Post "Bonus #226 - One Heist (ft. Yannis Pappas)" by "thetimdillonshow" from patreon

John

Damn Tim was dead-on at 31:48

Bryan Parker

There will be mass deportations, demonstrations in the streets. The military will be in the streets.

HummerEV96

I wished America stopped being the world's policeman.

August Gibson

How drunk is Yannis

adam gardener

Yannas brought the heat right here. The level of sinicism he brought was so cutting and concise. , and absurd I'm impressed.

David Gross

Kump is excellent, love his pod, and his rapport with Tim is it's own special thing. That being said, I think Yannis rides the rants better than any other TD guest.

Realize Realize

wheres kump daddy

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Whoa, whoa, let's not get carried away here bub. This is King Kumpf we're talking about. A decades old tranny bit doesn't come even close to working in a potato bread warehouse, selling elixirs and manhandling corpses.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Yup those things all suck. Difference is they're not being committed by a country we hold up as a paragon of civilization in a sea of barbarity.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That would explain the state of the world.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

She was leagues more tolerable than Tishby.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

She is a menace, to be sure.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Luis is ON NOTICE.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Pantera?!? God I want that to be true.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It's his demon publisher, he got a new one.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

There is one...and his name is KUMP!!!!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Couldn't agree more. AI is an over hyped party trick. Dipshits are talking about the next stage of human evolution while the species has a gun cocked, loaded, and pointed at it's temple.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Only if Whitney Webb crawls out of her spider hole occasionally.

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

Right now we got some lizards in parliament, but im hoping for some real good facist regime in no time

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I too see the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth making a comeback.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I blame Rogan more than the pig.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I swore off Rogan after he said the answer to humanity's disconnection is telepathy via Neural Link. He really has drank the Musk-Aid.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Because people will eat that bread.

Yimmy Yames

These are the people I think of when I think of Long Island and New York

Michael Bennett

Just saw Tim in Columbus. Awesome.

Brandon W

Love this duo

Liz

I think that Tim and Ray should do a special episode this week once the Epstein names are released.

Lindsay

I’m sorry…we think the GTA graphics are amazing? It still looks like 2003 level from what I’ve seen.

JG

Time to get some video going Timmy - everyone else is doing it!

IntermittentFisting??

Even Yanni beats the weird Baby Kump ep.

Christian Glen

This is a dereliction of fiduciary duty. I will see you in court Piggy!

Jacob Hiltz

U fat bitch feed me

Morgan Green

My mental health is completely reliant on a steady release of the podcast episodes. What you are doing here, Timothy Dillon II, is not only wasting my money, but putting my life in jeopardy. I should have you arrested.

Ray Kumps Guinea Pig

How do we get a refund?

Chocolatecake24

My name is Tim and I abuse people not hard drugs

Chocolatecake24

I’m a Native American Viking.

Chocolatecake24

Yeah it’s going this way

Chocolatecake24

Omg

Chocolatecake24

Omg where is the latest podcast hmmm

Chocolatecake24

Omg where is the latest podcast…. I’m going INSANE this is crazy… wow.

Claire West

“Suicide bomber in a discotheque- it’s like Clue” I’m DEAD. 😂

Marshall Ames Richards

I guess it wouldn't be Tim if he didn't abuse us like this. What a shit bag.

Bryan

As I said a month ago. This is pure addict behavior, robbing Paul to pay Tom kind of shit. The Pig attempts to confuse everyone by pulling a Vince Vaughn, quick talking, vomiting bs excuse about how 3 weeks ago he dropped two early patreons plus released an extra YouTube video a month ago, breaking even. Pig needs to pay slop on a consistent basis or the Pig don't get to eat.

Joe Boiko

drop the episode chode pig

Jeff

That’s it. I’m calling the POLICE and telling them a black man named Tim Dillon stole five dollars from me. Bye bye, pig!

William Kuss

Can’t you and Ray just read a chain restaurant menu together each week and record it? Easy slop to churn out it so we can eat.

