Post "Bonus #225 - Stick With Your Own (ft. Ray Kump)" by "thetimdillonshow" from patreon

Giggle Berries

Hiding out here until Tim brings Kump back

Langston Knipler

Tuff Titts

Haley Price

Can someone make a sound bite on Ray yelling “put it in Google!!!” He sounds like he has m&ms in his cheeks

Corey

I’m a banker. 600-700 credit scores are where the money is made. Top end aren’t paying many fees or interest.

HummerEV96

Billionaires are not supposed to be plugged in because they live in a bubble. That's why they back bad candidates.

Jacob Fordham

I agree completely with Tim about Desantis. He spoke to me at the Florida American Legion Boys State nearly 4 years ago privately and didn’t allow media inside the building. Thought that was lame behavior. Spoke for 2 hours about how awesome he was but was just miserable to listen to. Only can speak about his accomplishments and isn’t human like at all when speaking.

Brett O

The Ray at Machu Pichu bit was one of the best ever.

Not a pretty pal Boi

I’m gay when I think of rayyyyyy I’m gay when I think of rayyyyyyy

Langston Knipler

I didn’t build the butt pyramid

Hoppy Poppy

You are a sad, strange, little man. - Buzz Lightyear

barnac

you must know, you are living in hell, your soul was tricked into coming into dimension/matrix/simulaiton. Tim knows this, hes referred to it in a non rothschild episode on patreon where they interview a friend who works in the music industry. I cant recall which episode number. Ask yourself, why does every near death experience people report involves their ''loved ones'' appearing and telling them they need to go back? Or how children are born and have past life memories that check out (many docs are out there on this subject)? If a body is dying then why are you given a choice to go back? Because its trickery, they need us here in order to power the simulation itself, and how does it gets its power? From suffering. Our sufferring no matter how big or small. Ask yourself, why would god create a world where beings have TO EAT each other in order to survive? Does that not sound more like hell? With that mindset, imagine the leaders (12 blood lines, illuminati etc..) know this, and have know this for centuries maybe millenias, would this not somehow explain their satanic disdain for god and murderous downright torturous actions against the weakest? If they in fact are reptilian and dont have our soul this means they are stuck here, therefore if no one suffers on earth then the matrix is no longer being powered and they go down with it.

barnac

hello fellow rothschild member, if you are here its because regardless of how, youve achieved a certain level of stability and comfort to justify spending so much on a otherwise free podcast. So why did you do so? Because you've come to realize the madness that is this reality, and tim somehow seems to be the only person that not only understands its cruelness and despaire and somehow make it funny. I know thats what keeps drawing me here but now that ive litteraly listened to all of tims work (ALL) I see this as an ending chapter and therefore

Abuelito

he would be worshipped as a king or simply eaten, maybe both.

Victor Ramos

Getting that many teeth replaced is crazy.

2 chainz

Tim moved and Ray stayed in NY

Rich Golden

I wanna see Ray travel to 3rd world countries and give people advice.

Mathew

Kump kump the Mac daddy maker kump kump the daddy Mac will make ya

bailey

lol thanks for liking all my comments from months ago over the past few weeks

Realize Realize

here he is

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That was a goddamn disaster. Closest we'll ever get to Guinea Pig.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Sounds like the opening narration to a western that ends twenty minutes in with Ray's bloated corpse in the middle of a desert being feasted on by vultures.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But give him creative control over Raymond's mouth. Let the man have tusks!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

"Consistently" good one.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

*Reverend Dr. Raymond Kumpf, D.D.S.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Anything that makes Raymond uncomfortable is worth it.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

That's cute you think debates are going to happen.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I don't think Raymond can exist in any other state. He's like one of those exotic elements at the bottom of the table.

Barry-O

(CHERRRYL!)

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Necromancy.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

And tough!

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

I pray to our coming AI machine god this is true.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

It really is sad how far Raymond has fallen. He used to have principles.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

2 Xanax+1 Mike's Hard Lemonade=No memory of the next 18 hours

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

But they did release the flight logs! And Newsome still went on vacation with Bill Clinton.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

If he had that kind of foresight his credit rating wouldn't be as bad as Haiti's.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

When Raymond's naked, we're all afraid.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Who the fuck knows.

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Hey! I've got that couch! Burned it after wasps made a nest in the corner.

Yimmy Yames

Tim’s best impression is Ray yes or yes

JayRad

Tim trains dont go across water u dumb fat fuck

Alexander Agha

Why the fuck did Tim+Kump stop happening in the first place?

Madeline Green

Please keep doing regular shows with Kump 🙏

Pat

Ben Avery would have found the couch immediately !

