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MANY PROJECT UPDATES + Last Chance to Get the Ramsey/Phoenica Dolls!
🕑 Added 2022-08-31 20:15:30 +0000 UTCFor those who haven't seen, there are only 2 DAYS LEFT to get the official Epithet Erased Ramsey and Phoenica dolls from Makeship!
These are absolutely my favorite pieces of merch we've made so far. For those who don't know, Makeship campaigns are one time only, which means that once this campaign ends, these dolls will never be available again!
I get a lot of asks and DMs from fans who didn't buy one during the campaign and are wondering if there's another way to get one.
There isn't!
Don't be like them! Get your little Epithet-flavored friends today! And if you buy them both together, it's 10% off!!!
Click HERE for the Ramsey Doll
Click HERE for the Phoenica Doll
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Other updates for Patrons!
I'm still working my way through the Kickstarter stretch goals! This last week my focus has been on this hoodie we're finally getting made. This thing has been a hassle!!!
We were going to do a little promotional ad, half-animated and half a film of Dani, but Dani came down with Covid. Because this is the 2020 decade where nothing ever gets done because it's constantly being interrupted by misery.
It's neat, but also a little exhausting to be animating any stretch of Epithet again, even something like a 1 minute long commercial. Hypothetically this campaign is going to be out on the 20th? We'll see!
I'm going to try and dump a bunch of new stuff on Patreon in September, including all of the new character portraits we're using for this ad. Original Molly's proportions are actually really off compared to all the other characters. It's not so noticeable when she's next to Giovanni, but standing next to Feenie and Trixie makes it REALLY easy to see. That's why they're standing awkwardly apart in perspective at the end of Season 1, so you can't tell. We had to re-draw like 12 Mollies just for this. Every little step of this thing takes work!!!
We're also working on the Great at Crime extended version music video. Here are some rough sketches from the artist. I'm an idiot and instead of just going "This can be a static image and a song" I wanted to animate this video a little bit with bouncing Banzai Blasters moving in the background. Will I ever learn? Probably not.
I've also gone back to working on the TTRPG book in my spare time, which is not often. Currently I'm working on fleshing out the example character sheets. So much of this system is "YOU make it up!" that I need to have a lot of examples for new players. I split it into seven broad mechanical archetypes:
- DPS - Deals damage
- TANK - Absorbs damage
- SUPPORT - Buffs characters / Debuffs enemies
- HEALER - Restores stamina
- GAMBLER - Setups that require time and luck
- CONTROLLER - Manipulate the arena
- SUMMONER - Summons allies
Each of these seven archetypes have two example characters, one mundie and one inscribed, and both of them have 3 sample character builds each. I want to show off how even if you're focusing on a single epithet or concept, you can build lots of different characters out of that. Two of our example characters, Sierra and Meryl, are above! Some of you probably recognize them from Anime Campaign.
For instance, Sylvie is the example for "Epithet Summoner". He has three different kits, all of which use his epithet, Drowsy:
- A pure summoner build, where he gets stronger the more sheep he currently has on the field.
- A status-effect build, where Sylvie lulls enemies to sleep and then summons their nightmares as assists.
- A tank-summoner build, where the one creature he summons is Dr. Beefton. The minigame is keeping Beefton on the field as long as possible as being in the Beefton form passively drains stamina, but hitting enemies and putting them to sleep restores stamina.
I'm actually almost done with the example section! I need to figure out how to set up a character sheet though. I'm trying to figure out if I can get anyone to make a modular sheet that looks nice, but also has boxes that grow the more you type in them since epithet abilities can be SO diverse. Sometimes it takes one sentence to describe their rules, sometimes it takes two paragraphs.
In non-Epithet news, I'm currently setting up another Name That Tune livestream since I had so much fun with the last one. This one's theme is going to be memes/viral internet songs. I'm changing the rules slightly so that you can get multiple points off of each entry: One point for knowing the name of the meme/describing it, and two points for naming its source.
I'd like to do this one for charity! But I'm not sure which one to pick. I was thinking something trans youth-related. Do you guys have any suggestions?
In Patreon news, I have one new review going up tomorrow. It's for Infinity Train, the most highly requested show you guys wanted me to watch and review! ...I didn't like it very much, to be honest! Which sucks, because I was really excited to watch a good new show. I think I'm the only person I've met who doesn't like Infinity Train? I'll try to explain why in this bonkers long 2-hour review I wrote. You can literally just watch a season of Infinity Train in that time period. Woof.
I also found my old WordPress website which has a bunch of old reviews and the original So This is Basicallys, which were actually Text LP-style parodies of various games. Would that be something you guys would be interested in seeing? To be clear, these reviews are from like... High School Jello. So they're not very insightful and the StiB parodies aren't very funny. And they're long. But maybe you'd want to see them? I dunno, it could be fun to revisit them. Maybe I could annotate them and be like "yo this joke SUCKS, idiot".
Let me know if that sounds worth doing. Finding a way to format these old StiBs would actually take quite a bit of time! They look like this:
Comments
Margot Fam
I feel like the game would easily be cheese just because the limit of how an epithet can affect the world.
Grimbiliah
Would love to see the old stibs
Blooky #1 RICK SHADES FAN
So excited for the hoodie!! Hopefully 2xl will be available!
Flare TheGunCalamity
yes, you're the only person on the entire earth who doesn't like infinity train. Your fans are going to descend upon you like a pile of rats until they all scurry away and whats left of you is a comically clean and shiny set of bones where you once stood. good luck
Emma Watkins
Cant wait for the book to drop! And i see what you mean about Molly. She looks like a teenager next to trixie and feeny
Anon E. moose
I'm super excited for the new ttrpg book one of the big complaints me and my friend group had when trying the system was the lack of examples on how to properly build or power our characters
Intercosmic
MERYL MY BELOVED <33
Tee n' Cake
man I did not realize Sierra was so fucking ripped I always imagined her as being tiny
Loved, Great at Crime, would love for it to be extended.
Candaru Driemor
MERYL MERYL MERYL!!!! she looks so good I cannot wait for the book to drop!! also, probably a no-brainer coming from me, but I'd love to see that old site. I went searching for it after you briefly mentioned it being the sort of progenitor to STIB, but to no avail
Fan Trades
If there are two sample characters per archetype, and each of those has three unique builds, that's forty-two different movesets! This TTRPG book is already looking like it's gonna be absolutely cram-jam full of content! Can't wait to buy it!
John Doe
Did Sierra Saxton get crazy buff after being adapted?!?! Mousetrap does crazy things to people
Chals
You could take a leaf out of HBomberguy's book and raise money for Mermaids, but they're specifically a UK charity so I'm not sure if you'd want something closer to home.
