Post "Bonus #243 - Endless Shrimp (ft. Ray Kump)" by "thetimdillonshow" from patreon

Thomas Carrigan

Show some goddamn respect

Thomas Carrigan

IT GRABS US ALL

John

Ray there's no ~ over the N in Rellenos you fuckin dunce

HummerEV96

People keep getting sick at the chipotle in my town.

Jake Secrest

ABU -the monkey on Aladdin

Kippy Epstein.

I personally fucked up endless shrimp. Linguini to go please.

Not a pretty pal Boi

Subway for Mexicans lmfao

Not a pretty pal Boi

Hahahahhahaha

The German

If goofy goofs in my mouth, magic kingdom is mine

prescilla

SAUCEY!

Steven Cooper

Can you please just have Kump on every Patreon episode

Mike Hunt

Ray is an undercover Disney adult Scuttle is from little mermaid I see you kump. You asexual freak

Hoppy Poppy

Top tier episode

Joel Gomez

Gerald DeFibo is rolling in his grave

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond's mere existence constitutes abuse.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This was an acceptable level of Raymond impersonations, thank you. But for Christ's sake, emoliate? Even Raymond can pronounce immolate, you uncultured swine!

jana

The Gerald J. DeFibo Awards featuring Michael Lohan 🏅

jana

Love u with Ray, best patreons.

Mike. S

https://youtu.be/ycTFn9RtD5E?si=v1fgmz9R_HFTlBbK

Tyler

Seriously though, what is that video!?!

Nancy. Queef.

I lost it at the evangelical preacher shouting at the man on fire.

Nancy. Queef.

The Disney freaks were screaming at their phones

Ron

I’d imagine Epstein island getting shut down is similar to Hometown Buffet. Yeah there’s other buffets still, but they’re no hometown.

Christian Glen

Tim: "You cant be Racist against Chinese people in New York" Black Guys: "Challenge Accepted"

Dr. Raymond Kump

Ray, with truly the most hilariously haunting version of a Lion King song.

Elizabeth Diomin

I think Ray was thinking of Abu from Aladdin! Also a monkey

You’re a pile of sticks .

Certainly could be good . But idk if you watched that episode, that was peak happiness for Timothy. That being said your user name is different. Are you saying you’re an expensive fake , or fake and expensive?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Damn that Dino dude gets fucked by his wife’s BF. And you made him look kool. Fuck. How the mighty have fallen

You’re a pile of sticks .

Keep posturing like you’re a genius Dino. I listened to it twice b4 you did Mr. ultra cuck .

Rich Golden

I bet Raymond is a child of abuse.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Haha, nice.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It was.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The man knows his monkeys.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He doesn't need one, he's got a gun hand.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Best line in the whole episode.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

You're either a starfish or a dead sea turtle then.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Be a man and use tannerite.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Even his toes are teats.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's sitting in the warehouse next to boxes of Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"Lissen ta me! Stay away from polishitians and actors and rappersh! They're gunna try an FUCK YA! But not me! Cuz I'm a goddamn HERO!"

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Everyone knows he fucked that thing.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Fake business claims another victim.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

False. Ed Harris would have finished the job.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The words of a prophet are often unintelligible to infidels.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Agree 100%, been too long since Nick Bryant and Whitney Webb have been on. MSSP and Warmode still have them on, so it's not a career killer. But c'mon, you really think they only had one pedo island?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Just when you think he's retarded, Raymond pulls out a high IQ gem like that.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Danny De Vito brainwashing at work.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Have some fucking respect, fer chrissakes!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Unless they knock down a wall of the studio and crane him out, he's permanent.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond is Tim's retarded brother they keep in a shed.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Rogan would be so confused and horrified by Raymond he would revert to chimp form.

Frontside shitslide

Late again you fat cum guzzling swine

Collin Hecker

Petition for you and Ray to finally podcast live from the Marriott breakfast buffet

Donald Gipe

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6UmLlkrV-n/?igsh=OGd3d2s1eXFheW13

Marshall Ames Richards

Aw. Cute. <3

Mean Mike

Late again tubby

Queefs galore

Where’s the slop, Timberly????

