Bonus #228 - Trans Enforcers
🕑 Added 2024-01-03 07:59:14 +0000 UTCTim talks about the Gilbert Goons, mob justice, the value of withholding information, Lia Thomas at the border and the Epstein client list.
Comments
John
Wow. Tim really underestimated the power and influence of the Clinton Crime Family.
HummerEV96
Gilbert AZ is a nice city.
James Lahiffe Baker
One if the best episodes š¤£
Alejandra Garcia
does she know we are #1 in Tech ššššš½šš½šš½
Big Mike
Ray will most definitely mistake him for a pile of mashed potatoes and eat his pig ass
Gabe Miller
Gilbertaccountability reddit is fire
Str8 World LLC
This episode, especially the last 25 minutes is hysterical ā¼ļøšā¼ļø #Gr8rUSa šŗšø
Semen Trusov
It's funny, I agree. Consider it legit public indecency.
Jagdpanzer
34:01 Should Tim do an episode in drag? Yes or yes.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Sometimes two wrongs do make a right.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Good info.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
It's all about ratios. One trip on the plane vs 27. Plus Trump wasn't on the island.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Nobody's gonna mention his name is semen?
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
And framing the natives for it afterwards.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
One of them should go in the pot.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
And that's not getting into the Brighton Fields massacre. Or when they tried to get Utah to secede.
Dixie Daley
Who? I missed that one š
Graizur
People are so fake and pearl clutching and gaslighting they're like normies are like hey you speak in run-on sentences let's send you to jail, literally laugh out loud with a gif of agent smith laughing without glasses.
Realize Realize
wheres kump daddy
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
The only question is who offs him. Big Mike? Lightfoot? Clinton? Lea Thomas? Ben? None of the above. Raymond's gonna eat him.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
The next one never comes, but he'll bang you over the head for five bucks for it anyway.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
The same fate as Lisa would be if a drunken tractor trailer crashed into it.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Just wait till the AI telepathy kicks in! You won't have to deal with the burden of independent thought anymore!
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
She was holding you back.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
The pig has already provided a solution. To the pot!
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Blame YT for that limey cocksucker.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Bout time. Used to love SP, but it seems it's another COVID casualty.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
You mean Guyana.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Potato. Marby light. Googly eyes. You won't even know the difference.
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
My dad is trans too, and we deported him back to Canada. Where he belongs.
Christian Glen
If the left gets the Muslims, then it's only fair that the right gets the Queers
Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature
Damn he did call it. Granted, not at the border, and more of a straight up nazi, but some trans took a hard right turn.
Mathew
more kump
Pvt Maggot
Hilarious for Tim to act like the Gilbert Goons are white. Itās the usual suspects.
Kim Jong Un
Interview Blaire While on the trans stuff
Donovan Collinsworth
I just got onto the patreon. This is my last 20 dollars. I have cancer and need meds(ik cancer is fake and gay and created by Bill Gates/God) but I'm gonna keep giving you my money till you agree to marry me. Yes or yes?
Hamilton Forslund
Haha its so funny my dad is acually very right wing trans, and have been her whole lifeš
Neil Osmond
Arm them now for Christ! #tansmaga
Eman Hugh
Best episode
Weenie Boombalini
6'1 Lia Thomas vs hoards of tiny central american migrants sounds like a scene from attack on titan
Thomas Stirland
As someone who grew up Mormon, did the 2 year mission, only to figure out it was all a lie at age 30ā¦Tim is pretty spot on with a lot of the stuff about the Mormons.
Jake
if you subscribe to his patreon you know damn well not to expect anything in a timely manner.
Tyler
Buddy... pal... lay off the ambien. Your wife and I are worried.
Tyler
What if he admitted to being a /pol/tard
Sam Davis
Will the book be out soon or am I reaching for the stars?
Jonyba Brusch
Thank you for the response!
Christian Glen
No. He rarely does video episodes anymore. Occasionally for the Rothschilds
Steve barrett
the next episode is called tunnels with tishby !
