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Peg Pete
🕑 Added 2024-06-01 23:01:08 +0000 UTCI know its June 1st, but this technically belongs to May. The last image of May features Peg Pete and has a little story too.
PJ Pete is in college now and has joined the same fraternity as his old man. They are far and away the largest fraternity on campus, and he even managed to get his dad's old room. One day while messing around with his fraternity brothers, PJ knocked a floorboard loose and found a stash of weed and moonshine hidden in an old metal box. Inside he also found a revealing photos of his mom and on the back was a note:
"May 31, 1994
To any members of Delta Omicron Gamma, if you find this picture, call me at 555-234-8923 and I'll "induct" you into the exclusive Pi Epsilon Gamma (ΠΕΓ) secret society. Once you have found this pic, please hide it somewhere new for the next brother to find.
XXX Peg"
PS: ΠΕΓ induction are only performed by me, and I am always accepting new members, no matter how many years later you may find this."
PJ realized that his mom still had that phone number and decided to give it a call from his buddy's phone.
"This is Peg Pete"
"Uh, yeah," PJ started, trying to disguise his voice, "I'm calling about Pi Epsilon Gamma."
"Ohhhh...one second, let me get to somewhere more private."
There was the sound of shuffling, PJ could hear his dad in the background.
"Who's on the phone dear?" Pete Sr asked.
Peg responded, "Oh it's Sylvia, she wants to talk about a fundraiser for the college library that I said I would help out with, i'll just take it in the other room."
A few moments later Peg returned to the call, "Ok, sorry about that, so I'm assuming you found my invitation for membership?"
"I did and it had this number and said that new membership was always open, is that still true?"
"Of course it is," Peg responded. "I just inducted a new member a few weeks ago."
PJ couldn't believe it, his own mom had been with one of his fraternity brothers just a few weeks ago. Surely she couldn't have been inducting new members for the past 30 years.
"Really? How many new members have you inducted lately? If you don't mind me asking." PJ asked.
"Oh, not at all. I average about 5-6 a semester," Peg responded matter of factly. "Yeah, about 5-6 during each of the main semesters. Then another 2-3 during the summer semesters. But that all depends on how many of the fraternity brothers stay over the summer."
"And according to the photo, you've been doing this since 1994?" PJ asked.
"Every year...without fail. Even when I was pregnant. Why do you think you guys are the biggest fraternity? It's called a secret, but it's not really one. Everyone in the fraternity knows if they find the pic, give me a call, and bring the photo as proof, they will get initiated into my secret society," Peg explained.
"So how does this all work?" PJ asked.
"Well you know the field, just behind Potter Farms right outside town? Meet me there, be sure to bring the photo as proof. The only thing I ask is that you wear a mask of some kind, I don't want to run into you later and things be awkward for me. But then, I'll show you what a real woman can do." Peg explained.
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