Dylan Vineyard

I’m saying dude. No where near Tim’s level. I only listen to these episodes cause Tim is THAT funny

Jake

As funny as TD? 💀 Grow up. You don't even believe that as you type it 🤡

Jake

With you homie. Most unpopular but correct opinion in all his comment sections. He gets annoying fast

TJD4pres24

He has become the demon in my head

Dylan Vineyard

He’s just not funny to me and yes his voice doesn’t help lol this ep he was actually alright with the whole award thing Tim making fun of him

Elliot Page’s Prosthetic Pseudo Penis

Tim bringing Ray Kump on JRE would be as good as watching his episode with Alex Jones. I beg for this interaction. Shane did it.

Elliot Page’s Prosthetic Pseudo Penis

You can literally hear Tim respect him through his tone and die laughing at his jokes because he knows how good Ray’s insane mind is. Ray is kinda like Tim’s older brother.

Elliot Page’s Prosthetic Pseudo Penis

Not* enough of Ray. I fixed it for you bud. Ray is as funny as Tim you just don’t like his voice.

ZekeKnives

Ray Kump episodes are the best episodes. Two genuine friends 😆💜

Jakob Scott

I look forward to your conversations no matter the guest or solo every week, more than any other podcast. I only have Patreon to listen to your evaluations. You are a master comedian, my favorite to listen to right now and you have been 🙏🏼🤘🏼

Christian Glen

This is dereliction of duty

Dylan Vineyard

Enough of ray

Marshall Ames Richards

Does this bloated fuck make like half a mil/month on these patreon episodes? God damn it Tim! We need our fucking slop. Your screaming rants are the only thing that quiets the demons in my head!

You’re a pile of sticks .

I am praying for you , that’s a dangerous road.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Damn YouTube really won’t let you type anything about shooting baby’s in the face . 😝 Seems a little strange since death to America is still up.

Emilia Tessaro

Can Ray please sing Celine Dions “It’s all coming back to me now” with seriousness🕯️🙏 His Elton John was good

Mike. S

What’s the video they watched? The guy eating red lobster

William Alton

Scouts are awesome minus all the alleged molestation

William Alton

The roast of the dude setting himself on fire was epic. “Could of just had a podcast”

Anji

I’m bored

Garrett Holmes

No one has done it yet so don’t feel like someone else has taken care of it

David Bosquet

sad to see what you’ve become

Michael Hilson

Cool Aunt or Gay Uncle?

Yimmy Yames

Ray is a slop box 📦

Garrett Holmes

Someone send me $15 on cash app so I can upgrade to the Rothschild’s and jerk off to ray $gholmes03

Jake Mehoff, I’m for the table baby

He’s the Gerald J Dafebo Leadership award winner for god’s sake

patreon isascam

Tim, whats your favorite Joe Rogan joke? I like the one where he yells really loud

Joshua

Yall watching a video and we can’t see, come on Tim give us video

Mean Mike

See you when the new episode drops

TJD4pres24

I will burn myself in front of those desert lesbians home if the pig doesn’t deliver. You are my doordasher in this darkness. Feed me king pig.

TJD4pres24

We wish garrets family well.

MJ Robi

"Do you believe in Miracles!" "Down goes Fraiser!" 😆

Garrett Holmes

I will kill myself at my place of work in the next hour if you do not drop the new episode.

Koberhagen

Tim not being able to properly pronounce chipotle is the most boomer thing ever!

Nikki Kaur

Tim is the cool aunt

Connor Frank

permanent kump please

Baddogmama

Changing his story, too.

Nick Palance Show

Please bring skits back!

Tyler

Babu

Tyler

It's happened to me. Blame the Indian coders at patreon.

marceline

Ray impressions in 2024? Nature is healing

Tj Turner

Wait.... Sue or bomb Disney world?....pretty sure your for bombing Disney world...

E-Money

Tim Dillon “I have a family, it's Joe Rogan and Candace Owens..."

You’re a pile of sticks .