Jonyba Brusch
If I pay $20/momth, do I see him in these videos?
Mitchell Resing
I for one am glad I Spent my last $5 I had to my name to listen to Tim Dillon. This was the first good episode in a long time.
Dan Buckley
Heās right. Theyāre gonna be talking about the size of skulls pretty soon!
Graizur
I like watching or listening to Tim Dylan rants because he talks as if there's such a thing as people I do the same thing but it's like in a far side (livestock not listening cliche) and it's like I wonder if there was ever such a thing as the American middle class. I wonder where my generation went that avoided busy work and was trying to make a difference and watch The matrix and sought truth probably in a mass grave in Bolivia with all the winners.
herbius derbius
We are 8 days into 2024 and thereās already too much news to work with for material. Tim is going to have to do more shows per week just to cover everything. I donāt know if he has enough electrolytes for this.
dane.lawe
>Tim admits to being a reddituer This is a problem for me. I will have to reconsider my patronage.
Casey
Doesnt anyone read Scifi? The Mormons are the first to go to a new star to colonize because they are powerful and rich into the future.. dude south east Phoenix is so gay. Gilbert, queen creek, san tan valley⦠barf
Ballah
I just remembered I preorder a book that was supposed to be here for Christmas. Tim is more like his parentās generation than heād like to admit.
Jake
"Lia Thomas, just throwing absolute haymakers in the migrant caravan" is insane ššš
Semen Trusov
Nah, he mostly shiting on US, so they cool with that. If they knew who he is, they'd probably invited him on Russia Today.
Youāre a pile of sticks .
And?
Lotlizardluv
Patreon is such a pile of ahit. Always fuckn cuts the end off of everything that's on it
Muffuletta
Totally
Christian Glen
I can confirm that Trans people are not allowed in Lakeland past sundown
Mantis Von Presley
Glad to see people are still dicks online. The producer is doing exactly the job he should be doing. And he's better by far than Ben.
Sacko
Lived in East valley az my whole life, recently moved to Gilbert. Gilbert and queen creek are nice bc they are new, the stores arenāt gross, the parks are new etc. Iāve heard there is also a no bum policy, which seems true because I have maybe seen a handful of bums in Gilbert my whole life. Goonies getting away with this shit cuz there havenāt been any actual gangs established in the newly developed east valley. This would never happen in phx or Glendale.
Alex
Nice try at sounding verbose but we know you're an actual retard. Imagine complaining in the comments like it'll have any effect. Not really surprising though, looking at your picture it's clear
Jorge Espinha
Brasileiro ou PortuguĆŖs?
Jorge Espinha
Money well spent
Jacob Rothschild
Cut the producers mic. We donāt need to hear your laugh track.
Youāre a pile of sticks .
Dude it looks fucking funny. Something to replace South Park. If that ever happens);
Yakutia
The pig just triggered the cia trannies
Bylat
Woah he said there's an animated show coming? Anyone know anything about this?
Sarah VH
Has Tim covered Tiffany Henyard the corrupt mayor of Dolton, Illinois? Sheās like Lori Lightfoot on crack and phen phen.
Anna O
Hilarious episode! Producer is great too ā¤ļø
Jorge Espinha
Great episode. You are in great form big man!
I cancelled Matt n Shaneās for Jasmineās twinks
You have a weird person with an accent interrupting your free episodes as an advertisement. This is incredibly annoying please can you go back to doing your own or pick out better ads. Seriously Iāve listened since the Pizza Hut buffet it sucks
Mimi Lafrance
No drugs. From your many comments on here, you seem very invested. From your photo, you seem like a big douche. Please feel free to leave. Tim will survive without your $5 per month. Bye-bye
Muffuletta
I would consider it bygones if the Carnegie Hall show was uploaded.
Chris James
Are you him?
Chris James
that producer better back off the mic before he ends up in Gilbert, Arizona
Nathan Graves
Timās version of making up is just doing next weeks episode.