Jay

“TUFF THITS” 😂

david orlow

What does ray say at around 16:00

Deep thoughts.....

Thanks for pushing back on tims “diversity at all costs kinda sucks sometimes” comment Ray. You spineless schmuck.

CareNLM

I don't like this Travis guy his laugh makes me angry. This is not a reflection of how I'm feeling about my life at this current time

Rich Golden

FYI when raymond says hes getting into hiking shape that means he is binge watching naked and afraid

Rich Golden

Young raymond once assaulted a lippy guy in a wheelchair at golden corral for disrepecting him

annemarie

Finally agree with Ray on something

Tyrannosaurus of a Sexual Nature

Raymond had five baleen removed and is still unintelligible.

G SINGH

This is as good as the Ben episodes

Jaryd Potapinski

Love Ray

Bobby Dominguez

Free bleed

Make_No_Mistake_That_TeddyB_Story_Was_Fakeeeee

“You’re very defensive about nonsense”- Ray Kump

Thomas Corona

Crying at Ray telling an Incan native "Tough Tits" at the summit of Machu Pichu.

Sean, Michael Galvin

More ray kump!!!

Christian Glen

Tim fell off the wagon more than a year ago: look into it!

William Kuss

God forbid you record a couple episodes in advance to release on time!! Think of it like storing grain in a silo to fill the trough in winter you fucking pig!!

Graizur

On the day Patreon does Night Mode TJD sez vhtaewifyerowen, huh...

Marco Bruxo

A gay Irishman fucking a trans woman, just like God intended.

Marco Bruxo

“People LOVE the arch-deluxe” feeling a little personal bias on Ray’s part there

Ani

It’s been 8 days, where is the fucking slop???

Pola

WHERES MY EPISODE PIG?!

Barry-O

And since they won't release the flight logs, RFK is Guilty By Association...

Barry-O

yeah but he went with his wife and family,,, let us not forget that that Island had a G-rated side to it as well,, hell at the time Jeffrey Epstein was directing the movie Air Bud....

Drunk N. Monk

so is ur butt

Jorge Espinha

If Tim fucks Dylan does it count as heterosexual sex?

Jorge Espinha

This was a great episode. My favorite though was the Sebastian Mariscalco fucking his father episode.

Jorge Espinha

It’s the best fat voice . If Jabba the hut spoke English he would sound like Ray

Jorge Espinha

Only in pay per view. Ray can set the gear for that to happen and make money with his “directing” for a change

Jorge Espinha

Great come back! 💪

Jorge Espinha

He says there’s no room. He shouldn’t be too comfortable anyway, he’s too fat. Tim can be fat because he’s rich.

Jorge Espinha

Only fans.

Jorge Espinha

He must be great haggling….oh jeez

Jorge Espinha

My guess is that they would throw an entire living room in the deal just to get rid of Tim. He must great haggling

Jorge Espinha

I’m in Instagram’s dog house again. I liked the Ray episode, the coach bit was hilarious.

Gregory Olsen

Ray episodes>>

Clinton Body Count

Are you kicking opiates? Sounds like when I quit shooting up.

Rebop

I took some percs, drank two beers and spent the next 4 hours in the bathroom in a cold sweat, trying not to die

Christian Glen

And his tits are real and spectacular!!

Sam Shortle

I’d rather hear from your mom

beefsmellington

The Kump episodes are hit or miss for me, and the late episode thing is getting old. I wish you well, pig.

Rodney

I'd for real rather hear tim with Dylan mulvainy then Ray cump. Paying for this guy is rough

Meh

The couch is awful. How is Ray even able to sit/fit on it comfortably. With that taste he probably should go honeymoon in Germany.

M C

His wife just said that anyone could vote in the Iowa Caucus and told people from all over America to come to Iowa to vote. Dumb chick doesn’t even know the voting laws.

M C

Tim your boy RFK has admitted to flying Pedophile Air with Epstein. It’s your civic duty to talk about this since you had him on your show, him and CHERYLLLLL

Shss

Nobody thought DeSantis won lol. He sucks in perpetuity.

Clinton Body Count

I cherish Ray

Clinton Body Count

One of the greatest pleasures in life for me once upon a time was a Marlboro light after a few percosets kicked in. The blue ones…not the bullshit white ones.

Omar Decartel

Yes

William Alton

Praise be to weekends with Tim and Kump 🙌🙌🙌🙌. “ I used to believe in Austrian economics, Murray Rothbard, now I realize I was a pussy. Keep borrowing, there’s no debtors prison 😂”

Kippy Epstein.

Liberals chanting gas the jews is such a sign of what's to come in 2024. The Eunuch losers party is going down.