Uncultured swine this Justin bloke is innit

Clinton Body Count

Capriottis is the greatest sandwich chain of all time and it’s not even close

Clinton Body Count

Android activities?

Clinton Body Count

I’ll never forget the couch episode

Foley's Wedding Planner

#OneNukeMightDoIt

Foley's Wedding Planner

The semi-annual Sebastian impression is worth the price of the patreon

Foley's Wedding Planner

"I'm already a hero....that's been proven"

You’re a pile of sticks .

I see you don’t have Publix in your area.

Christian Glen

More Ray impressions please

Cole Frawley

Tim harassing Ray about his couch choices or boy scout awards is top tier comedy

Blake Smith

Ray is the best

mark kuchonowski

do episodes play like half way through perfectly fine but then just cut out for anyone else? i havent been able to listen to the end half of the last 2 sodes

Ike Duffy

If you don’t come to Nashville I will light myself on fire at your house

Justin Palumbo

I was fully on board re:Chipotle until Kump dumped on Jersey Mike’s. That place is second to none.

Michael villarreal

Endless pasta at Olive garden is the best . I’m a fat fuck it’s the best .

Michael Benczkowski

You eat too much, you get the Chinese disease: Draggin Ass

Andrew Rapier

Who the fuck eats 40 shrimp - these fat cows

Drunk N. Monk

Wassup my brotha

Uncle Polko

The patreon is audi only style episodes in the format of a love letter to Bob Grant style long form rant/stream of consciousness broadcasting. Enjoy the slop. It's well worth it from time to time.

Handsome twink

All of the Boy Scout information checks out.

Jazz Kumpet

Kump up the hams !

Jazz Kumpet

Coconut fried Kump always brings me to the table.

bobbyg84

The Schrödinger’s cat/nonbinary man or woman reference by the Gerald J Defebo leadership award winner was top notch

Andrew Puckett

Make the main show audio only

Andrew Puckett

Where’s our video you savage

Devon Woodrup

Gas mileage gets effected for sure in any whip.

Tom Truglio

THUNDER ONLY HAPPENS WHEN ITS RAAAAAININNNNNN!!!

Jeff Hess

My grandparents go to Disney by themselves every. single. year. I’m too afraid to ask what they are getting out of these trips

Scrubs954

Hmu if you wanna bang my wife

Drunk N. Monk

ur both cucks& thanks Garrett, you’re not annoying or closeted or a disgusting unintelligent unfunny forgettable disappointment to friends family& casual ppl on the web&, im actually a big strong man thank u.

Clinton Body Count

Nah it’s us ZIONIST JEWS. Blame us.

Sweaty Skinfolds

I think they would love him up here. On one hand there is the wokeness shit especially in Arcata but there are also a lot of real and honest people here too that work with our hands and enjoy life.

Clinton Body Count

Chipotle is great after a workout in a pinch late at night. Should it be Michelin rated? No.

insidejoke

He’s a fair minded poet and we’re blessed to be able to listen to him

Clinton Body Count

So accurate. I had a cool aunt and she literally drank herself to death at 56. Handles of popov under her bed but she bought me a Dreamcast.

Clinton Body Count

Fake business

Clinton Body Count

You’re brilliant as always dawg.

Clinton Body Count

I appreciate your gesture and your mental illness energy.

Clinton Body Count

Love it up there. Not sure what the Humboldt state or cal poly crowd would think of Tim tho.

Clinton Body Count

That’s his charm. When these two are together it’s fun to think about probably over 700 lbs between the two of them.

Jacob Decker

“Definitely worth $20” this guy would haggle $0.25

Ron

The patreon needs to be revitalized with a Tim Dillon is going to hell reboot. Bring Ray back on permanently for the patreon eps so they can start diving into the shit Tim became afraid to talk about when he thought he was going to sneak into the Hollywood elite. We know that ship has sailed Tim and the island closed down already anyways

Ron

That’s because you hate how a beastly intellectual such as Ray is so well versed and much classier than you

Vandy-B

Ray mumbling about starfish and Schrödinger’s cat had me tearing my hair out

William Alton

Kump for President!

