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Bonus #242 - Send Us To Russia (ft. Sam Tallent)
🕑 Added 2024-04-12 22:08:43 +0000 UTCTim sits down with comedian Sam Tallent for an emergency podcast from Finland on the passing of Orenthal James Simpson.
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Aintshook
This was great. I want More Tallent…
HummerEV96
Finland sounds nice.
Trechael Stephens
Loveeee the In Living Color shout out 🧡
Meredith Bezner
Sam Tallent tier yes or yes?
Danny B.
I dropped the $5 sub soon as I saw tim an sam in the same title please let the stars align in this musty galactic mist an birth us that dream duo
b d
I love me some Sam tallent
FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
The Who Too: Electric Boogaloo
Alejandro Rocha
Let’s get the Filipino podcast 😫
Charles Douglas
Where's the picture of Sam you promised for Patreon, piggie
You’re a pile of sticks .
The “ or Hamas “ video I saw was pretty good. These kids Brains were left on the sidewalk.
Alfreds Aguilar
Cut my arms, bleeding. Nice under the radar one, Sam
Christian Glen
Boom, roasted
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Sam is what happens when Stavros rerolls his character to put more points in Intelligence and less into Gay.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
No comrade. America betrayed the pig long ago.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Remy Martin and Xanax.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
I am going to get a lot of mirth thinking about Raymundo in a sombrero with a long drooping Zapata mustache. Thank you.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Megalomaniacal should be his intro song.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
He will never dethrone KING KUMPF!
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
His quick wit reminds me of a young Mr. Cumia.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
The CIA taught Charlie Manson how to do that.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
That's the real reason he beheaded her-nagging him about butt stuff.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Woefully incorrect.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
We're going to find out he was fucking actual lizards on the island. And the reptiles were underage.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
You might not like most of his humor, or think he's annoying, but ya gotta admit Sam is damn quick on the draw.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
The pig is unfortunately like most Americans in this regard-he passionately hates the government, and for good reason, but is so cowed he still asks their permission to go on a field trip.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
It's like when a necromancer runs out of mana and instead of crumbling into dust, the dead he reanimated eat him.
Nancy. Queef.
Sam and Tim are the best duo in podcasting
Emma
God tier episode
Chris Perry
There is a place in Raleigh called “the dankery” that has good food and loud music
Christian Glen
Watching the intersectional zombies at elite colleges turn on their masters is a thing of beauty
MatchMoveMusic
oh man. there's a big visual component to what was cracking tim up watching "turn my swag on" girl, not even so much her but when they cut to the judges and family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OupSfFTMiMY
Aptkeyboard
Best episode in a while
Dane Escobar
“Looks like a Fuddrucker’s.”
Christian Glen
Put it on the Ham!
Arlo Zelickson
More sam
Rich Golden
This episode fucks
Mean Mike
Tour is over fatty, where’s the slop?
Baddogmama
Whatever it takes
Baddogmama
Sam: I get it now.
Ken Martin
Downgrading
Sherry Oller
I’d make a significant sacrifice to have a friend like Sam.
T O
Gogol was born in a province of Russian empire. There was no such country as Ukraine.
You’re a pile of sticks .
🎶🎼🎵
You’re a pile of sticks .
Mf’s still waiting on a hotdog warlord to save them .
Baddogmama
Tim’s reaction to the thought of Russian table service was so gay.
Mattgew
Tim for the next pod talk about the pregnant woman airlifted off of the Disney cruise
jimmy szatkowski
No picture??
Orange
I hope Tim sees this https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13286723/Lori-Lightfoot-investigation-America-worst-mayor-Tiffany-Henyard.html
Mark Keptsi
Gogol was actually Ukrainian. We know this because he was extremely antisemitic as is culturally the norm.
victor
why the hell won't they let you go to Russia? You shouldn't ask their opinion, you should just apply for a visa and go. I'm from the closest NATO country to the fighting and there are plenty of local travel vloggers that went to Russia just this year
Karli
"In Living Color " I was screaming 😆 🤣
Drew from MD
He is essential, any honest fan knows that. But you are 💯 correct about his new show is garbage
M C
Played Turn my Swag on almost every morning in my Sophomore year. Jumped out the bed turned my swag on then proceeded to go to class and fail all my exams. Yet now I'm still Gettinnggg moneeeyyy ohhhhh!!!
Jake Alderman
Hilarious
Drunk N. Monk
Id be a cunt if mine killed himself w booze to get away from me too
justine
Fun fact we were sitting in the box below the commotion at the Royal Albert Hall we just assumed another piggy had a heart attack
Steve
Cool
Drunk N. Monk
My boomer fathers favorite band is the who” too
Drunk N. Monk
These pigs don’t know about Montpellier and saint Tropez
Michael Thurlow
https://www.instagram.com/p/C5yBp37r7T_/?igsh=MWQ1ZGUxMzBkMA==
Clinton Body Count
Ur mom is gay bruh
Clinton Body Count
Why? Ben got too big for his britches. That little weirdo thought he was an essential part of TDS. Lemon party is fucking terrible.
