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Dear Diary: I got a new toy.
🕑 Added 2022-06-29 16:15:58 +0000 UTCI woke up this morning, thinking it was going to be just another fun normal day for Smutty. Boy was I wrong.
Yesterday I received a gift in the mail from a fan. I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I have a wishlist on Throne (https://thronegifts.com/u/smutgrrl) that people can purchase things for me, if they so desire. Someone has bought me a yodeling pickle, another a chocolate cock (yum!)...hell I've even gotten a whip. I was starting to lose hope of a sex toy...and then.
Someone bought me a toy. Not just any toy...a Satisfyer Pro 2 Clitoral Vibrator. The name of this item holds deep truths. I plugged it in to charge her, waited till today, and causally turned it on, testing it against my hand, giggling at the fun sucking kind of vibration I felt. Little did I know this was going to crack some secret code.
Now, I know you're wondering, and yes, I did set up a microphone for my first experience with a toy in like....10 years. Seriously, wtf is wrong with me? With excitement, and a little nervous, I slid the toy down my panties, finding myself easily. I was immediately breathless.
The vibrations, and pulsing was unlike anything I've felt before. I lost my breath, and then my mind, and absolutely exploded. I started coming so fast and so hard I forgot how to operate the machine and had to just ride the pleasure until I had the wherewithal to pull it away from my trembling self. Breathless and giggling.
It took under 3 minutes.
I have never cum so fast in my life. This left me wondering. If I came so fast...could it happen again? I've never been someone to have multiple orgasms. Usually I have a wonderful long build up to an amazing, earth shattering, explosion. This had happened so fast...would it be possible to go at it again so soon? After shutting off the microphone I decided to see.
Yes. Yes. Yes. It was not only possible, but I did it again twice. When I say I couldn't think straight, I mean it. I was beside myself. It was like I had cracked the code of the universe. I could hear sounds I had never heard before, colors were more vibrant.
Okay, I know I'm sounding dramatic. But I literally thought this was not something my body could achieve. Even sitting here typing this I want to go try for a fourth. I have never cum 4 times in a day in my life. (I've fucked that many times, but not cum). So...I think further testing will be needed.
Let me know if you'd enjoy a session of me playing with my new toy for an extended period of time. You'd have to hear ramblings in between...ahem...testing...but is that something worth setting up a couple microphones for? Fuck me...this is revolutionary. If you have a female in your life who you are comfy buying sexy toys for...I highly recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2. I am not being paid for this by anyone....I've not own a toy in years (I love my fingers!) ...fuck.
Happy Hump Day!!! Look out for the audio of my first orgasm with my new toy Friday. <3
Love you all!
-Smutty 😘
PS: Just a reminder that if you buy me a toy off my wishlist I will use it in a private audio (approximately 10 min) for you...I discuss details after receiving said toy. 😅
Comments
Marcel Vondermassen
I've heard about this phenomenon and the toy some time ago and bought it for my main partner, but she didn't like it. I'm happy for you, though. 😍
Smut Grrl
Somebody better come save me. I can’t stop playing! 😩 I’m up to 5 for anyone who wants to keep count 😳🔥
Smut Grrl
It may be wise. 😅 I'm looking forward to some serious one on one time with the new toy 😍
Dixon B. Tweenerlegs
I can’t wait for Friday! Maybe take the afternoon off.