Alex Rouch

I find this difficult to workout to

James Millward

Ed Harris hit me with his car.

Joseph Viggiano

What the fuck is a tri becka

Thomas Carrigan

Same

#1Fan

Tim mentioned he’s dropping three Rothschilds episodes soon— did those drop yet?

Matthew soto

He’s such a idiot lol

Matthew soto

Dumbass Ray is thinking about Abu from Aladdin hahahaha

Austin Sachariason

Bring back the Rogan voice too while he’s at it

Scrubs954

Grateful to be a small part of this supportive community

Garrett Holmes

They literally covered all those topics on this episode. You’re a sad little man who wants to take it out in other people because it makes you feel better. We wish you well

M C

Ray still talking about that god damn starfish

Drunk N. Monk

Except when Sebastian joins the show.

Drunk N. Monk

The only reason they haven’t is it’s difficult to get rays entire mass in the shot without renting a boom lift or a special Red Bull helicopter

Drunk N. Monk

Watch the Jared from subway documentary on hbo, it’s a nice mix of both

Drunk N. Monk

Pump me full of kumpf

Drunk N. Monk

Pump me fulla kump

Drunk N. Monk

The hole from last week was the only ep worth listening too ina month

Drunk N. Monk

You’re an incoherent moron misusing the daily vocab words u learned getting ur associates degree

You

So excited about Tim being on Sam’s Wide World on YouTube

Drunk N. Monk

Tim pretending to mispronounce chipotle to chew up time is worse than being in an elevator full of Indian ppl

Jas Gen

Bring back Kump all the time. Love Tim's impersonation of Ray.

Bill O'Brien

Rarely does Ray make me laugh… the “DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES” comment during the CNN footage did make me laugh. Thanks, Ray. I hope you get to live another day. This time…

MoDollars

"I'm Ray! I WANT TO PLAY BABU, listen to me!"

Dixie Daley

Damn even on the higher tier? What are the paying for? 😂

Oscar Brady

That segment on kumps scout award had me choking

Kilolson

Some foods, no matter how much I eat, I will never feel full. Shrimp are one of those. Endless shrimp was a terrible idea. There will never be enough shrimp to make someone feel full.

LI LOUD

This should just be Tim and Ray rate restaurants

Jake

Endless kump. We want Ray on every bonus please. Thanks boss.

Scrubs954

This is what the show is all about: brunch critique interspersed with self immolation and genocide

Donovan Collinsworth

I'm also a straight person with a cock. I just wanna marry Tim Dillon.

Kyle Lloyd

Ray is great! Lucy is a parasite that sucks the humor out of the "Kump" podcast. Let's stop doing that?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Well I was only speaking from the perspective of a straight person with a cock. You called him daddy. I’m mildly confused still.

Devon Woodrup

Kump just sounds so fucking fat, like he's eating a mouthfull of taffy and skittles 90% of the time. He has his moments but GODDAMN, this is not easy on the ears.

Donovan Collinsworth

I ain't gay tho. Sucking dick is mad gay. I just wanna marry big Dillion dawg.

Sweaty Skinfolds

Tim Please come to Eureka or Cal Poly Humboldt!!!

Dylan Roberts

A Girl Has No Brain

Mike1518

Are any of these video? Or all just audio I’ve never been on Patreon before lol

Alex

How much is the immolation tier?

Jack Jenkins

What 3 people in here are listening to Rays podcasts?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Trust me “I’ll suck your dick“ would work wonders compared to what I just read.

Jewish Landlord

Keep Ray on patreon permanently!!

LEEK

Damn all y’all niggas talk about is food. Jesus Christ get back to the conspiracies

SALVATORE M. LIBRIZZI

please for the love of god shoot a skit with ray as a scoutmaster dropping truth bombs on the children.

Elliott Levitt

Second this comment. I’d say equalize the volume level of clips with studio. Also funny episode and complaining is my favorite pastime

Donovan Collinsworth

Daddy Dillion I'll be there with a nice poor man's engagement ring and a a stuffy when you swing through Nashville. I live around an hour and a half away but it'll be worth it to hear you angrily rant for an hour on stage with a tomato red face. Can't wait!

