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bc

my dad was a mid. class banker during the crash and this shit ruined us for a long while. I was in elementary then, yet this was the first coherent explanation of why everything was in ruins for everyone around back then lmao. I'm not even real.

HummerEV96

The elites want us to all be poor.

Kippy Epstein.

Insane

Sam Dimmock

“It’s policy” 🐽🐽🐽

Alejandra Garcia

why does the white lady look like me in a wig 💀💀💀 THIS is why I paid $5 on patreon. I need to laugh and only Tim makes me LOL literally 😘

Kristian

Tim i hate fats in service jobs, when i worked in a lil hotel in my town the fat bitches always made customers so uncomfortable and were so weird. I try to be the beautiful standard for the gods like u

Michael Costa

I work in internal audit. If a company has a procedure and they don’t follow it for any reason me and my boys come down there and we rip them a new asshole.

Cody Landefeld

This was a classic. It feels like old Tim like when Ben used to write for him.

George

Love it when you dive deep into things

Zane Prescott

we all float down here...

Paulie's Walnut

Another ep that cuts off before the end. What's going on??

no

Hawkoh

TX-11

An angry Pig is the best kind of Pig

Joseph W

#restorebenavery

Yoel Rodriguez

As peace of trash myself, this feels so worth the $5

Marek JM

One of the best!

Ike Duffy

Fat pig

Kyle Webber

Do you like your episodes late? Yes or yes?

Matt

Ain’t nothin like paying for your own disappointment

Ike Duffy

Fat

Mean Mike

“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Patreon. We are sorry we are late”. Fag

Marshall Ames Richards

We're Def losing at least an episode every 2 months.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Travis loves being called Ben, don’t you dare stroke his ego .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Pre school lvl math ?

Chulupa Batman Jr

Can someone do the math with how often the pig is late followed by how ultimately he's short changing us? Pig will always by a pig. He shilled sub prime and now he's shilling us with slop.

Farley Craig

Like to think that instead of doing his Patreon, King Clown is laying on his tiled bathroom floor sucking vanilla pudding out of Jello cups from holes cut in the bottom of the plastic cups.

Siméon Picard

SLOOOOOOP 😡😡😡😡

Google User

The unwashed masses demand slop, pig.

mark kuchonowski

BEN WHERE IS MY SLOP

A cunha

Tim, the boomers are now pushing congress to cut future retirees (millennials) benefits so they can retire comfortable without contributing a cent more and have no cut to their retirement benefits. Isn’t that the last f*** you?

Evan Kirchmer

if my boomer mother saw this she would say: “Takes one to know one” 🐽

Evan Kirchmer

“Judgement day will not come until a fish is sought for an invalid, and cannot be procured” -The Talmud

Marshall Ames Richards

Once again the fat pig is too busy wallowing in his own shit to release the God damn episode on time.

Joe Boiko

yes he is always loosing that basic shit...was like bens entire job

Garrett Holmes

You are mentally ill. We wish you well.

Dog With No Collar

Acting like they not accepting you without physical ID is literally the end of the world lol

Mathew Atkinson

Why can't that pig just carry a phucking wallet like everyone else in the world?? Guy hawked those phucking Ridge wallets for years.. he couldn't of grabbed one for himself? Ya Tim, you need ID to do shit.. wtf.

Thomas Leitke

American poetry almost died until that last minute monologue. It trudges on

Alex

you did it 🤝 he talked about it in the free ep. Good find

joer

The time delay has reached an intolerable level. I'm out for blood

Emilia Tessaro

Tim is marching on campus wearing keffiyehs- only keffiyehs- tossing around vegan snacks. He just announced he’s Anne Frank and the tent he’ll be “hiding” in No more protests Tim! For real stop banging protesters and put out the slop

Samuel Chambers

This epi was unreal

Christian Glen

My retired teacher boomer mother was complaining about having to deal with the hassle of traveling on the 3 vacations she has planned this year. The Pig would have been so proud.

Connor Frank

they played that clip of him from nothing but trouble

Zane Prescott

hope your big fat jewish pussy got slammed by ham, piggy. its about time the bacon eating anti-christ checked out the scenes on these college campus' grounds! setup an israelli uber scam on the protestors and let em work it out! defintely dont call all the protestors parents and say, "your son or daughter has been involved in a situation down here.... and we are gonna need a lot of money".... dont do that.... how will they afford college? how do palestinians without 2 nickels to rub together go to columbia? if they have college money.... couldnt they move their people somewhere nice?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I think the corporate zombies have started to recognize the scent of fake business wafting from our favorite hog.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"Regrets? My only regret is that this whole sorry race doesn't have one neck, because I would wrap my hands around that neck and squeeze." -Carl Panzram

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Oscar is always within rifle range.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Love the pic.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I heard he tattooed the comment on his fattest ass cheek

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The malevolence that machine consciousness would display would make HAL 9000 look like a fluffy kitten.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The funny thing is they're all too willing to chop their own banana.