CrowFlyLow

I hope he relapses, but the show will be funny again.

Devin Croft

Let’s just hope he hasn’t relapsed

Cody Lawler

I unironically forgot I was subscribed to this patreon, but the dudes a rich queer and its almost new years. Dudes probably color coordinating or whatever (they) do.

Zuri

not cool tim. atleast let the people know

Phil

Truly pathetic work ethic. Only episodes worth paying for are when Ray joins. Tim by himself is half assed and he dgaf just milking money. Oh wait here’s Yannis Pappas yet again when nobody asked for it. The hour sets for the Boomers you hate at Bally’s casino ain’t it. Sit down in front of the mic and press record, that’s it.

Jake

what the fuck are we paying for..? You're a punk bitch 🤡

Jeff

Something about it being in a potato bread warehouse makes it worse than the corpse part. Can’t explain why.

Jeff

If there’s no new episode by January 6th, we’ll make our own episode.

Emerson Powell

God I’m not sure if it’s cotton mouth or I’m just dehydrated from slop. Need some sweet ear music from the goat

Maguire Simmons

We outta get something real good for this wait, like Ray molesting a corpse in a potato bread warehouse.

Jamison

Give us an episode you fat pig

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

poland will be superpower by 2050

Clinton Body Count

I take Kratom everyday pig! I used to slam heroin in my veins. Kratom is like 1% of what heroin was but I will concede it is a drug. Far better than suboxone and methadone.

Clinton Body Count

You mean the language of international commerce, power and fame??? YES WE ONLY SPEAK ENGLISH.

Christian Glen

We need to start taking hostages to show we mean business!

Andy Rose

I wonder if Yannis hates how none of his friends say his last name right, even though he says it in front of them on pods so the time.

S

deep commentary here

Jorge Espinha

Oh god . Rogan is crazier than I remember!

Sausage McGriddle

Tim tongues my anus

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

debilu jebany

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

if you don't speak anything but english, don't talk to me, you're borderline retarded

Delyn Kirstein

Yannis is my favorite snl alum

Cum Pig Lover

Cum Pig needs to sit in front of a fucking mic RIGHT NOW

Jake

Barely mocked perry, used the situation to tee up a bigger point. That was valid but the Rogan one was very recycled content.

Jake

We don't speak gibberish here 🤡

Frontside shitslide

Same. Bro is thirsty AF for a like from a stranger on the Internet

Jeff

Christmas is ruined.

Christian Glen

Prepare to be bombed with laughter!!

Suckmydick

If I could suck my own dick, I wouldn’t be listening to this show, or doing anything else for that matter sir.

Jesse Boag

Where in the fuck is Tim time. Nearly two cocksucking weeks, I'm fucking ready to be fucked up with some tim time, isda slop fermented gold with silver shavings?

Jeff

Truly. They must live a charmed life over there.

itsyaboy

Gaza is nicer than our day to day

Jeff

It’s been nearly two weeks. This is worse than Gaza. I’m in an open air prison of my own mind without daddy Tim yelling at me.

Jeff

At this point I’d be fine if some of them were shorter episodes. It’s getting a little ridiculous.

Handsome twink

Making fun of perry was a low, Rogan episode sucked, pigs passed peak.

Christian Glen

Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

Vic boss

Merry Christmas, you fat fuck

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

WHAT!? It was actually an impressive news conference and real estate class. Great pod

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

I just read this EXACT comment on YT 😂

Stanley Tweedle

I can’t believe this fat fuk dog’ ed us. No one out pizzas hamas

oliver

good 4 u you should’ve threatened him to push another patreon episode

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

powolna świnia, gruba irlandzka klucha wyłudzająca pieniądze z polskiej kieszeni, ja na 5 dolarów pracuję dwa tygodnie

Pola

powolny swinia

Dawid POLSKA GÓRĄ

dawaj odcinek nowy bo cie polamie grubasie

Mean Mike

You owe us 2 more episodes within the next 8 days. Chop chop fatso

Christian Glen

Tim loves to release a Youtube episode instead of the Patreon to remind us all that we are PayPigs

Kenjamin

4 episodes a month. Nothing less than that is acceptable. I don’t care what your situation is. Get em out and get em done or charge less money.

