Descendants: Wicked World Review | Descenduary 2
🕑 Added 2022-02-10 18:00:06 +0000 UTCMal, Evie, Jay and Carlos are back in a series that does absolutely NOTHING to advance the plot.
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Fuzzpower
Since you're being compared to Ever After High, why not make your own one.
BB Shockwave
Zeevan is such a generic design (jeans, leather jacket and a cape?) I would have never guessed whose kid he is unless you told me so. Also... yeeeesh, I now have to imagine someone, somewhere, had sex with Yzma, who is practically an ancient withered mummy (yet somehow still alive). That's borderline necrophilia... Brrrrr... And yeah, she was always a comedic villain, was never really scary.
BB Shockwave
21:00 - She is totally smiling and laughing there, so... how is it hard for her and the villain kids to smile and laugh in class? The writing on this thing is truly asinine.
BB Shockwave
LOL how would as shop work where not only everyone steals stuff, the proprietor actually gives you what you want to steal. I mean that's not evil, that's stupid. Evil people would WANT to make money, not have others steal from them.
BB Shockwave
Man, this thing got a CGI sequel??? Disney just never gonna give up the merchandising... And like the live action, I just gotta ask, who designed these characters? I have seen run of the mill anime characters more memorable than these people. They are just so utterly generic! Say what you will about Monster High, the toys had to work with a few face versions only, but the 2D show actually tried and made some memorable designs for them that was easy to remember. These designs are super busy and at the same time, forgettable.
BB Shockwave
I did not even know that toyline had a show. I just saw the toys and assumed it was a Monster High knockoff. And unfortunately named (does it mean they are always ever after HIGH on drugs? :D)
EternalHikairiNoTension
I can't believe this crappy show destroyed Ever After High. If you like the show fine, but this is my opinion since I am so mad that EAH got cancelled because of this. Say whatever you want about the flaws on EAH, but at least it was creative in their characters, story, lessons, and personality. Yes they had their trendy moments that was over the top it was ridiculous. But they never talk down on the kids rather then teach the kids to be smart, strong, and different. This show is all about trend and being idiotic. It hurts my brain trying to watch this.
Superiormutt27
In the scene where they were looking for the jewel in the shop I noticed Frollo’s hat. I want to give Disney props for acknowledging who most agree is Disney’s best written villain ever while sparing us from his character being butchered by this dumb adaptation.
Psyc Melone
I love that they make Audrey a genuine part of the friend group as if she doesn’t turn into a petty bitch who tries to take over the entire kingdom in movie three.
SilverZeo
Oh man... it always amazes me how much Disney can ACTUALLY afford failure and still keep it going if they wish... I mean... forget all those other "High School Cartoons" that came out around this time. We had Tiny Toon Adventures in the 90s! A show all about younger counterparts of the real Looney Tunes in a contemporary setting... and it worked! Decades later Disney tries with their movie library... and failed at it.
Grace Starkes
The guy who voices Ben is actually Australian and has to fake an American accent for his character. But yeah, his is very bland.
DreamScream
It's clear these actors have never voice acted because Ben sounds so bland
DreamScream
Wait you've never watched an Emperor's New Groove? It's hilarious! Hopefully one day you can review it
Raven Fox
Can I hire you? :D
Jim Stigall
We need Irwin's grandma from Billy and Mady to show them how yo mama jokes are done.
Verdant Range
A better ending to this would be if Thane, son of Thanos, showed up at the end, stole everyone's jewels, put them in a glove and then snap the cast out of existense.
Bobsheaux
...That sounds so stupid it HAS to be true.
Matt R
I'd forgotten this was a thing, but superb review!
Daniel J
I'm an evil minion baker! I just made BANANA bread!
Jack Sullivan
Oh god the descendants it never ends
Grace Starkes
I’m convinced the whole “Ben calling Jay Jordan” thing was a flub that the actor did, the other actors had to ad-lib, and they decided to put that in the script despite it making no sense.
Grace Starkes
I was having a hairball when they started spouting “yo momma” jokes. 😂
Kim Carter
Descendants was originally envisioned as a non-musical but turned into musical when Kenny Ortega was signed on to direct.
Curtis Rogahn
Okay, normally don't post twice, but I got a great yo momma to toss at Mal. "Yo momma so desperate for attention she tried to destroy a kingdom over not getting an invite"
Grace Starkes
Yes! YES!!!!!! Fun fact, the people who animated this show also did the animation for Disney Fairies. When Zevon turns Audrey into a duckling, they use the same duckling model they did in the Disney Fairies movie.
Curtis Rogahn
Sorry to say this Bob but...WHOO! more Descenduary!