Clinton Body Count

Hey Jared I wipe my ass with $30 a month. We aren’t poors over in the Rothschilds tier. Just switch from bud light to Busch lite and you too could subscribe.

Clinton Body Count

Because even with all their problems they are better than fucking Iowa or whatever shithole. Hey it’s Friday night. Let’s grab a drink at Applebees and a late night snack at Waffle House. I’d rather walk over fentanyl addicts and human shit any day of the week because I am a coastal elite.

Lucas

It’s a real knife fight out there

Tyler

He won't do that, something would go wrong with at least one of his two seats next time he gets on a plane

Nels

I was thinking about ending my Patreon here, since it seems like Tim has been saving the funny for main one - but this episode was redeeming.

Sean Blankenship

everything you bitch about are things that only happen in big liberal hellholes, but you continue to spend all your time in them. dumb ass

Jackson Boyle

He’s mentioned a few times that it’s been indefinitely on hold due to “publishing issues” my question was why go through a publisher lmao just self publish you’re a millionaire

Tyler

Same bucko

Jared

Nope

Polite Comment from a Dick.

I Dont.

Polite Comment from a Dick.

Great Episode. Timmy needs pain in his life to entertain us.

Bobby Dominguez

IM NOT EVEN REAL !!!!!!!!!!

Zachary

FR, I preordered it forever ago

Yimmy Yames

I don’t think I’d ever say this but I think I miss Ray

Love Jokes

Where is my book you fat cunt?

Christian Glen

A second Boeing whistleblower has died. Time for the Pig to give these demons the Gilbert-Goons treatment.

Ronin

Take your meds, Jared!!!!

Jared

Imagine being so retarded paying 30 a month kys

QWERTY_420_133

Someone isn’t a Rothschild member

Hannah

Sometimes, in life, you've gotta chop the banana.

Brian L

This should be on youtube

Judy Tincher

I work in hotels and I want to thank you for what you said tonight Tim. It’s been a damn freak show at the front desk lately in most hotels

Sybilfat

It had everything. Feuds with hotel staff, bashing real estate agents, mention of 9/11 lol

Mattyshay

Best episode to date.

Steven Tedaldi

Tim Dillon is a great American Hero and will be taught to kids in Boces for years to come.

Brendan Taylor

Tim, why has that little Twerp from Diary of a CEO chosen such unflattering photos of you for the YT video thumbnails?

Tommy

Great episode

Ronin

Best episode in months lmfaoooo

Aidan Kamowski

The part about customer service people not accommodating ANY changes spoke to me deeply. My family acts the same way, dinner reservations are at 5pm? If we show up at 4:50 they will refuse to speak to the host until EXACTLY 5pm.

Mean Mike

Who?

Alex

No

ironman

Yes until they all eventually go bankrupt, they tend to stay away from the blue haired types.

Christian Glen

Channel this energy into a second bud light add please

Nikki Kaur

My baby , Tim 💙

Michael

Fucking hell this is as good as bomb Disney world era On the Porch Tim, gonna have to listen again. 3 mins in I knew it was gonna be greatness, he just had that tone!

You’re a pile of sticks .

They might have sang it as a song on rothchildren tier … I can not confirm nor deny

You’re a pile of sticks .

*we

You’re a pile of sticks .

Is that even a question?

You’re a pile of sticks .

How old is you boy?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Bring back your dad

You’re a pile of sticks .

Yes

Jackson Strube

Is there a video version of these episodes?

Drew from MD

Bring back Ben

Devon Woodrup

Am I too young to enjoy this?

Christian Glen

It truly was

AJRGator

Trump Hotels don’t have blue haired , face tatted dirtbags - all nice and welcoming ….and many hot Latinas at Doral - been many times

Christian Glen

This is Porch Era Tim back to remind us why we all fell in love with this fat faggot in the first place.