Nathan Graves

Seems like Tim prioritizes YouTube shows over Patreon?

Christian Glen

I suggest you put your username into action

Nick Palance Show

Saw Tim at the Comedy Mothership yesterday and he LIT UP a stiff 4pm crowd. Truly, an absolute force of nature live. Just give him the Daily Show already, for Christ !!!

Suckmydick

Hey y’all maybe he’s with family? Yea we all talk shit about hating our families but it is nice to spend time with them on holidays when you have the means to do it. I hope Tim is doing that rn and not dead in a gutter.

Christian Glen

Tim has so much money now he doesn't care what the peasants think anymore. He is currently floating in an above-ground pool filled with dollar bills, jerking off to some teenage Twink hired to read off the Patreon comments.

Kyle Philp

Grease bag

Muffuletta

I just may do the same

Remember when the pig would do holiday special shows? Good times

Is there any recent rothchilds might sign up for a month just to listen to the ones I missed

MIZ SHEEN

Not yannis best work

CrowFlyLow

Does anyone know where to find ripped paytch eps? I guess you wouldn't be on here paying g if they did

Simon L

where is your fucking episode you communist I pay for this shit

Jake

Not surprising at all. We need to collectively stop giving his fat ass money until he's done half assing it.

Jake

Guess you make one podcast with Joe and you're off til the new year?? Fuck you, you fat slob 🤡

Graizur

Turns out the tolerance that broke was my tolerance for real life. Thankfully I pre-purchase my 4DX Aquaman II through an App. And I was able to buy the cartridge. Lost my replacement card right after that, I really can't make myself .... Take real life seriously. The 1st World is sir eal right now. I'm a'ight. Tanks.

Jayson Hatt

Faggot

Matthew Cataleta

https://youtu.be/305aBTkj1eY?si=bM70u-z_Y4LQIF-b

Owen Quane

Lot of not funny people successful during said boom

Queefs galore

There’s a reason he’s not a successful comedian even during the current comedy boom.

Emerald McGinnis

DROVE 5.5 hrs to a last minute cancellation. Tim D I will ruin you for this.

Pola

Rogan episode was just a compilation of previous Patreon rants. Be original, Pig.

Vic boss

Hahahahaha, he’s not gonna fuck you dude

Isaiah

So it's not worth a watch? Rogan is going down anyway; how tf don't you invite Tucker Carlson on?

Isaiah

Calm tf down you entitled piece of shit.

Knight Miester

Most boring Rogan appearance

Vic boss

Jesus fucking Christ, no regular episode, and no Patreon just because the fat fuck did a mediocre Rogan episode.

Nick Mann

Hot

Jayson Hatt

He’s probably relapsing on coke sucking guys off in an alley way make an episode you fat pig

You’re a pile of sticks .

Make long term choices

Graizur

I made all the wrong decisions yesterday. I didn't go big and accidentally get the premium rothhilds, I went tolerance break instead of getting another vape cartridge, and then I lost my wallet. Sorry, timbo

Pola

WHERE ARE MY EPISODES YOU FAT GOUL

Morgan

Stop avoiding your responsibilities pig

Clinton Body Count

I just want to be able to respond Wild West style if the government is going back to Wild West lawlessness. I am a coastal elite in California and all I am asking for is the legal ability to shoot a catalytic converter thief dead without legal repercussions.

Clinton Body Count

Recreating the end scene from “There will be blood,” I DRINK FROM YOUR MILKSHAKE

G-Sleazy

Best yannis episode of all time, he barley got in the way with his unfunny

Swaggy D

It’s hilarious how the producers first episode he made fun of Ben for always saying yea yea yea, now he does it every episode the more he gets scolded , comedy gold

Henry Kissingaman

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Who’s Ben Avery?

