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B5—Chapter 30: Flavors Across the Multiverse
🕑 Added 2025-01-19 11:10:09 +0000 UTCI came down the stairs with Rue padding beside me, his nails clicking softly against the wooden steps. The moment we reached the bottom, three kids leaped up from their seats, shouting in unison, “Rue!” Their voices rang out with an excitement only kids could muster at this hour.
Of course, Rue shot past me like a bullet, tail wagging furiously, deserting me without so much as a backward glance. He headed straight for his adoring fan club. This time, the kids were sitting with two men at the table, their mother notably absent. Fortunately, the table next to them was empty, so I claimed it, positioning myself where I could keep an eye on my wayward familiar. As I passed other tables, I checked the plates. To my relief, breakfast looked better than yesterday—eggs, sausages, and something like quiche. I prayed it would taste as good as it looked.
The kids’ father nodded in greeting, his expression warm. I stepped closer and offered a polite smile. “Good morning. I hope Rue wasn’t too much trouble yesterday.”
“Not at all,” he replied with a shake of his head. “He was a blessing—kept them entertained and out of trouble all day.”
The man sitting beside him chuckled, his voice tinged with genuine gratitude. “We’re thankful for the entertainment and the exhaustion. We haven’t had such an easy time putting them to bed in ages.”
While we talked, Rue was basking in the adoration. Tiny hands were rubbing his fur in all directions, and bits of eggs and sausage were stealthily slipped his way. Despite their best efforts at covert operations, their giggles and sneaky movements didn’t go unnoticed this time.
The first man’s tone turned sharp. “Don’t feed your breakfast to the dog!”
The youngest of the three—a girl about six or seven years old with dark blond hair tied in uneven pigtails—pouted dramatically. Her big green eyes, a mirror of her older brothers’, widened in mock innocence. “But Papa, he’s hungry!” she protested, holding out a piece of sausage.
“Don’t argue with your Papa,” the other man said, his voice stern.
“But Dad!” the oldest boy groaned, dragging out the word as if the injustice was too much to bear. “He is hungry!”
That caught me off guard. Papa? Dad? Both of them were their fathers? So... the woman I’d assumed was their mother wasn’t?
“Good morning,” came a voice behind me—smooth, pleasant, and carrying just a hint of amusement. I turned to see the mistaken mother from yesterday stepping into the room.
“Mom!” the oldest boy exclaimed, his whiny tone doubling down. “Papa and Dad won’t let us give Rue any treats!” He deployed a picture-perfect pout with drooping shoulders and wide, imploring eyes. I had to admit, the kid was a natural.
The woman shot her three children a withering look, one eyebrow arched in perfect parental disapproval. The room fell silent instantly, even the youngest shrinking under her gaze.
“Your parents are right. Eat your breakfast properly,” I said. “I’ll feed Rue.”
A strong wave of betrayal rippled through my bond with Rue. His head drooped dramatically as he let out a mournful sigh.
I scratched his ear. “You don’t want them to get in trouble, do you?” I asked him telepathically.
He hesitated for a moment before sending a resigned sigh through the bond, along with a palpable sense of dejection. My dog was quite the performer when he wanted to be. He even added a pitiful glance at the kids’ plates for good measure.
I stifled a chuckle. “That’s my boy,” I said, scratching behind his ears.
Rue huffed and settled at my feet, but not before casting one last longing look at the sausage on the smallest girl’s plate. If there were awards for melodrama, my dog would have swept the competition.
Mahya joined me for breakfast, sliding into the chair across from me with a faint creak of the wooden legs against the floor. The food was indeed better than yesterday—fluffy eggs, crisp bread, and sausages that almost tasted seasoned. Still, no salt. I sighed quietly to myself. At least it was edible.
“Any plans for today?” she asked, her tone casual as she speared a piece of sausage with her fork.
“Yes,” I said, swallowing a mouthful of eggs. “I want to check the food shops or markets, see what kinds of things they have in this world.”
“I’m going to look for armor,” she said, tearing a piece of bread and spreading butter across it with deliberate strokes. “I still don’t have a good one.”
That was a solid plan. She was still stuck with the armor I’d picked up in Shimoor, which was woefully inadequate. She’d already gotten hurt a couple of times due to its lack of protection.
“Good idea,” I said, nodding. “It’s time for an upgrade.”
Mahya shrugged, taking a bite of her bread. “Yeah, I know. I’ll see what I can find.”
Al walked in, his gaze sweeping the room before heading toward us. He oozed into the chair—that was the only way to describe it. His entire body seemed to melt into the seat, as though his bones had turned to jelly.
“You look relaxed,” Mahya said, smirking as she leaned back in her chair.
Al turned his head toward her, fixed her with a deliberate look, but didn’t say anything.
“Where’s your friend?” I asked, breaking the tension.
“Work,” he said flatly.
“Ah! So that’s why you’re gracing us with your presence,” Mahya teased, her smirk widening.
