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Bonus #230 - Drag Syndrome Cockpit

🕑 Added 2024-01-19 22:42:09 +0000 UTC

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John

Fat people never kill themselves

Corey

Down syndrome pilot impression is GOATed

HummerEV96

The media doesn't know anything.

BlueWizard

I think Tim needs to move the show to palm beach now more than ever

Omar

She had a bad dose!

Abuelito

Doesnt the cia have a running subscription to this show so they can hear about the stuff tel aviv wont tell them?

You’re a pile of sticks .

I wonder if you ever learned how to look b4 typing a question

Big Mike

IT HAS BEEN 10 DAYS WHERE IS OUR NEW EPISODE? BY THE TIME YOU IDIOTS RELEASE IT BIG MIKE AND KALAKA WILL BE RUNNING A NEW PRISON SYSTEM WHERE KALAKA SENTENCES YOU TO 4 YEARS OF BEING BIG MIKES COOK AND RAGDOLL.

Matthew DiFilippo

I'm back. Love you bro

Andrew Johnson

this is the best $5 I've ever spent

brett booey

Goat

Meredith Bezner

Listen to the tower ma! 😁

Dylan Vineyard

You and Alex Jones on Rogan for round 2!!

Michael Thurlow

That killed me

G-Sleazy

Persephone is pronounced Per-Sef-Ohh-neeee dumb Ass!

Mimi Lafrance

Tim don’t apologize for late shows, we will take them when they come. ❤️ Also please go on Chris Williamson show 🙏🏼

Clinton Body Count

A 9/11 remake movie but the hijacker’s are all black and trans and bin Laden is the protagonist. Think of the numbers with Gen Z. Put a Taylor swift song in there and the numbers will be better than Star Wars and Titanic combined.

dustyheart

Producer needs to shut the fuck up

annieviolent

Big hugs! And fireworks. 😂

Yimmy Yames

The pilot with down syndrome sure did sound a lot like Ray

Nick

JHNolan

Sus

DentonVisual

Child teeth are worth 3x as much, I hear

Jeff Hess

https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2024/01/23/umass-dartmouth-student-flordan-flo-bazile/?amp=1 No word yet on any smiley faces but this kid supposedly killed himself by jumping in a Massachusetts river at 2 am. Track star at UMASS Dartmouth.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

What happens when they decide the planes want to hug each other?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He'll pay you back in teeth.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I'm thinking a gay guy that spent high school doing blow might not understand the mindset of a horny straight teenage male.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I like to imagine Hawking thought they were little kids and Jeffery was cutting corners.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Man I wish it were Vivek and not that turd Giuliani.

David Hamilton

There is a very funny thing about "disinformation" and framing. When you accuse the "mainstream media" of "disinformation", the response is always, "Working on known information", but... That's a pivot. They defamed, libeled, and tried to outlaw, the people with the currently actually agreed upon information. Their argument pieces weren't disinformation, by their definition... Their hit pieces were, by any sane standard 🤣 Sorry, just bored and buzzed yelling into the void.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Cum doesn't count.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

So they never did anything about Rotherham. Lovely.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

He's a real mutant.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

😭🏞️

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The only aircraft capable of taking off with him inside was shot down in the opening days of the Ukrainian war.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Is this really much of a change? Biden, Fetterman, now this FAA goon...this is all being done to make an AI god-king more palatable.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

The pig apologizes to us in the same tone he'd use when his mom caught him with his hand in her purse trying to snatch a little percadoodledoo money.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"That fat fuck only works one day a week." You sure you're talking about Santa there pig?

Pete Casa

Big T with the win in NH

Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord

Preach the truth! 🙏

Deep thoughts.....

Where were all these teachers WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?????

Dshadow13

Next Victoria’s Secret model

MuscleMan42

Down syndrome Tim sounds A LOT like Ray Kumpf lol

Junkie

That teacher did nothing wrong. She’s a damn hero. I wish her well on her journey.

Joseph Guevara

Thats where I draw the line

Osama Bin Latinx

Tim should bring the same level of sincerity to his apologies, that he brings to reading ads for the products he hawks. Who doesn’t believe that he uses and loves all those products? (Everyone)

Bobby Dominguez

We will take off when god says

Pookey611

Disagree. Apologize even if its in the most insincere way imaginable because its that type of dishonesty this country was built on.

