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Jello Reviews - Netflix's "Dark" (ft. Siv)

🕑 Added 2022-08-04 03:42:49 +0000 UTC

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Noah Finch

Hi Oz!!!

BigMoffers

God would kill for someone to make a out of context audio video of Jello saying random shit in his reviews. just randomly put him saying “I wanna fuck my aunt!” Like a Whiny kid with zero context in there would be so funny.

Legend Account

Is this Back to the Future and 12 Monkeys slander?

William McKenzie

While they were talking about season two, I fell into a half-asleep fugue state and woke up while they were talking about season three, and I honestly don't think I would have retained enough of this Sci-Fi bullshit for it to have mattered if I was actually paying attention.

Fan Trades

This was a fun listen and I think that Jello should have Co-Hosts on these audios more often!

Fan Trades

Feenie would make a GREAT character in a time travel thriller, and when I say GREAT I mean TERRIBLE because she has at least 14 ancestors who share her exact name and face and you'd NEVER be able to tell what the HELL is going on On a semi-related note, I'd be interested in seeing Jello come up with a time-travel story. Mostly because I want to see if it's even possible to write a good one since from my personal experience the answer seems to be 'no'.

Blue Glasses

Between the underage incest, yandere character, bad pseudoscience, too many cast members, and awful slow pacing where no one gives a straightforward response to anything, this sounds more like a bad anime in the wake of Steins;Gate and other similar series. Change all the names into Japanese ones and you could easily prank someone with this.

Olli Starr

So what I'm hearing is watch the first few episodes and then come back here to speedrun the entire series.

Finn Underwood

No no, *Mobius* Strip, not *Morbius* Strip. One is used as a visualization of causality paradoxes, the other is... not that.

Icecreamvi

i think my brain is shutting down trying to understand what is going on

Fan Trades

LOVE how ALL OF THIS could have been prevented if even ONE person got a vasectomy. OOPS! 🙃

BadKnight

man i loved when martha walked out of the portal and said "it's darkin' time!" and then darked all over the place

Finn Underwood

Having dropped the show before the second season concluded (the Kingdom Hearts editing, in tandem with the increasingly apparent JJ Abrams LOST Mystery Boxes being set up to go nowhere satisfying, alongside the gratuitous graphic imagery for no apparent reason; all enough of a dealbreaker for me)... Wow. Listening to you both struggle to coherently describe the events of this show with the wikis in front of you and still only barely succeeding makes me glad I didn't attempt to follow this seemingly tangled cluster of writing decisions any further than I did. Also for the stuff I did watch, you hit perfectly on the nail everything I both liked and disliked about the show, putting my feelings into words. Thanks, and well done with this monstrously long recording.