Shaun King Terry
Get Blair white on the podcast
Meredith Bezner
I would not want to come face to face with Lia's wingspan
ZekeKnives
2 weeks
Got _a_character_stuck_in_my _pieeeecceee
It is coming very soon Tim, very soon
You
It is not a podcasts job to teach the LDS how to giggle out loud at home. All that Orange Theory money has gone to your head. Tim will gladly take your five dollars but we donāt cow-tow to the upper middle class around these parts. Get in the pot
Fadedcharacter
You might get Arkancided by the elders. I'm guessing your name has been discussed in SLC. Yikes!
Clinton Body Count
Speaking of mob justiceā¦shouldnāt weā¦the coastal elite here in Californiaā¦be allowed to handle the homeless ourselves? Trulyā¦if we are going to live in the Wild Westā¦why canāt we enforce Wild West justice? Horse thieves were executedā¦what should we do with the fentanyl addict who stole my catalytic converter? I have some great ideas.
tmbruzzy
Loving the mormon coverage Tim. Its ridiculous and needs attention
Christian Underkofler
Lakeland Florida š
Lydon Manning
I sold my daughter to Andrew Tate to pay for this months subscription
gia
The way he laughs in all the episodes it's like he thinks Tim is ranting just to him and it's a private conversation. It takes me out of it. This is our slop. It's a performance, piggies!!!
gia
F R Ć S T
danny buckles
I can only assume you live in Gilbert, AZ.
M C
Great episode! But does Tim realize that he could be talking about Rogan. Austin is so great, weāre free here. Itās not like NY and Cali theyāre fuckkedd! Austin is like Valinor , the land of the elves. No suffering, no hunger, no death. I definitely did not move here to escape paying taxes on my 200 million Spotify deal.
Sarah Campbell
B vbthu had guns. Be. A
jimmy szatkowski
You people bitch about anything just stfu and listen!
Paul Bruno
Youāre incapable of creating a sentence.
You
RIP to Lisaās Lounge. Suffering the same fate as Lisa, a fitting tribute indeed
Hunter Hopkins
Complaining is peak society
Paul Bruno
What drugs are you on?
Paul Bruno
I couldnāt even finish the episode because of the constant fake laughter. None of us are at home giggling out loud. And we canāt enjoy the parts without laughter because weāre anticipating the fake laughter all the time.
Erick
The first one is free ššš
Paul Bruno
Heās not a laugh out loud comedian. You donāt understand how much youāre taking from this show. The laughter we experience is real but withholding. Youāre ridiculous hysterics are not in line with what is happening.
Paul Bruno
Stop laughing before the punch line. Youāre ruining the show.
Mimi Lafrance
Great episode ā¤ļø I love when the producer interacts more like this. He has a great laugh too.
Big Mike
You will do this until your dead
Erik
This is Tim at his best! Great slop to start the year.
Samuel Chambers
Nobodyās mad at Leah Thomas if sheās fucking people up at the border
Alex Reisinger
transforcers: buff guys in disguise
Casey Cook
NEED TO BEAT THE HEAT?!?!
J
Yo this episode was great, glad to have King Pig ranting like the beast that he is. Don't care that it was late when it is this quality. Nice comment about the Epstein plane flying over Arkansas by Neb the producer.
Sarah VH
My husband used his dead grandfather as a profile to troll on next door app for fun during Covid.
essentialworker
Step on a needle
Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord
You're a useless worker and don't contribute anything to society. Do the world a favor and just end your life. Okay bye
Matthew .Make No Mistake, I was there when they crucified my lord
100% agree Atleast Ben knew not to speak unless asked and even then he didn't talk that much. Plus the new producers laugh is annoying
Jesse Boag
Tim, you did a boss ass episode. The good news is you are nearly up-to-date., truth be told I'm still creeping through your back catalogue for the first time. You are safe for now pig.
