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Lori Lightfoot

If Kump doesn't get all of Tim's money when he dies I'll riot.

John

Dealing drugs is legal if you're rich and white.

HummerEV96

Oregon didn't have a choice. The junkies keep committing crimes.

Pleasureman69000

Don't mess with americimaba

Abuelito

this isn't a threat to tim, know your audience.

Daniel

The guest sounds like ray kumps mini me

Big Mike

Make one more joke about me Tim and your gonna be my little piggy and boy am i gonna make you squeal. Here piggy piggy come get your slop (this is code for the beast needs to be fed.. the beast being big mikes lizard)

Bex

I'm pretty good at my drugs. Never touched fent. Some friends of mine died from that bc they were not good at their drugs! 🤷‍♀️. Can we get some merch plz 🙏

Christian Glen

I'm kind of amazed the pig isn't more up on what's going on in China. They literally have the biggest real estate bubble in history and it's finally collapsing. Add that with a rapidly shrinking/aging population, massive capital flight, stock market crash, and a tarnished reputation due to Covid. At the very best they are going to have their "Great Recession" moment, and at the vert worst they will go through a Peter Zeihan style societal collapse. As the old Chinese proverb goes: "It's a real knife fight in the Big City".

Alex Mac Donald

Ohh no, some faggot on the internet called me retarded after he missed the point which is "for every prohibition you create, you also create a black market through which property rights are enforced through EXTREME VIOLENCE" 🤣🤣🤣

Dim Tillon

I’m not a Theo von fan, I was saying that Tim was funny on his last episode

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Welcome to the pigpen muddafuckas!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's all mitigation with diminishing returns. None of that saves lives, it's merely putting off the inevitable.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Of course a Biden booster likes touching lil homies.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

This is accurate. At a certain point you are dealing with a chemical, not a person.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Jose Epsteino isn't as crazy as you might think. Where's the dead drop?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Not fighting, just fisting.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That last line was actually fucking profound.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

After they gave the world the gift of grunge, they turned to evil.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"I'll be adding a show in Manassas as well."

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And yet strangely, last election bumblefuck Wisconsin had "Republicans for Biden" signs. Wonder if they still feel that way.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I've yet to see a pot big enough.

Kyle Lloyd

You found these nuts, now if you want'em they're waiting. Or you can go in peace. Na'mean

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Good. Do drugs in jail then, far away from me.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If you've never heard of Palantir you need more Whitney Webb in your life.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Found the Karen.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Bort Krissler is as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If you're comparing fentanyl to alcohol, maybe you're the retard.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Yeah, it's not full of people sucking the pig off. We're not afraid to speak truth to fat here.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

More like wrong side of the gay pile.

ItBeRoomsey

An episode that came out on my birthday! Yippee

Ryan

I’m from Portland and can confirm it’s full of gross fentanyl people here

avani♡︎

This podcast is the only one I’ll laugh out loud. ♡︎

Gregory Oliver

Ox must have woken up on the wrong side if the hay pile

Gregory Oliver

Ox life

Gregory Oliver

Ox tears

Gregory Oliver

Ox Numbers = IQ of and Ox

Bryson Mills

I need your help, which episode does Tim show that hilarious clip of Biden messing up his sign off

Katy

The only thing i can count on in life is tim being late to the patreon eps

Jake

Quasi-intellect take. Fact that you're all over this comment section trying to prove how much smarter you are for hating him cements that 🫵😂

Dylan Vineyard

Good episode piglet

Nick Palance Show

Let it go, champ. It's over.

Alan C

I gotta check the new one duuuuuuuuuuuude, or is it done, let's see.. we ALL wish him well

NoMaxPrint

Need Kump and TD to visit the Guggenheim or another NYC art museum and talk about the time periods in which the art was made.

Blake H.

I demand sloppp TD you dirty boy

Stuart

Just got charged for my patreon… here piggy piggy 🐷

Jorge Espinha

Can’t they just compost them?

Jorge Espinha

So , you are saying that Oregon has some nice areas. It’s not just purple haired fat trans lesbians that believe they are falcons.

Jorge Espinha

Terrorist ! Go back to Iran!

Jorge Espinha

How killing elderly people brings crime down ? It would save social security and Medicaid but it’s the young that do crimes

Dim Tillon

That Theo von ep was fuccen hilarious

Nate Quirk

NVM found it #224 lol

Nate Quirk

Can someone please point me to the episode where Tim rants about how you should go to an Applebee's and tell rich people your problems because a Harvard study says it's where the rich mingle with the poor?