Brandon W

And cruise ships Tim ! They’re so overrated and every fat old woman just wants to say she goes on one because her broke friends think it’s expensive when it really isn’t even that expensive

DreadfulDecaf

I'd be fine with the mentally disabled but a female pilot is just too much. Not in my American

Salil Al-Sawarim

The only woman I want flying my plane is Niki Haley

Net and yoohoo on the Choo choo

Ok cuck

Yimmy Yames

Boring Warmonger is Nikki Haley’s spirit animal

Shane

✌️🤘❤️🔮

Ethan Earle

What a great episode to listen to before getting on an airplane to the other side of the world! Thank you Tim!

ED

"Regional pricing". Sounds like rich people get charged more. Why they always gotta rip off rich people

Mathew

What can view this avid file?

Dave

I’ve had enough of these sys white extra chromosome having racist pigs taking the jobs from ethnic diverse Asperger schizophrenic queens!

Dave

These airlines don’t want just any downy to be their next pilot, they better be from a minority background and trans!

LI LOUD

Biden is a whore who’s only asset is selling out the American public to whoever Trump is better breed of criminal and is selfish enough to make America better . He doesn’t needs to whore American public directly . Yes it would for the boomers to stop

LI LOUD

Regional pricing , who wants to be in Indianapolis when you can visit the Teepee at Foxwoods but live in the northeast

Samantha Sever

I am a flight attendant I want to quit

Jon Edwards

"Just watch a video of him 30 years ago and compare to now" lol! I was fucking pretending to be a power ranger 30 years ago

Kraypaper

Crying walking my dog 😂

Kraypaper

Stop apologizing for late episodes and tell your Patrons to be happy for the slop you give them. It's more than worth the 5-bucks..

Osama Bin Latinx

How about a pilot with Down’s syndrome who walks out of the cockpit mid flight, dressed in drag, and reads story books to your kids?

Emilia Tessaro

Looked it up and fat con in Seattle is a real thing

Emilia Tessaro

Hello, do you have cupcakes? No. Can you get some? You are minister of cupcakes. Put downsies in charge of government jobs. Everyones attitude would be better. More would get done. It starts at the top.

Earth Burner

Fuck it right?

Lilith

Trump has clear cognitive decline. (Just watch some old interviews with him from the 90's and compare them to how he speaks now). Biden, on the other hand, clearly has profound dementia. So, yes, Trump is senile, but Biden has full on dementia.

🎠

Maybe it’s determined by the venue.

Zach Klein

I’m a dude and I would have loved getting that puss as a teenager

Jorge Espinha

This gentile supports the IDF. If anything Israel is being too nice.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Ay d bag I bet you jerk off to cartoons. Tim hasn’t changed . It’s election time it’s what is relevant

ryan

U bum u are always late ! Get the cocks out of your mouth and asshole u fag hag

Dixie Daley

🤫 don't let 'em know Tim! Never interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake! 😂

Andrew

You should feel so honoured you absolute cuck

RetroBlue

let ray kump fly the plane

Jon Edwards

Maaaan when he did that down impression I was crying lol

Ron

It’s ok he’s nigga

Ron

Although he is old as hell, he’s definitely not senile

Ron

Trump isn’t senile you lying fool!

Mitchell Resing

Welcome back to the "Sorry we're late" show!

One Graham Army

Sounds like you would like the west to model itself after communist dictatorships and radical religious theocratic regimes. You're we taught it

One Graham Army

Trump is also 80 years old and blithering nonsense... nothing to be decoded. He's insane and senile. And Biden is asleep and senile. What great choices we have out of 400 million people.

theirishwonderjr

I love that Tim’s impression of a person with Down’s Syndrome is just Ray

Jeff

Hey you can’t…..oh nevermind

ED

Anybody know why tickets in Foxwoods are so much more than in Indianapolis?

Meditated_Margot

Airline rant 🙌🏼 officially subscribed for life

Taylor killpack

The way I screamed when I opened that picture 🤣

Jim

Holy fuck that pic…..

Abdullah

Hahaha I had the same reaction

Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee

The picture omfg

Tara Ellenberg

I've been ranting a similar rant about travel for months now. Nice to get validation from Tim, though I feel like a lot of his audience is the travel type. Am I wrong?

Tony Davis

Nigga you ain't sorry for being late!

McReilly

60 minutes is a long time bruh

Christian Glen

You're right: that's the problem. The West has undergone decades of brainwashing and demoralization, and is unable to deal with actual threats.

Draven Cruz

Fuck off faggot no one cares

yourgirlmadz

“We’ll take off when God says”

Jeff

Man…where were these teachers when I was in school?

Tyler

N word

Melissa Gifford

Great episode

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Clip the down syndrome bit put that bitch on YT they'll love it

Drew from MD

Bring back Ben!!!