Charles Pansler
aye shoutout Lakeland FL hahaha we do sing that song every night
Chelsea
Iāve shut out multiple episodes because of his voice. Iām irrationally annoyed
Lindsay
Enough already w/ this producer dropping his voice to the exact register where you canāt hear a word heās actually saying no matter what his mic volume is set to. Itās literally just blocks of dead air to my ear when he speaks.
Ryan Seibert
Really hoping we can get a run down of the new Epstein information from the š they would be a nice throwback
Devin Trim
The craziness of Mormons wasnāt even *remotely* touched on in this episode. They have secret namesā¦crazy temple ritualsā¦they baptize the dead from *other* religions into theirsā¦Joseph Smith was shot point blank on the ground at close range by a whole group of angry men.
Cole Esser
Shut up and eat your slop piglet!!!
Evan Kirchmer
into men, thems.. weāre talkin 6ā10ā 350 lbs roided out jacked eunuchs with DDs and horse cocks, false eyelashes, caked on blue glitter mascara, the Marilyn wig, the Xerxes beard, the bagel head, and the BBLs, wearing 6ā stiletto-heel high-top combat boots, in nightlife camo fatigue dresses dual-wielding AR-15s!
Dr. H
Paying for Timās Patreon is like buying an NFT, but with an actual return on investment. Youāre buying a hyperlink to content that isnāt guaranteed to always work, and, if you think itās too much money for the return youāre getting on something that doesnāt always work, youāre too poor be gambling that money in the first place.
Taylor knight
āDo you have lupus?ā
Roy
Pig really earned the $5 with this one āš¼
Dylan Roberts
Holy shit this one is good
Devon Woodrup
Happy New Year Pigs
Shannon Hill
Yess I was hoping for an update
TJD4pres24
Need a breakdown of this list so i can edge while listening to lord cumpig hysterically laugh at the downfall of all societal morals.
You
Tims up, Tucks down
Portland Chongo
Fattie really brought the heat on this one.
Francis Boulay
You really want to know ?
Kevtron
Get in line, the Pig is mine
Kevtron
Will you get arrested for listening to the Pig in your police state?
Kevtron
Yes but only if he lets the Pig splat Iām talkin jam and scram he gotta put it down flip it and reverse it
Kevtron
You write dumb things. Are you dumb or was that a weak moment for you ?
essentialworker
Tim got a measly top off from Eli and thinks heās got the stuff. When this podcast ends so do the callbacks
Ani
Into men or thems?
Michael zahn
Being a real Tuckāer Carlson over here.
Suckmydick
I thought Ben was the secret guest on the last one before I heard Mel speak
Weenie Boombalini
Blaire White, Titi Jerry, and Ann Coulter are my top 3 dream trans guests
Francis Boulay
Whatās your Showās name? Iāll check it out
Francis Boulay
What services
Cats4nelson
Better late than never love ur shows and look forward to it whenever it comes out!!
tnm_dynamiq
Yeah that's kind of besides the point dude, if you don't provide anything for the money then I'm going to start a Patreon and you should subscribe
tnm_dynamiq
Feels like Tim is really bringing it again! Love it dude
AllTooEasy_
Money for services. Thatās the agreement. Thatās how it works. No services no money.
Francis Boulay
If you think 5 or 20 dollars a month buys you entitlement to on time releases of his content then you need to make more money. Spend more time working, youāre getting nothing out of this. Itās impossible
Jesse Albrecht
Hey Bud, you earned the 5$ on this one
Jordan
Can we bring back Ben Avery please? A little reconciliation over the miracle of life yes or yes?
You
Get some twinks lined up on Grindr. Heāll be right over
Laddah 14 into the tunnels
all Gilbert is good for is buying pills *allegedly*
Tyler
Ni hao
Vandy-B
Murder has been synonymous with the Mormons since they started, highly recommend reading Under the Banner of Heaven
Shane Perreault
First fake biz and now fake detective work, Tim is truly a fake visionary. š«”
Jenn
HRC produced the only doc on endometriosis which is great for awareness, yet itās impossible to watchā¦why?? She gate-keeps information and always has. It doesnāt make me interested in her just more sus. Trans enforcers go forth!