Aptkeyboard

Yas come to Nashville!

Ian Doro

Turn the God damn volume up especially on clips

Yes_Yes!

Feed me more kump

Mark Ludwig

Where the fuck is Guinea Pig KUMP?????

Ben

I almost crashed my car from laughing around 43:30 LMAOOOOOOO

Jay

Kump 2024

Dino Fonz

Based on the uselessness and desperation I sense here, I’ll reserve myself in eviscerating your worthless, peasant life. We wish you well.

Bocelli's Ghost

Kump can't help it, he's built like a ham

Mary

The way Tim talks to ray like he is his disappointed mother 😂

Mike Sweeney

I always love that Ray can be a genius and an absolute retard while formulating the same sentence.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Imagine missing out on that opportunity…

You’re a pile of sticks .

Nice brother! Now if they could just get you on a higher dose of lithium, I’m sure something else could help you cum!! Don’t lose hope.

You’re a pile of sticks .

I will say definitively, the add reads were better . They were gold really. never skipped em

You’re a pile of sticks .

He’s not gonna help connect you to the female that has a restraining order against you.

Tyler Mullinax

Does she know any former Belles?

You’re a pile of sticks .

Indubitably

You’re a pile of sticks .

Some might say Raymond is a young prince, that he has the IQ of an average ClA agent. Some might say he cooks canine better than the average New China restaurant. Some say Raymond is the next P Diddy. Nathan below says Raymond has toes he would suck for hours at a time for nutritional value. It has been said he is the most capable Babu of our lives. Personally, I say none of those. I say he's Tim's favorite guest to riff with. Yes or yes?

Alex Gullen

Yes or Yes

Alex Gullen

Whilst I appreciate the sentiment, let’s be real. These two could lie their fat asses off for an hour and we’d all still be here.

Blake Anthony

“Gonna need a bigger boat”

Casey

I really appreciate Tim’s role in that Matilda film where he eats all the cake …

brett booey

VOTE - Kump 2024

Bobby

Would you guys just date already

Hannah

When you go to heaven it's just Tim and Ray inviting you to join them at a table of endless shrimp.

Nathan Pitek

One of these days I’ll suck Ray Kumps toes. Not for sexual gratification but for the nutritional value

Shergo Rango

Raymond Kump is the illegitimate love child of Dom Deluise and Rosie O'Donnell

Uncle Polko

If they don't post a photo of the Gerald defibo award plaque it was 100% a fraud.

Uncle Polko

No.

Nick Palance Show

Guest request: Professor Galloway. He’s got a book to promote that jives with boomers/doomsday.

Jazz Kumpet

time for some Kump fried rice

Bryce Ehret

So apparently they eat grilled starfish in China and Japan

MrsAvery

Baboo hahahahha

Suhaib Ahmed

You should have joe list on to talk about chipotle😂

ChrisG thank you for your service

Ray Kump leadership award long over due 👏 🙌

🚬

He says a few times about putting stuff “on the video,” and he seems to think that we’re seeing what he’s seeing. Are there videos of these bonus episodes somewhere?

Carson Hall

I see ray kump in the title and I listen, simple as that

Shawn

More Ray & Tim Episodes 🔥🤣

Castlebar

Cool Aunts, top notch story telling

Simon L

Ray Kump is a national treasure

Queefs galore

If I light myself on fire I would fill my shirt and pants pockets full of popcorn seeds

Ether

Babu Bhatt is from Seinfeld Ray… Abu is the capuchin from Aladdin

Nick Mann

There's an unpublicised depression, Timmy, only the rich are buying performance tickets

Queefs galore

Love the weight watchers podcast

Bailie Lowe

I always get so excited when I see ft. Ray Kump!!! Also he’d be a great camp councillor!

Vicious Teknique

🐐

Nick Mann

Schrodinger is so well known that even my phone predicts his name, ignorant pig!