Dr. Hector the Rectum Inspector

Herschel Walker

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

This ep was incredible

Father Bill Cracked Open My Stink Star

Damn, I needed to hear this

Christian Glen

Pakistani rape gangs continue to operate in the UK, and very little has been done to stop them. The obvious reason for this is a toxic mix of political correctness and white guilt, which makes condemning the negative actions of a brown skin person essentially impossible. This is why the Labor government originally tried to cover it up when it was first revealed, as not to give their political and ideological enemies ammunition to use against them. However, the deeper awful truth as to why this has not been addressed is that so many of the elites of the UK are themselves rapists and pedophiles. That type of behavior does not outrage them because it's one of their favorite pastimes. But hey, that's just life in the Big City.

Cow Love

Move to Coral Gables. It's like Palm Beach but there's more to do. Pharrell and the Bezos live here.

James

You had me at racist, what's show called

Pog Daddy

ill hang out with you in Phoenix if you want.

Steven

You started to do this thing where you repeat a phrase over and over

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

How long has it been since a Video ep. Feed me your slop 🐷 😘

You’re a pile of sticks .

That guy is competent

Sponge

I like Adam and Nick Mullen

Sponge

He has his own racist show and Patreon now

Sponge

Where’s the picture of the albino, new Ben?

You’re a pile of sticks .

5x12

Bryan

Used to be easy for the Pig to do a tight 60 and now he struggles to get 55 on top of being on time

Brian

Saw Tim in Brea on New Years weekend and I got to say his stand up is top tier right now. Saw him in LA during the pandemic and it was great, but this time it was electric! You're my favorite comedian of all time Tim

Pejman A

I travel for a living and absorb things. Fuck you Tim you fat pig

David Eric Ricketts

Long live our new Huey P Long . The P is for Pig.

Muffuletta

👜+☎️

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu

FYM (fuck your mother)

Big Mike

You butchered that joke worse than OJ did Nicole

Pedro Girão

Why does that guy look exactly like I thought he would?!

Nick Mann

Persephone = per sef a nee

phillip troeckler

I love you

phillip troeckler

We want your fat pig self here uncensored you lazy gay boy

phillip troeckler

No one wants too hear you on Rogan you fat pig

Mom

'self care' & travel are apparent warning signs of our nations epidemic of intellectual disability/degeneracy

Beefjerkyman

I like how tim shits on the media but then uses the same media to say the chick will be the VP. Tim do some research, he will never have some chick be the VP. Most likely will be Vivek or someone like him.

Samuel Chambers

This is the pig I remember !!!

Dim Tillon

Thank you Tim, where’s that rothschilds ep tho?

Beefjerkyman

Did you see that pod where tosh gets the chick who talks to dead animals. Pretty good shit

GM

great ep. the travelers i know are that type you describe, vapid and incurious and retaining nothing other than the food was good look at my pics

You

Very gay

joej71009

Come on man its literally the same show. The laugh is just slightly less autistic. 😉

Big Mike

Next episode you and Ray need to have a seance and ask Epstein about Steven Hawking and the midgets.

Colin riehl Riehl

BBB (bring back Ben)

Cody Lawler

Everyone always says to rip the safety warnings off everything and let darwinism decide, this is what's happening, let the retards kill themselves. I wish them well.

Muffuletta

Give a mouse (pig) a cookie

Jay Gomez

I miss Ben Avery, still good time listening though

Philip S.

I know why I'm here

Christian Abys

this is gold

troy

That actually is the response tim. Your just gay.

Caleb Mathsion

FUCK NESTLE!!!

Jim

Tim Dillon when he went on rogan with Alex jones was peak.

Bret Branon

Michael Deeznuts in your mouf.

Frontside shitslide

New lemon party, Tim Dillon, and the Adam friedland show all in one day? Life is good and I am gay.

Bret Branon

Great episode Tim. Thank You!

Jenn

And just like hunter, his kids will distance themselves

Jenn

Late a couple of days lol I had to lower my subscription tier…Im a poor academic. Tim needs to start paying me (yoga) god speed

Mr. Dillon

I think Tim needs to go back on the sauce

DentonVisual

Tim treats his patreon episodes like how Hunter handles his cocaine in the white house. Sweaty and careless.

Will Wagner

that was very funny

Steven Mainini

Cry about it lib

annieviolent

But like wouldn't a downs person be the best NPC to give a fyck and not overthink and just fly the plane...? 😂 They care about everyone equally and like, all the time.