Clinton Body Count
Great cumback ya tard
Fadedcharacter
"All this wicker furniture begging for it." Lolol
Fire and Brimstone
Ok Sam.
Michael Pine
I think it's nice that Tim "Harvey Weinstein's" all the new young talent. Sam better keep his mouth shut though or he will never work in this town again!
chanty
"comments are turned off" 😂
Jake Bauer
Tell me you don't know anything about standup without telling me you know nothing about standup #cuck
Gijs
I saw you both in Amsterdam very funny
Lovey
You say Ham-ass & I say Huh-moss...
Zane Prescott
well.. the ww3 started according to alex jones and here i am... just like i said... and to think tim dillons last meal was gargling sam talents balls right before the bombs dropped... poetic.
You’re a pile of sticks .
Sweet fat baby girl
You’re a pile of sticks .
Hillary is that you ?
You’re a pile of sticks .
Yaaaaaaaaaaaas
You’re a pile of sticks .
Rofl you 100% suck dick for fun .
You’re a pile of sticks .
Yes or yes?
You’re a pile of sticks .
I bet you don’t mean any of that. Al’s I bet you secretly take screenshots of him every time you see him wearing something new.
Barry-O
I thought him n Sam were good vibes,, brought out old Timmy a little bit!
Fire and Brimstone
No tallent sucks balls. Worst guest I've heard. Idk how you hang around this piece of shit. Not funny on pods. Not funny in standup. Who is he sucking off.
David Eric Ricketts
Even though Sam is strait I think he can appreciate a good crown molding, fine dining, and a little excess like our beloved Pig. Bosom Buddies.
tmbruzzy
I love Sam and Tim together. You can tell they genuinely enjoy each other's company.
Geoffrey M. Romero
Annie is funnier than Sam talent. It's funny hearing him want to be on the main episode lol you ain't good enough
Neerajsing Rajput
Sam is Untalented
10000 Reasons
Soulja boi TELLEM
Drunk N. Monk
I hope Mark Zuckerberg goes next
Hankretariat
If Kump isn’t on 2/3 patreon episodes I am going to go vibrate until my body falls apart
Lynda
We went to the RAH show it was really good . We were sitting next to a Tim super fan / stalker which just made it more hilarious . Sam is def the best guy you could’ve teamed up with. My hubs is now a fan which he was not before . As an aside my dad beat prostate cancer some years ago . Caught early you can recover. Of course my dad still has my mum around to bug him to go for regular health checkups . OJ’s wife was not around to do that .
Silentk911.
Prostate cancer got Steve Jobs too
You’re a pile of sticks .
That’s what we like to hear.
You’re a pile of sticks .
European sex workers are much more efficient.
Jacob Berger
I was at the Stockholm show yesterday and it was insane, I’ve never laughed so hard
kumpoxone101
Finally you got to experience NOMA forage restaurant. I'm happy it let you down
Deep thoughts.....
That’ll do pig. That’ll do.
Marshall Ames Richards
Thanks for finally fixing the audio. <3
Emilia Tessaro
Wearing my fanciest raccoon coat for this eulogy of food opinions and yelling
Jeff
In life, unrelated to one's social standing or class as determined by man, there are some people who, by nature, are keys that set the world in motion. They are the true elite, as dictated by the golden rule of the universe. Tim Dillon is one such person.
Jeff
Hahaha penis!
Otto
8=====D~~~
Gorehammer
Damnit. Sam is one of the only folks that can go toe to toe with Mr. Dillon.
Jim
Where’s the foto???
Jim
Not a big Sam Tallent but this was pretty good! (Better than the free drop lol)
MC Ultra
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JglWZ-wC3Vk&pp=ygUaY2hlciBsbG95ZCB0dXJuIG15IHN3YWcgb24%3D
MC Ultra
I have been listening to Turn My Swag On on repeat ever since this episode. Every version. Nonstop. I HOP UP OUT THE BEEEEEED TURN MY SWAG OOOON!!! TOOK A LOOK IN THE MIRROR SAY WASSUP!!! YEEEAAAH! I GET MONEEEY!
Brandon W
🤣
Jessica Ruiz
She’s Daddy’s fat little girl!! 🤣
Cameron Miller
AAA episode
Veikkkkkko
Show was amazing! Love from Finland, yours truly, the high fashion nazi criminal - hitlers favourite!
Amir Betties
What's the link for the girl singing off key video
Siméon Picard
Unsubscribe
CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody
Yes or Yes
You
Less Lucas
Victoria Zaborov
Great episode! I saw you guys in Amsterdam and had the best night!!! I hope you’ll come back ❤️
Jillena
Favourite episode in a long time, LOVE THIS
Hilary
Always a fun podcast as always 😂👍🏾
Candice Banks
An oyster served out of an infants booty
oliver
👍
Lart Hefron
Sam always brings out his best ….. love you guys🩵
Lart Hefron
Back to back bangers from TIM lately
Big Mike
Let’s hear the unreleased tape
Sean Wilkinson
Sam talent Tim Dillon call that an STD
KINGDUM BLACK
I Get Moneeey!!!