JimmyKongDongIsLong

Tim doing a Stupid Tour instead of pushing content. Fat fuck 🐷

Muffuletta

Bring me some Piggy Pudding! We deserve a Christmas Special!

Dave

For Xmas I want a bonus episode with Ben Avery, but the whole episode is Tim bullying and telling him how bad he is at his job and has failed trying to go it alone, “look who’s come crawling back”

Cottonmouth 008

Yes

Elias Martin

GTA Gaza would be awesome

Kaitlyn parliman

The best duo ❤️❤️

Beefjerkyman

I wonder what side you are on with that name of yours ha

Elliot Page’s Prosthetic Pseudo Penis

God dammit Tim described my Irish family flawlessly.

javier méndez irigoyen

No

Willycole

REAL Fake Business…. Let me just say how it makes you so Famous

Dick Olson III

Fake bussiness. Relax

Dick Olson III

Good slop

Clinton Body Count

You mean what is right?

You

Whitney Cummings had his baby and there’s a new Timothy Chalamet movie out. It’s a busy week for a pig

Muffuletta

That’s an excellent point! We deserve a Christmas special! Give us our piggy pudding!

Maysum Allibhai

So disappointing. At least Tim Dillon is ON FIRE. Best episode of the year. Thanks Yannis for being the dumb ideological foil to Tim’s Brass Tax

Maysum Allibhai

Ew what the fk is wrong with Yannis on the Palestine issue

Owen Quane

Anyone else find Yannis extremely unfunny?

Handsome twink

No Christmas special?

Osama Bin Latinx

Is Yannis doing well, professionally?

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Kump and Yannis back to back. Truly ours is a bountiful pig.

Pj

Another insanely unfunny ep .. gotta go back to the funny days before Tim sold out

Kristopher Arias

Brazil is free on Amazon prime, great film

Muffuletta

No show this week he’s going to be on Rogan

Handsome twink

Where’s the episode pig

Jim

I fucken instantly googled the game trailer and then listened to the song by Tom Petty! Boom fuck you haha

Jim

I’m one of those pigs that listen to the same music when I’m lonely lol! Hey, that was fucken excellent podcast! Thank youuuuuuuuuuuu

CutiePatootieFistingChrissysBootyIfInTheMoody

Yasss Betch!! Podcast Excellence!! DASIT!! Ponzi Pappas & Fake Biz Timmy always pair as a Delicious Delicacy

James

Watch your mouth. Yannis much like Ray is an honorary co-host

Eric Larson

Is it really a bonus episode when you skip some? It’s fine just don’t feed me shit and expect me to call it ice cream

William Alton

Such a good episode. Shout out Yannis!

Mean Mike

Approved

Benny

Him and Kump should be the only regular guests

Dave

That RFK impression and his son going to Ukraine bit was amazing!! 😂

HugeRoll

Right and don't forget you get the privilege to hear yet another retarded prediction of the future from Tim. The only shit he's right about is silly cultural things like Lizzos ass. This whole singularity horse shit and the 100% belief in it is the worst part of the Rogan-sphere.

Osama Bin Latinx

Which was the episode in which Tim and Kump call Betterhelp?

Emerson Powell

I’m so glad I gave Yannis shit on X. Been fun watching him implode about the West Bank

Danthamanfowler on X

I love you Yannis Tim and I love you, and there’s no but, but here it is, spell libertarian?

Jillena

You really are giving us something good while we’re locked inside, TO is not safe, thank you Tim 💕

Koko97

Rat

Koko97

Shout out Yannis making a Cypriot reference 🇨🇾

Koko97

God I love this podcast

Julie Hobbs

Nice call back to THE POT

Almas Aslam

Again yannis is dated

Shaggy Lopez

Yannis should be on the Patreon as many times as RayKunt. yes or yes!!!

chris marinock

Why do I pay money to hear the same old garbage? Same shitty guests and zero laughs. If I wanted to hear this crap I'd listen to Alex Jones and least he's informed on these subjects. That I care nothing about.