Madison Evans
Blaire white is the gun toting trans republican youre talking about. We need a TIM & BLAIRE WHITE EPISODE šš
Jan wouter Boers
Caitlynn Jenner is the og rightwing tranny
Semen Trusov
Tim, hey from Japan! I hope one day your show will be big enough to perform here, looking forward to it š
Emily Hussey
Iām obsessed with you!
Pola
āThe first one is freeā had me cackling
Vance
Lia Thomas patrolling the border to bring Republicans on board with trannys is so good. Thanks you Tim. My daughter went without her medicine for this episode, but that take was worth it.
Nate Mariano
Agree with the Clinton take, but to not mention Trump as well with the Epstein stuff is a huge miss.
Enzo
This feels like an expected thing for gilbert. Arizona is still the wild west.
Evan Kirchmer
The trans movement was a DoD psyop from the jump intended to radicalize a fighting force of terrifying Tranny Bruisers that would confuse and disorient the enemy and strike fear into the hearts of men
Michael Fyfe
Love the funnyās, thanks TD! šØš¦ā¤ļø
FF TuckināMāSackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu
Just set up good old fashioned Tranny finishing schools like my grandmother went to, where they can learn to tuck their huge cocks like proper ladies
Michelle
Thereās a link in this article from NY Post to let you see the 118 pages of raw flight logs. It also shows where the flight is to and from (google the airport code if you need help). So, legitimately, most of the flights are NOT to Epsteinās island, but mostly to Florida, New Jersey and Ohio (Les Wexnerās home⦠his wife is listed a LOT). https://nypost.com/2024/01/01/news/clinton-trump-were-frequent-fliers-on-epsteins-lolita-express-jet/?utm_campaign=iphone_nyp&utm_source=pasteboard_app I lost track of the page number, but thereās an especially interesting flight to New Jersey with both Donald Trump AND Mark Middleton (Clinton advisor who recently killed himself). Also, thereās other flights that list Donald with Marla, Tiffany and nanny, so some of these legitimately might be social flights and less sketchy than it may seem.
Marco Bruxo
Is the Migrant Caravan in the room with us now?
Julie Hobbs
I doubt Tim will see this but maybe people in recovery will appreciate the irony: I was listening to this before work, and decided I need to read my AA daily reflection reader. I paused around the 39 minute mark, did my reading and feeling spiritually renewed. Went back to this and pressed play and Timās like āget the masculine trannies to KICK THEM IN THE FACEā lmfao.
T3xmex 16
Come to Tim Dillons for the finest slop. Can't wait to see you live in Ohio!
Hannah
āHeaven is good WiFi.ā Thank you, Tim.
DreadfulDecaf
Ill have you know the only border Leigh Thomas should be guarding is the great nation of Israel š®š±
Dick Olson III
Good slop pigs
Lovey
Fun lovin Amazons
C
i mean a tweak with a machete vs a young teenager. yes or yes?
C
so hear me out, we drop all the mormon kids off skid row and see who comes out on top. white kids or real niggas
Rich
Church is in session
Nick Mann
Some of your finest work. Stop immediately!
Nick Mann
Palp it
David Eric Ricketts
So sloppy
Flattop Foley
Mormons are the greatest threat to modern society. Ban them.š
G-Sleazy
God I hate you
G-Sleazy
TRANSFORCE!!
The 4th Gabi
First
Rob Lopez
True crime with Alex Dillon
otisbb
Yummy goysloup thank ya Tim
Warren
We wish them well.
BrooklynBorn
How was prom yaā adorable little retard?
xSynergy
Itās about time Piggy. š
Emerson Powell
Thank you for this slop
David B. Gosselin
Ray Kump for Mayor of Gilbert. He'll set those dead-eyed monsters straight.
Bret Branon
Frist!