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Not a long hike
🕑 Added 2025-11-04 00:25:49 +0000 UTC"We spent the whole day hiking miles from camp—legs burning, packs heavy—and you’re telling me you stayed up all night and ate all the group’s food? Every last crumb? And now you want sympathy because you’re tired and have a stomachache? Honestly, we were ready to be furious. But then you flopped down, groaning, clutching your belly like a guilty puppy, and somehow we couldn’t help it. We laughed, rolled our eyes, and told you fine—you’re forgiven. But only if we get to rub that overstuffed belly as payback."