“No.” He straightened slightly, adjusting his posture. “I discovered much better accommodations and thought you’d appreciate the information. I know John’s penchant for luxury.”
I opened my mouth to defend myself, but Rue exclaimed, “Rue want stay with friends!”
Sighing, I shook my head. Arguing with Rue was pointless—I’d already lost.
Turning to the family nearby, I asked, “How long are you staying?”
“Until tomorrow,” the mother said with a polite smile.
“Is it alright if my dog plays with the children again today?”
The three little ones perked up immediately, practically bouncing in their seats. Before their mother could answer, the dad enthusiastically said, “Yes! Yes, it would be marvelous.”
Rue, clearly pleased with the arrangement, rewarded me with a sloppy lick on the cheek before bounding off to his fans. The kids were quick to start sneaking him food again, but their attempts were discovered again. The adults’ exasperations were almost as entertaining as Rue’s wagging tail.
Al placed a hand on my arm, drawing my attention. “I need you to open the house.”
“Why?”
“I need to brew potions,” he said, his tone clipped.
“I thought you had plenty in stock?”
“I do,” he replied, nodding briefly. “But they’re selling a popular potion here, and I’ve got a better recipe. I acquired it from the Alchemy Sage in the last world we visited.”
Mahya snickered, her lips curling into a mischievous grin. “Acquired, huh? I like your euphemism.”
Al shot her a glare and turned back to me. “So, can you open the house in your room or mine?”
I nodded.
Mahya leaned forward, her curiosity sparking. “What kind of potion is it?”
“A female contraceptive,” Al said, deadpan.
“What’s so great about your recipe?” I asked.
“The version they use here lasts 50 days. Mine is effective for 300.”
“Oh, wow,” I said, leaning back. “That’s a big difference.”
Al nodded, his expression as neutral as ever.
“Why am I not surprised a contraceptive is popular here?” I muttered.
“What do you mean?” Al asked, his tone genuinely curious.
“Well,” I began, rubbing the back of my neck, “yesterday, a woman pinched my butt, and two others accosted me in a gallery.”
Mahya’s head snapped up, her fork hovering mid-air. “You didn’t tell me about that!”
“There wasn’t much to tell,” I said with a shrug. “They invited me to lunch, I refused, and that was that. One of them was fine with it; the other wasn’t. End of story.”
Al nodded thoughtfully. “The women here are more direct. Twice, while walking with Erianòvé, women called us ‘such a waste.’”
Mahya snorted, covering her mouth as she tried not to laugh. I just shook my head. “Sounds like we’re in for an interesting stay.”
Mahya left right after breakfast. I opened the house in my room against a blank wall, and Al rushed off to his lab without a word. Even though I’d done this before—opening the house in a dungeon in Lumis and at an inn in the cultivators’ world—watching a new door materialize on the wall was still surreal. On the other side lay my entire house—five stories, with all the rooms and halls perfectly intact.
After arranging with the innkeeper to feed Rue, I got directions to the food market and set out to explore.
It took me almost three hours to reach the market, and I was hit on twice along the way. Thankfully, the girls graciously accepted my refusal, which ended the encounters. This world was strange. I could understand people being forward—whether male or female—but here, the constant attention felt excessive, like it was the only thing on their minds. Sure, I knew I looked relatively attractive, but I wasn’t some great beauty or the picture of male perfection. So why all the attention? I couldn’t believe all of them were simply sex-crazed. It made little sense.
Finally, I reached the market, and it was a treat. It wasn’t a traditional market with open stalls selling produce and other goods. Instead, it was a cluster of four streets lined with low warehouses on both sides, each dedicated to a specific category of goods. I skimmed through the warehouses for clothes, shoes, and household items, taking a quick look to get a sense of what they had to offer.
My next stop was the spices warehouse, and it was amazing. It took me about five minutes to figure out how to dial down my sense of smell enough to actually enjoy the place. Spice sellers packed the massive space, and an overpowering mix of aromas hit me like a tidal wave. All the spices blended into a choking scent that made breathing hard. But once I figured out how to reduce my nose’s sensitivity—an exercise in focused intention—it became much more bearable.
The warehouse was full of people, a lively maze of stalls overflowing with colors, textures, and scents. I wove through the chaos, stopping first at the spice vendors. Vibrant powders, in every color imaginable and a few I wouldn’t have thought spices could come in, piled high on their tables and practically radiated heat and flavor.
One jar held a spice that reminded me of vanilla, though its scent was so potent it made me sneeze. Another had a turmeric-like color but offered a milder taste with a surprisingly sweet undertone. The selection of hot spices was staggering—black, red, yellow, green, even white and purple—all boasting unique flavors layered over their fiery kick.
The next section was full of stalls where bunches of dried herbs hung in fragrant bundles, their earthy tang blending with the sharper bite of vegetable extracts and fruit syrups nearby. Across the aisle, sellers displayed rows of candied fruits and flowers, their crystalline coating glittering under the warehouse’s dim lighting.