Sam

It’s a problem

AJ

Tim is at his best when he’s pissed off and ranting about customer service associates

Psycle Radio

classic ep. the only way to rise up is start becoming alcoholics again and drinking in the bars

Chulupa Batman Jr

Yea. The Pig wasting time scrubbing his yeast infected jelly rolls while eating at Wendy's with Ray instead of serving us our god damn fuckin slop. Yes or yes? Throw the pig in the ditch!

Drunk N. Monk

“Blues walk” - shoutout to the mulldog

Steve M

Hey Tim, is your book actually coming to my house today or do I have to sue you?

Irrelephant Man

That's a great mass grave bit👍

Drunk N. Monk

I bet he could beat tim segura in a dunk contest

You’re a pile of sticks .

And?

Drunk N. Monk

I love slop

Drunk N. Monk

mm slop

Louise Nelson

Yesss!!!

You’re a pile of sticks .

Is that how it works you freak bitch ????

Sarah VH

Most of downtown San Diego high rises are owned by middle eastern foreigners.

Tanner

THEYRE LYINGGGGG 😭😭😭

Barry-O

Oink oink fuck wadz!!! Sheza banger ❤️❤️❤️

Barry-O

Lol lip read the pig snout

Barry-O

Top o the slop #topslop

You’re a pile of sticks .

Damn , bourbon chicken samples as a kid were everything.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Only video .

Daniel Walsh

Great ep, thanks pig

You’re a pile of sticks .

Brother if that’s what you gotta tell yourself to get out of bed , you best believe he saw your comment, and took a screen shot so that he will never forget it.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Preach

Landry Mackie

We need to put Tim’s consciousness inside of a computer so I can listen to him rant forever

J

This is the Tim we all know and love

GLMT

This was a top 5 episode, so good

authorized user

this episode slaps

Tomas Bergan

Absolutely brilliant.. among Tim’s best episodes.

Ryan Kraft

We wish him well

SVB

"They will not lower the price... because if they do, we find out it's all fake and they did 9/11" is the best NYC real estate explanation of all time.

Dylan Vineyard

Post your face

Leep_Actual

I love these rant episodes so much

Sybilfat

This is the Tim I love

Cole Phillips

“They make things up.” Was said like a scorned elf

Osama Bin Latinx

*Rothchildren

Shergo Rango

I demand a return to racist rants about Italian-American's using menu items from Olive Garden!

Osama Bin Latinx

Normal for a country (penal colony) founded by literal criminals.

Luke Pond

Nothing beats the hot dog scene in Nothing but Trouble

Christian Miller

Good shit, Tim. I like to think he did this because he saw my hate comment on YouTube

Emm

Wow one of the best episodes lately

S Padival

In Australia, we have anti money laundering reporting requirement for every transaction above a certain threshold, except for real estate transactions!

Mary

Lol tim explaining how he’s a reasonable overweight person 😂

T

Wtf is on your face lmfao

T

It’s been video for as long as I can remember which is years

petar

Well done Timothy! You are of the road. A good night sleep, a decent meal, and most of all - 2 hours alone, to think what to say on the pod, do wonders for you. All of the episodes made during your road trip were total shit. Bantering with half withs without structure... Boring shit. This one however, is a classic. The stand up business is scrambling your head. It would've been awesome if you would write more, and travel less. Stand up is oversaturated and not so funny anyways. Welcome back! ;-)

Mikeguyver

Does Rothschild level include video or still just audio?

Chulupa Batman Jr

Hey fat tits. It's okay you are late but this doesn't mean you can release one next week. Nope. This episode is for last week, that means you got to get your Twinkie ass in gear and release another by the end of the week.

Ripdroson Sancho

Just here for the weekly slop special. #Spork

Alex Gullen

🔥🔥🔥

Farley Craig

Knew it'd be late when Tim was reminded that he owes 5 "Roth child" episodes

matt the lawyer

4 seasons Westlake village exists for the spa only

Bertram Bunch

LISTEN TO ME…Hearing Tim do a Ray impression is THE BEST.

Jim

The beginning and the end were excellent!!!

Dylan Vineyard

Nothing beats Tim’s solo rants

Lydon Manning

He’s been in a groove lately. The blonde hair has been good to us

Joe Berdine

Great episode

Tony McCreary

How any of you bozos prefer an episode with Ray is unreal

Clinton Body Count

How did you find this? Amazing. “Intergenerational hatred,” or whatever the fuck she said….