Ant Knap

Yanni better wake up

G-Sleazy

Yea fuck I just saw his name and it totally made me put my dick back in my pants 😪

G-Sleazy

Damnit- yannis sucks

Aidan 19

Jesus Christ. 30 mins of this and Yannis has me wanting to kms. He should have retired years ago

Reed Mitchell

https://youtu.be/5FR08QtvapM?si=EaLCTZIv21YL-lW3

You’re a pile of sticks .

Stop trolling

Alex Gullen

Hilarious 😆

Eligha

You forgot when talking about vr war it's fun for the kids they can participate in the digital bloodshed too

Kevtron

You got it big boy

Kevtron

Tim is very well read on so many great works of Philosophy . Very impressive he can synthesize his knowledge/vocabulary with comedy. The Pig always wins

Chad S

Yannis Pappis--never adds anything, never funny, and always a skip.

SpacedOut

The best duo in podcasting. They really should do a show together once a week after their personal pods.

Shaggy Lopez

my 2 most favs!!!!

David Gross

Nobody raps better with Tim than Yannis

Chris Sullivan

Tim’s view on Palestine is typical left wing bullshit, sad!

Orange

GTA Gaza would be titled "Grand Theft Rock"

Brad and Laura

Who tf wants to be here "a couple more years?"

Willycole

Yea no doubt Walmart crack babies to blame they thought they’d had it in some Prestigious VIP fashion

John Nolan

Marry me

MatchMoveMusic

when I looked it up I thought it said it was coming out in February. so maybe it was supposed to be out sooner but they pushed the release date back and walmart didn't update they're site? I could be totally wrong but you are talking to people who work at walmart

Cottonmouth 008

Best guest Yannis

Barnum ingrid

Why is he only 55 mins? This was amazing.

Barnum ingrid

We need a live podcast tour with these two. It’s always a good time with their chemistry

joe

I didn’t know there was any evidence of the late great John Ritter being a rapist. If Yannis Pappas has something to say he should come out and say it instead of under his breath remarks.

Willycole

Would love to actually get Death by Boomers, given I paid for it on my Walmart app nearly a full season ago. They told me it was out of stock last week after telling me it would be delivered this month. Wonder if I’ll get my Sheckles I spent on it back?

SG

Love Yanis but get new stereotype jokes, the Irish ones are same every time...

Syd Richardson

Turn off your notifications piglet

Juan Ayala

I don’t want this episode to end..

Cody Lawler

I live in the Adirondack mountains in New York State. The crime in just my small town has skyrocketed with people from NYC coming up and distributing pounds of crack and heroin. With bail reform they get out and go back downstate and bring more shot back up here. The state and county doesn't care, Border patrol drops off entire families of Spanish speaking immigrants in our parking lot and they just wander off into 20 degree weather knee deep snow. It's horrifying.

Keerath Singh Sethi

great timing pig

Mitchell Wells

Jesus was for sure a real dude was he God in the flesh? Up for debate. Love this podcast. Let's all go digital. Then a digital guru will cause more schisms.

Miklos Girts

This episode goes hard.

Pheyk Bizness

My 2 favorite Patreon

Runaway_Slav

Jesus’ biological father was Pantera, a Roman military officer who was a Gaul, Jesus definitely was white

Christian Glen

Feminist women excusing the sexual violence of extremist groups is very funny.

Evaun

oh Timmy. Bibi has already stated Palestine will cease to exist when this is over.

Sean MN (This better not be a cash grab L14)

Yannis is always great

BustCohle

Legendary ep thank you for your service boys

mmore

I love when the pig and Yanni get together! Great episode!

Tyler

I'm joining hezbollah to dunk on the conservatives and i will behead women to dunk on the libs

Lance

They could just cut up old clips from his gas digital days. That's when he was Alex Jones adjacent

Katie

Ray and Yannis are the best guests

Pola

Welcome to hamas

Pola

I watched Tommy Boy last night and all I could see was you, pig ❤️.