Further down, an entire section was dadicated to dried mushrooms—golden twists, inky-black buttons, and a pale lavender variety I couldn’t identify. I chuckled at the thought of Al; he’d go wild over this selection. Aromatic woods and roots, stacked in neat piles, filled the air with a smoky richness, while homemade sauces and dressings added bursts of tang and spice to the overwhelming tapestry of scents.
I smelled and tasted so much that my tongue and nose went partially numb, overwhelmed by the sheer intensity of the selection. The spices, herbs, and exotic ingredients felt like an endless parade of new sensations, each one more fascinating than the last. It was sensory overload in the best possible way, and I couldn’t help but marvel at the immense variety crammed into this single warehouse.
By the time I finished, I’d spent over 200 gold and felt like I was the bigger winner in the exchange. My Storage groaned with bags of spices, jars of sauces, bundles of herbs, and crates of dried mushrooms—practically everything they had to offer, bought in bulk. If I fell in love with something, I couldn’t just head to the nearest supermarket to restock. Each world offered a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to discover new tastes and smells, and I wasn’t about to squander it.
When I left the spice warehouse, I still carried a cloud of scent that clung to my clothes and hair, a lingering reminder of the sensory overload inside. My next stops were the fruit and vegetable warehouses. Since we’d collected an absurd amount of meat during the Occurrence, I skipped the meat warehouse entirely. Fruits and vegetables, though, were non-negotiable.
The selection was as diverse as it was dazzling—produce in every imaginable shape and color, each with its own distinct taste and scent. To my surprise, I came across pineapples and potatoes that bore an uncanny resemblance to Earth’s varieties. The potatoes had black skins, and the pineapples were three times their usual size and red, but otherwise, they were identical. I double-checked—not just by looks, but by taste. They were the same.
It made me pause, sparking my curiosity. On Zindor, I'd also harvested potatoes while scavenging in a ruined farming community. Somehow, this crop seemed to be a multi-universal constant. The thought fascinated me, and I couldn’t help but wonder how such similarities could occur across entirely different planets. It was a puzzle that begged for answers, and I was itching to unravel it.
My curiosity got so bad that when I stopped for lunch at a small, out-of-the-way restaurant, I chose a secluded table, took a deep, fortifying breath, and dove headfirst into the Archive.
The message I’d posted to Mahya and Al about Zindor had ballooned with another twenty pages of comments. Travelers were practically foaming at the mouth, demanding the Gate chain and calling me an asshole—or worse—for not sharing it. Lis’s posts weren’t much better. They’d gained additional tens of pages of questions to dragons, alongside more desperate pleas for the Gate chain and plenty of cursing for good measure.
I ignored the bulk of the comments on my post, skimming the initials to check if The Idiot—otherwise known as Sonak Susil—had left any new gems of wisdom. To my mild relief, everything was quiet. He was probably sulking after the brutal slap-down he’d received on his previous comments.
For nearly three hours, I scoured the Archive, searching for anything related to the differences and similarities in food options between worlds. Sadly, I came up empty. The closest I found was a brief article discussing the similarities in creature groups—canines, felines, ursines, snakes, rodents, and the like—but it was vague and based on observations from only ten worlds. Nothing particularly insightful or groundbreaking.
I made a mental note to write about the subject myself someday if the pattern of similarities continued. It seemed like an area worth exploring, assuming I could piece together enough evidence to make it interesting.
For now, though, the Archive had nothing more to offer. I closed the interface and stretched, the faint scents of spices still clinging to my clothes as a reminder of the morning’s finds.
Oh well, I thought as I pushed myself up from the table. There was still more food shopping to do and plenty of discoveries to be made—this time from the market stalls rather than the Archive.
Comments
TravelingDreamer
😂 For the food chapters, it's a much better idea. 😉
Angela Roberts
Ha! This time I waited until I was eating to read. Much better plan. I bet Al makes out like a bandit!
TravelingDreamer
He stocks up on spices. The fruits and vegetables are more of a "let's see what they got here so I can play with" situation.
tethra
I don't get why he hasn't started a fruit and vegatable garden, his house is magical and he knows green houses work, make an expanding one and plant fruit and veg with his fast growth spell he can have everything he wants just by opening his house.
TravelingDreamer
😂😂😂😂
Wandering Agent
Locking eyes with the good folks in Hobbiton as I shove one eye after another into the ground. "Po-tay-toes".
Wandering Agent
"Man I wonder how crops are so similar every where," he said while planting and magically growing garlic, nothing in any other world had ever proven to scratch that itch.
TravelingDreamer
He never got the offer because he converted all the cooking skills he got for points. Until he learns some new skills and KEEPS them, it won't happen.
Matthew
I wonder if John will ever consider getting some kind of Chef class in the future with as much time as he spends on cooking. I'm surprised he hasn't been offered it already. Chefs can have combat and alchemic potential as well depending on how their skills are used. Especially if he went with some in-depth research like how Maya and Lis did for their advanced classes. John could even tie it in with his Wizard and Bard classes if he could figure out how magic and sonic resonance could affect ingredients.