Dylan Vineyard

Thanks piggy this is what I needed

A. Toad (Bawk)

I had to image search "John Candy Eldona", & I'm glad I did😂

James Danchus

Roller derby dikes lol

A. Toad (Bawk)

Late? Yes, but this was actually perfect timing. I really needed this today-thanks Tim!❤

Clinton Body Count

I used to shoot heroin godspeed you’ll get through this….life in the big city.

John W

Classic rant

Paul Bruno

Tim was assassinated 6-months ago. This is AI. If you listen one click above mute you can barely hear the retard laughing who sounds gottlieb got a hold of him. One love ass breaths.

Alex

I've been critical of some of the episodes of late, but this one is genuinely great. TY pig

adam gardener

Blessing on Rye 😆

Osama Bin Latinx

Nothing brings out the social revolutionary in Tim like some very small inconvenience.

adam gardener

I'm happy for him

LbV

You’re the best!!

Joe Boiko

one of tims best!!

J

Timmy is back in a big way. Been lighting it up for the past two months. We finally got another eternal meme - The Cool Aunt.

Sandlapper

The country has gone to shit. No one cares about any type of good service anymore

Adam Osmak

https://x.com/lib_crusher/status/1785074492315693266?s=46&t=1vhwPliwLsbNwI8xKnjdYw

Liz

Another great episode! I was in Europe for a week and can't tell you how nice everything is there. I am back in NYC and dreading it. The city is pretty much an expensive shit hole at this point. I am done and leaving within a year. It's not worth it anymore. Don't come here!

BrooklynBorn

People of Patreon. Tim Dillon has $4,000,000 houses in the Hamptons and L.A. Be entertained by him, but never believe him.

Benetrixion

No one cares

Zacharie T. Boutoille

🫡

Thomas Fitzer

Amazing

ZombieRapture

ep so good you might have to release it as a youtube bonus

Daivon

Damn near*

Daivon

Lmao I work in hospitality and there is no reason to photo copy someone’s an I.D. It’s damn there illegal

Lukas Schmidt

The pig is late again. But we still love him !

Matthew soto

Second of all, you still better throw another episode out this week

Matthew soto

First of all, where the hell is Ray Kump?

Caitlin M

Unsubscribe

Thomas Mastroianni

Epic conclusion

Wesley Tilley

China won

Frontside shitslide

TIM OR HIS PRODUCER, YOU NEED TO SEE THIS. THIS OLD BITCH MADE A WHOLE YOUTUBE VIDEO TALKING ABOUT HOW TIM HATES BOOMERS AND IS WRONG. https://youtu.be/8qQz2GO_ZsM?si=d1Q4Lo5anyqPN0qC

Confused Robot

Listening from my mental health hospital bed. Life in the Big City.

Michael Carberry

Yeah assassinated by diabetes.

Luke Legins

Timmy is a fed

Jazz Kumpet

Protect Kumpback Whales 4ever.

Biberä

i might do it earlier

Hannah

I think Tim might be a spy. He knows too much.

Victor Karakokkinos

Oink oink

Donny Drewski

Tim will be assassinated within 9 years

Tyler

Timmy boy, keep this energy. Honestly, start drinking again too please.

Ravi

LMAO Tim literally never has identification on him

Ani

Finally! I was beginning to worry that Papa Pig forgot about us 😢

Denton Visual

Late slop is better than no slop piggies. 🤷‍♂️

El Barto

If you gave me a button that when pressed would kill every man, woman, and child on this planet I would push it without blinking an eye.

Andre Baker

I’m still flying through the archives. Going to hell!

Lucas

Best main ep and Patreon ep in a long time

QWERTY_420_133

The Rothschild episode was peak so the pig gets a pass

Holden Middick

Nice clips Tim. Unfortunately this is an audio podcast and not a video.

Simon MacRae

All time episode

Mean Mike

Only 20 mins in, this is vintage Tim

Christian Esser

This is true growth for the pig. 10 min of explaining the perspective of terrified customer service employees

Kyle Whalen

I’m not a company man. Someone walked by me with a grocery cart full of stolen meat and I said have a nice day. I couldn’t care less

Kaven Murphy

Slop me up father Tim

Todd Cox

I don’t buy merch stuff from people. But shit I’d buy one of those.

David B. Gosselin

Ray Kump for President!

Frankie Bruno

This episode is relative as fuck! Customer service in America is trash. Corporations and small businesses trying to be corporate are training employees to be corporate slaves. Gave a tip to an employee at Sonic the other day and she looked at me and snickered…followed by no thank you. I’m sure Tim along with other followers who feel the same want to smash theses peoples heads into the counter top 😂