LI LOUD

No it’s not and fuck paying for helping addicts

Christian Glen

Could you elaborate?

Joseph Viggiano

The difference between the comment sections on here and YouTube is night and day. Fuck all you pieces of shit.

Drew from MD

Bring back BEN!!! Batman needs his Robin

Christian Glen

I have confirmation that a Trans-Trucker Convoy is currently headed to the border to kick some ass!

Michael Polites

Are you saying he doesn’t suck Man ass?

Mathew

I got in my car after work ready to go see him in Perth I got a msg saying show canceled. I was so fucking dissapointed . What are ya goons do? Wish me well.

Byzitokone

Incel

Byzitokone

Incel

Cathal Smith

I needed this today.. 🤣🤣🤣

Jorge Espinha

Portugal is used as an example for drug decriminalizing. But the addicts were never allowed to pitch tents on the street and shoot heroin in public. We also don’t have a meth problem but fentanyl is starting to appear , apparently the Taliban destroyed most of the opium crops in Afghanistan and the Heroin supply to Europe dried up ( it makes you wonder about “our” allies) and now Fentanyl is showing up as an alternative.

Jorge Espinha

And this is why I read the comment section . It’s better than most Podcasts available. Be best!

Jorge Espinha

Be best

Jorge Espinha

Tim is a powerhouse. Great social commentary. Sometimes he ignores little details like facts, but it makes it even better. Be best!

Alex Mac Donald

WOW!!!! TIM DILLON IS SOOOOOO SMAAAART!!!! Prohibition is WAAAAAYYY smarter than helping retards stop being retards. The 2 BIGGEST murder spikes in American history were the direct result of Prohibition of alcohol in the 20s/30s, and also after 1971 wheb the drug war started.

George Washy had no party but he had slave teeth

Tim it’s clean needles not drugs. You can’t get high on narcan. It’s like handing out condoms, doesn’t mean you’re driving around a van of prostitutes

Otto

8====D~~

Josh

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Alan C

Benji that you?

Earth Burner

You’re going to be highly disappointed. America is dead

Earth Burner

Fuck off dipshit

Earth Burner

Is it a hustle or are his fans complete retards who have money for some reason?

Jimbo

What logistical difference is there between turning a camera on and not? Share your sources pig.

Keerath Singh Sethi

great commentary

Keerath Singh Sethi

always a fun time with you piggie

Ryan Warrick

If Tim creates the shirt, I’ll buy it in a heartbeat. Let’s start a movement: Be Good at your Drugs

Yimmy Yames

Agreed but he might be the king of fake business riding the coattails of a joke from 10 years ago I respect the hustle

Dave

Completely off topic, but can we talk about how terrible Bert is, ruins everything, the most annoying overused fake laugh, and wastes time with the most non interesting stories usually name dropping famous people for some clout by proxy. Giving Gringo Papi a run for his money with most obnoxious friend of Joe (yea man)

Austin Berg

I live in Jackson County. It’s a real knife fight here.

Cowpie

Funny enough it was the same lesbian that owned a particular Airbnb….

Barry-O

100% agree, suburbs are still nice,, and Hillsboro and Tigard are better than ever. Downtown is only for food and date night.

Mark Maguire

Nobody Obvs

Alan C

Who here still watches Ben Avery?

Yadu Krishnan

Anyone else listening to Tim waiting to cross the border over to Texas? P.S I’m thinking about going back.

Chris Roberts

Same. I'm just outside of Portland. Downtown I'd shit hole. 98% of suburbs are still nice

Owen Grafton

As someone who lives in Oregon…..yes or yes

Cats4nelson

This show is a treat it feels like an ice cream sundae!! You make my weekends so much better 😻THANKS!!

NJT

The people that don’t live in cities in the PNW are definitely not super liberal lol. Eastern WA and Oregon are pretty red, the cities just swing em heavily. And then there’s Idaho…

Sandlapper

I cannot wait to visit the stabbing wagon so I can handle my fentanyl responsibly

Carolyn

If I get the pleasure of running into Tim Dillon at the show tonight, I would say: “ Tim Dillon I know you don’t like talking to women, unless they are very rich, but I have three things to say to you number one God bless you - number two you’re an American treasure - number three I hope you get everything you want in life.” And then I would scurry away.

