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Dragon Rei, Because Sure
🕑 Added 2018-11-15 19:23:42 +0000 UTCI never grew up with Spyro games. I got my first Playstation when I was old enough to vote. However Hungry demanded someone draw some Shady Oasis berry bush stuff, which I'd never heard of and had to look it up. Apparently hippo NPCs eat berries, get wide and huge and strong. Rei, as a man who imports magical shit to his shop for profit, was interested and wanted to test them out...
Which resulted in me thinking too much about him as 'what if he were a Spyro NPC'. In that game era he'd be the usual 'cocky, annoying rival character who gets what he deserves in the end'. Y'know, like Gary Oak, minus the successful bit toward the end. [I could have used any of my fuckin ACTUAL DRAGONS but Rei has been on the mind a lot. Thankfully filters saved his piss-poor coloration here, oh my god. >_o]
Anyway, I imagined Rei in-game seeing the berries in use and in typical 90s/early 00s character dip-shittery in being too cocky, thinks 'one makes you big and strong, what about five'.
So, uh... imagine I wrote something in-depth where he eats them and they begin to take effect one by one until he's immobile, creaking and a few seconds from his tight front giving out. :> Spherical, rumbling and literally a few seconds from erupting into a toony flame-puff. Hopefully someone finds him before his resolve to stay together gives out, ect ect.