Christian Glen
This podcast officially has high blood pressure and diabetes now
Lucas
Less guests
Emily
Please Tim buy a home in Europe and become the president of the EU
Kenjamin
Sam Tallent is hands down my favorite guest. Yannis is up there too but this dude needs to be on once every month or so
William Alton
If there was an Emmy for fat guys talking about food, this Patreon would be nominated
theirishwonderjr
My favorite part of this episode is Tim’s singing voice is just Ray
Gary
How many podcast do you need. Less podcasting more stand up.
A GIRL HAS NO NAME!
Did Tim relapse 😆?? He seems buzzed in this episode, singing etc!Really enjoyed this one❤️!!
Jace
3 guests in a row ditch these fucking losers and find something to talk about.
Shergo Rango
Next week on the Tin Dillon show! Latinx lothario Raymundo Kumpez spills the secrets on the best tortas in NYC and the 5 do's and donts of when dating latina single moms!
Queefs galore
Tim and Sam eating the most gourmet meals while listing to KMFDM and Skinny Puppy on full blast might be the most hilarious scene ever.
Farley Craig
Sam Tallent!?! Thank god you finally have someone intelligent on the patreon
Hammer
100%
Katy
it's not an emergency pod if it's on time
hello tea time
Omg patreon app nice now
Trey Fichera
Put the picture up my life is meaningless
Anthony Montana
Lose the wieght
Pog Daddy
Thanks for the birthday gift.
Garrett McManus
Great ep
Castlebar
Take a ferry over to Tallinn Estonia
Dixie Daley
Pic where? Fake news 😂
Steven G
I would too, get un-alived these days haha
Samuel Chambers
Legendary epi
Adam Osmak
Ayo Tim…….. https://www.facebook.com/reel/828466489121696?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=xCPwDs
Drew from MD
Bring back Ben!!!
C
so its true, i knew it. the Audio Is better in europe lol. can finally hear the damn sound=/
Jayson Hatt
Dude finally an episode with Sam. Feel like it’s been forever since white mongos.
Nick Mullaney
Best episode in a minute. I feel like Tim has been more reserved and protective about what he says lately. This return to form was refreshing
Jordan Robinet
Great episode 👍👍
sweetswillbones
Shut the fuck up
Bryan
You are fat.
Emerson Powell
I love Sam tallent, met him in Brisbane, touched his bum. It was a hilarious set. Great book too.
Bobbie Roberts
Tim is really happy in this episode, unusually happy I like it!
Dog With No Collar
I am happy Tim has found love at this stage of his life, you two make an adorable couple.
Jacob Decker
“We have tried to go to dinner in Russia—This is the tragedy of war” lmao
Ani
“The pigs are in le pen” 💀💀
Tyler Meldrum
Tim, fo reals. What does Diddy taste like like?
hubrisnxs
Sam Tallent!
Nick Palance Show
OJ Simpson Goes To Hell
You’re a pile of sticks .
OooooooooOoo yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahh???!????!!!!!? Fuuuuuccccckkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad As Can
Yea he is and massive Gock too, man that guyt and cock is massive. Like a sea barnacle
Nathan Pitek
Go watch Soup’s On so Nathan Lund doesn’t kill himself!
Dick Olson III
That will do pig. That will do.
Koko97
Couple of white mongos
Alex U
Sam Tallent is the only acceptable guest to have on besides Ray
K
Finally!
Joshua Willis
Finnish freaks
Uncle Polko
And fuck you, right in your mouth.
Matthew Burns
Chubby B on Stavvy World was ALL-TIME funny
Matthew Burns
Finnish him
Alex M
👌👌
Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee
Ur mom gay?
The Bobby Johnson Show
😦 RUSSIA!!! Tim has FINALLY betrayed us!
Helen Simms
As soon as I learned of the death of Orenthal James Simpson I immediately started a countdown to the next Dillon podcast
Juan Ramirez
Sam talent is that enward
tnm_dynamiq
Thank God, I almost pulled the trigger.
Holden Middick
Thanks Tom Dijon
GayRetard360noscope
Fuck you retard, Sam is hilarious.
Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee
Sam is the English major you remember in college
Tyler
Wooo knew Tim Dillon dropped. An hour of my miserable life will be better today
Monica B
Tim, you sound so much happier in Europe.
Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee
Only enough room for one pig
isaac mijangos
Tim, please get Daniel Tosh on your podcast!
Mean Mike
Thanks for the slop
Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee
Fuck sam talent
Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee
Sam talent is absolute trash
Chandler
Let’s get it
OC_Treon
Let’s go sugar baby 😘