Kyle Lloyd

We become what we hate when making unfounded accusations that a nonprofit organization providing medical and oversight services for drug addicts is selling illegal substances. Access to clean needles, antiseptics, and keeping a registry of patients/users has in fact helped to save lives, and given people an opportunity to recover without irreconcilable injury. These were uninformed, and irresponsible accusations. See you next Tuesday.

Jeff

Bari is pretty unbearable. To be fair, I probably would be too if I was aging like a bottle of fermented diarrhea. She looks like a young old lady.

z17seattle

Quadruple bypass

Carolyn

I missed both Raleigh shows this last year - covid and airplanes - and tomorrow I’m seeing you in Atlanta for the first time and guess what…Im bringing my dad! Can’t wait ❤️

Guillermo Gutierrez

Abby Martin murdered my eardrums

Guillermo Gutierrez

Beautiful how they call it “Gotham”

Guillermo Gutierrez

Can you say something about the retarded moderator on your subreddit? Guy doesn’t even watch the show and bans everybody.

Brad and Laura

As a former addict who did five years in prison, I can say that this comment is 100 percent correct.

Brad and Laura

I didn't know what the palantir algorithm was when I read your comment, so I looked it up and holy shit that's terrifying. I love technology but it will be the demise of us.

Brad and Laura

"Driving around in the Dumb and Dumber dog van full of heroin." 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

Alex Gullen

The Palantir predictive policing algorithm (Gotham) demonstrates that simply liquidating the dementia ridden elderly into fertilizer will reduce overall crime rates and can be leveraged State by State for an improved bond yield ROI for institutional investors.

Alex Gullen

Put em in a pot already. You know solitary in Alabama in >100F with no air con, sanitary water or food with an out every now and then to stitch Victorias Secret products together for Les Wexnar.

OBEmusicwaves

Tim “put him in the pot”

Suckmydick

Literally said it’s a waste of his time, not mine. I end it when he starts promos but considering how valuable his time is why not save 30 seconds a week? Then again you clearly can’t read so I’m unsure why I’m wasting mine.

Paul Mcloughlin

Bari Weiss is a murderer. She tweeted the name of a Palestinian journalist that was targeted by the idf

Lauren Olamina

Thanks. Tim is too smart to be saying things that are utter lies. Disappointing.

Lauren Olamina

People on the street sucks and needs to end now, but the idea that going to prison is "getting help" is beyond laughable. Getting drugs in prison is perhaps even faster and easier than on the streets.

Sitdown

Tim, what’s the inside scoop on the Normand happening?

Joshwallywallace

Hhhhmong people

Bryce Ehret

I'm already a manger

Chris Kuhny

I handle my fentanyl like a pro thank you for telling me it’s okay Tim ❤️

fantanapanama Schack

I wonder if he took that part of route 1 where the road stacks like stairs in Jenner, I used to live in Gualala on route 1 and that road always scared me shitless

Rachel Collins

Tranq Town = Kensington

Andrew

The slop is served shut up and slurp it up with a smile

Dave

Holy shit buddy, there’s a fast forward button if you don’t want to listen. Or are you too retarded to realize you don’t have to listen?

Tyler Hass

Those were his dates not an ad u shit for brain why do u think comedians even do podcasts so at some point they tell u where to find them on tour

Jonathan

Where's Ray

MIZ SHEEN

Tim’s godson will get his money.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Undoubtedly

Richard

Go 20 miles outside Portland and Seattle and it's Trump flags and Militia ads

Dim Tillon

thank you tim

Michael Polites

Ads and a 52 min ep? You suck ass Tim. Probably man ass.

Adam Dev

Pro tip, to get the sense of companionship you get from the podcast, simply mute the last video and watch along with this audio, almost as good as a $100 prostitute

Abdullah Aldhahi

As someone who lives in the suburbs of Seattle, Tim is absolutely correct. One of the most beautiful region in the country, and it’s ran by the most spineless grifters that ever walked the planet 🤡 Local government in the PNW is a corrupt social justice circus that launders money through “non profit” organizations in the name of harm reduction and housing.

Aleksey

thanks, mom

micah vance

Are they now Gilbert goons?

Alex

Your third grade level of English absolutely backs up this story.