Patrick Fidler

Ehh. Can be. It’s just more content. But he posts em like 3-4 months in total, so it’s like 3 more hours. But the fat pig inspired me to work for a non-profit after college (Lockheed Martin) so $15 for 3 hours is a fair enough trade in my book.

Steven G

I believe it

Steven G

Is it worth it? Tims free show is better than pay wall one Devan Costa is killing it, not fond of lemon party but devans show has all the hidden gems 💎 of youtube

Steven G

Burning man is from St Augustine florida. I feel like they just activate these people he had that ant depressant add look

Steven G

The burning 🔥 man that was str8 mk ultra and of course hes from florida smh 🤦. Another bad name for florida. Texas florida and california is where all the weird folks come from

Patrick Fidler

Anyone gonna let us know when to resub to Rothschild? I’m not paying that fat pig an extra $15 for any month that content isn’t posted

Colin Wiseman

The king is back....oink oink

Logan Kelley

Ray eps are hard to beat

L

If you lived in lower Manhattan 2o01, its not funny

Baddogmama

Have they both forgotten the classic “Starfish Killer” episode?!

Roach Giggins

“Ray Fucked Me”

Ryan Kuskey

No matter how big Tim gets, he still brings on the best guest… Raymond “boy scout” Kump.

Hayden Pizzolato

My wife worked at Disney for a year as Cinderella. Their have to start as goofy. Here’s how it goes. They have to try out in a major city to get it. Most characters are in the college program as she was. She made minimum wage and had to live in a 2 bed room dorm with 6 people. Terrible experience but she’s a freak so she loved it

Fried Ravioli

Kump is a necessity. who else can sit on the other side of your see saw?

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

"Yeah if Goofy shoves his cock in your mouth... yeah you get a taste"

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Bih u still talking?

Thomas Carrigan

GAS DIGITAL IS BACK BABY

Lynda

You have to take the kids there - it’s baking hot and a lot of walking .

Lynda

No one with remaining taste buds would eat chipotle

Jeff

The best way I can think of to describe how Ray sounds is “bologna accent”

Jeff

Listen to me!

Financial Foundation

Hey what's up Ray your favorite Cia agents. Guys join the kump patron and help me convince Ray to buy a gun from me. I've been trying for like a year no lie

Kumpslut

Kump!!!!

Mil

I ran to this before the main pod

Disgraced Businessman

LISHEN TO ME! I WANNA PLAY BABOO!

Hello world

I love that Ray is an Eagle Scout

Ryan Blood

“The Jersey Mikes of Mexican food”

David B. Gosselin

Ray Kump for President!

Roland

Love Ray and Tim episodes.

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!

What makes you so sure it's a "he?" What if it's non-binary? What if it identifies as a woman or a degenerate, fake business loser like you????

Damien

Nothing is better in life than Tim doing rays voice

Michael

Kump 2028

Dylan Roberts

He said quiet down

Positivity

Thank you for this. Ray is the best.

Mark Hudak

I think Kump was looking for Abu from Aladdin. Love these pigs.

Jeff

The fact that Ray claims to have seen The Lion King once yet somehow knows of this obscure character named Babu that….from my quick research….wasnt in any of the movies and only appeared in a couple Lion King kids books, is deeply concerning.

Dominic

Wyd

10000 Reasons

BLAME THE BLACKS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

A GIRL HAS NO NAME!

Nothing lamer than someone who leaves a personal attack/comment !! Get a life!!

Dino Fonz

Quiet down!!!

Dino Fonz

Nothing makes me happier than when I see Tim has the almighty Ray Kump by his side for this weeks episode. I always listen to these 2-3x over the first month they drop.

C

... And the shapes of skulls>.< omfg hahaha

Justinian

4chan knows the truth about Red Lobster its almost entirely from the blacks swarming the all you can shrimp deal (often not tipping or dine and dashing) causing millions in losses for the company. Combined this demographic pressure with libtard corporate leadership that fired anyone that refused to do anything about the problems cause by swarms of blacks abusing the system and now you have a company nearing bankruptcy.