Raul Morel

Yannis is the worst. I have to turn it off

Alex

What are you on about? I just looked and seven of the last ten Patreon episodes are longer than an hour.

Jonathan Parton

booooooooo yannis boooooooo

FuzzyMuzzyHadLotsOfHairbutFuzzyMuzzyHadNOFumesDownThere.

You guys walked RIGHT past "QAnun"

Disgraced Businessman

Luis and Nick too

Andrew

YANNI

Pod Castables

Getting more time our of unpaid episodes then paid ones,there should be an hour minimum requirement to upload an episode.

Castlebar

Love a Long Island pizzeria take out menu

Sandlapper

Tim, you really need some disability insurance!

Mean Mike

Kump and Yannis are the only authorized guests

conor fennell

The Fig and the Pig podcast

Dark Danish

I am still waiting for the Tim Dillon and Doja Cat video.What's the hold up,Tim?

You’re a pile of sticks .

And you liked it gayboi

Michael

Thought she was hot

Michael

What are you gonna say? “What do you expect us to do? Stop supporting Islamists in Syria and a theocratic monarchy in Saudi Arabia? Not possible” how did you even find this podcast you laggard?

Michael

I found those pretty upsetting yeah.

DentonVisual

Get your guns

DentonVisual

Noah Tishby broke into my house and forced me to wear an Israeli hoody. She shoved it over my body while I was sleeping, threw a handful of dradles on me, and then kicked my door open and ran out. This woman must be stopped!!!!

DentonVisual

Tim an yanni? That's like OJ and a knife!! What a pair, keep your heads on a swivel!!! DASSIT!

CleverName

abbey martin gave me brain damage you fuck

Michael Lorusso

Gay

Michael Lorusso

Ben isn’t even really funny so much as he has a very stupid, special mind that is only funny because of how Devan and Jayce react to his autism. Jayce is low-key brilliant. His one-liners frequently go over their heads.

You’re a pile of sticks .

Rylan Oney is a faggot. (Pile of sticks)

Deirdre

YANNIS!!!! I have purpose again

You’re a pile of sticks .

And the million+ slaves in China .

You’re a pile of sticks .

Ani, I bet you like eating ass holes .

You’re a pile of sticks .

They can’t afford him

You’re a pile of sticks .

Travis has mastered it almost.

Alex Diaz

Yannis!!!!

E-Money

I thought for a second I heard Ben laugh in the background….

Jeff Ward

Yes well wishes out there sister.

Muffuletta

Thanks, man.

Barry-O

pahahahahaaaaa I actually luv Yanni, but this comment is 🔥

Barry-O

like 3 patreons ago maybe..? it was brilliant. Long live The Pig

Londy

it was colonel mustard in the mosque with the pipebomb

Jeff Ward

Let’s live our Gypsy fantasy

C

we all know bens nothing but a hollow husk without tim, i mean i can throw a rock and hit a dozen bens in almost any city, but uncle timmy. we only got one.

TJD4pres24

I need a tim dillon radio on gta 6

SC

Does anyone remember which ep has the recent rant Tim did on Bourdain + Waffle House?

Jeff Ward

For us swine

Trevor PB

I heard the GTA VI music and thought Timmy was doing Patreon ads lol

Jenn

God is a woman anyway

Jenn

And Armenia

Jeff Ward

Make your own pod then. True fans or leave!

Jeff Ward

Fuck yeah dude. Yanni!

Ani

Yannis on again?? Seriously?? 😒

Brendan Taylor

Wrong Tim, the only thing we can be sure of about Jesus is that he existed. That's page one of the scholarship.

Clinton Body Count

I’m sure everyone that is pro Palestine also were this upset when 300k died in Yemen and 500k in Syria. I’m SURE they had an equal amount of outrage! I’m positive they know about the situation in Azerbaijan!