Alex

He's been doing show promos at the end of Patreon eps since the beginning. It's not really a big deal

WickedLobstah

Yes!!! We got a Ray impression, so goddamned funny

Bryce Ehret

Clinton Body Count

I live in California and literally 80% of the people on the streets are addicts from the south and the Midwest that literally moved here to be junkies because they get food stamps and $600 a month in cash from the government oh ya and they can steal and do drugs which they couldn’t fucking do in Iowa.

Clinton Body Count

I was an addict for nearly a decade and used needle drugs for 3 years before I got clean. Harm reduction approaches that all these woke progressives are in favor of are the biggest crock of fucking horseshit there is. It’s actually easy to end this shit. Enact a camping ban, use the national guard to enforce it and anyone that does not want to enter into a supervised treatment program can go to jail. When I was faced with severe consequences for my actions, I finally quit. This was prior to the fentanyl epidemic otherwise I’d be dead for sure.

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

My parents sold their house in Portland and moved to Gilbert. Life in the big city.

Cody Lawler

Quit smoking weed for a month and see how it changes your life for the better, I got two raises in two weeks and got made manager, I quit smoking in December, now my boss genuinely asks my opinions on where we should relocate his business.

Bryce Ehret

I literally just moved to Eugene Oregan I smoke that's it I'm enjoying a joint right now

JS

And Jeffery Epstine is still alive living next to 2pac

Suckmydick

No promos would be cool since we pay for this? Obv we know when you’re doing shows we’re fans and hear it on YouTube, kind of a waste of your time

El Barto

to hell with nasty gross dirty unpredictable transient drug addict criminal trash. dump em in puget sound. we're not here to transcend. we're here to destroy.

NorthernPatreonOfTheArts

Close, but no cigar

Rich Golden

Ray fist fighting Tim's beast of an Aunt over the last month of patreon earnings lol

Cody Lawler

The devil went down to the holy land saw it was already fucked and he thought to himself, "What a mess, beautiful mess, my bidding is done."

Pookey611

Not my van

Peter

The "producer" has exceeded his word allotment for the next 12 months

Brad and Laura

I will absolutely buy the "Be good at your drugs" shirt.

Shweez

just tell us you drive a fentanyl van, michael

Sarita Lil

Tim’s my inspiration

Barry-O

OREGON IS THE BEST. Cannon beach 4 life

Michael Ball

There’s no drugs in those vans, to be clear. Just narcan and clean needles.

C

if its always a false flag isnt that just make it a flag?=.@ lol

Ethan Paxton

Hi Tim, just saw subway released the footlong cookie. Patiently awaiting your review. Thanks

Scrubs954

I was at outside of an ice cream shop in Honolulu enjoying a rum raisin, a homeless woman approached the storefront feet away from me, squatted down and took a full piss while locking eyes with me. Life in the big city.

Dat Hippie Will

I'm 29 and fucked up 5 cops at once when u was 15 I work out daily get your ass beat pussy

TH0TTy♡By♡NaTuRe

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Ani

Dear Leader turned 39 last week. I hope you rotten pigs sang in the street louder than the North Koreans & made a blood sacrifice, it’s the least you could do!!

Alex Dorazio

Hey guy he's not dumb, we love him. Also, do you think he'll read all those words or any comments! Lol

Rich

Tim Dillon sliding in for Rush Limbaugh? Yes or yes?

Castlebar

Stabbin Wagon lady got sick of these bitches choosing other women to sponsor them in AA and she decided to go rogue

bryce anderson

i got that down syndrome donkey on me homie

bryce anderson

i touch ppl like u lil homie

Jackson

Not to sound typical but it’s so true: the only people who believe in stuff like that stabbing wagon are people who have never dealt with any type of addict in their personal life

Alex

Stop the cope. Save lives?? They're drug addicts, let em die or lock em up

Dat Hippie Will

Were all nazis according to Tim cause no one knows what sleepy Joe said

V

I own a lower cost funeral home in Washington and let me tell you, almost every case I get in Seattle or Olympia is a drug overdose, usually fentanyl related. There are thousands of indigent people a year that go unclaimed and it’s costing the counties thousands of dollars a month to pay funeral homes to cremate these people.

Frontside shitslide

This is the worst take I've ever heard you have in regards to the stabbing wagon. Harm reduction, clean needles and paraphernalia save lives. Watch channel 5 news with Andrew Callahan on his skid row and Philadelphia episodes. Wake up and open your eyes. You dumb fat pig.