Emilia Tessaro

Tim either got protective or jealous that Ray got haggled buying a couch. But Tim really would thrive in a couch haggling situation More Ray and Flanigan deep couch

Stephen Dodd

Nobody makes Tim laugh harder than Ray!

Stephen Dodd

Ray!!!

cellarite

https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/daily-southtown/ct-sta-dolton-special-board-meeting-st-1207-20231206-jqtg6j7ptjhqjpyqdhb7xkaute-story.html

cellarite

tim needs a new favorite mayor https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwC75MRyYA4&list=WL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB

cellarite

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kwC75MRyYA4&list=WL&index=1&pp=gAQBiAQB

Alex

All these haters in here want to see Ray fail. Tough tits. He's doing really well. He has a wife, smart apartment, and a Glendora couch from Raymour & Flaningan.

Alex

Lishten to me eurotrash mihkel. Some of us are just regular, in-shape retards.

Steven Cooper

Tim should do a podcast with Kump on his Patreon every week. Yes or yes?

Mihkel Troost

All the Kump lovers here are just fat retards who are happy to feel represented.

Neil Osmond

Wait...there are folks hating on the great and powerful Raymond Kump!? Fuck off over to the Ida Hour then you loosers.

Jazz Kumpet

God Speed lostlizard.

Christian Underkofler

If Vice Sports is done… What does Ray actually do for a living?

UNCLE CRACKR

Roy kramp

Weenie Boombalini

I saw Sweeney Todd 3 time and agree about the set design, they could have done more . Totally disagree about the cast being bad though. Annaleigh is the clear star but I thought everyone did a phenominal job. I wonder if he'd feel different about it if he saw it with Gaten Matarazzo as Toby.

Whipkek

Is there a way to Mute Ray

Neal Taylor

all jokes aside, Ray’s new sofa sounds like shit prolly overpaid for it too, I mean NO OTTOMAN? smh

Drunk N. Monk

intellectual pigs come in all different shapes and sounds

T

Commenting exist for a reason. Dense fuk 💀

Josh M.

No one asked

Hannah

I look forward to staying at Tim's B&B

T

I cant stand Ray honestly I’m sorry 😭

Ben

Holy shit that was all heaters 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤌🏻

Cole Frawley

God damnit what a podcast.....Tim needs to fuck Ray on his new couch

You

He’s gonna SJW-your day!

You

The inclusion of the Glendora picture is a nice touch

Raspants

My mouth is agape and I'm only six minutes in

Raspants

I'm speechless

Devon Woodrup

Fuck you 🤣

Tate Cozza

Ray 🤘

Lance

We wish you well 🏌

Lotlizardluv

Last episode I'll listen to with ray

Jenn

That’s right! we want to see them try the cosmc menu!

Masha lukashin

This is my favorite

Masha lukashin

1000000%

AlexJonesRaisedMe

Listen to me!

Anderson Anton

anyone complaining about Kump, is truly lost. The man is a gift, you fucks.

JreAllen TV

Marble ass forehead

Barry-O

Tim and Ray at a "Strawberry Festival"... 🪦

bailey

maybe try listening without headphones you fucking plebeian

Fredo Cuomo

i just kumped in my mouth

Christian Glen

Tim and Ray need to finally give the people what they want, and make an OnlyFans account

HN

More Kump, keep him plump and pampered Timmy

Ponderer

🤣

Hardly Spent

I’m counting on it

Jenn

Ireland is beautiful, Dublin, cork and valencia island are my recs

Devon Woodrup

I lasted 35 mins. I just can't. Ray Kump just sounds so fucking fat, like he's eating twinkes and marbles at the same time. I just can't have this in my ear.

Collin Hecker

Nobody will miss you

The_Most_Hay

Cum pig 🤝🏼 Kum(p) pig episodes the hottest shit out

Hardly Spent

Yeah I’ve been a fan since pre Covid. Ray ruins every episode he’s on for me as well.

Hardly Spent

Omg another fat klump episode. One too many for my liking lately, I’ll be unsubscribing at the end of the month. You could pay me and I still wouldn’t listen to this moron.

Thomas Carrigan

Listen, I had a coupon but I lost it. IM NOT PAYING

PBRAADEN

DeSantis is autistic. That's his energy.

Thomas Carrigan

No doubt

Thomas Carrigan

ILL SHOW YOU A BABY IN A JAR

Pod Castables

Was hoping mullen was gonna be on the patreon but I'll settle for this filthy Pig.

micah vance

I think I saw a jade butt plug at the MET - Ray Kump

abandon

one milkshake would clog ray's throat with a phlegm so thick that draino would shy away from it

ED

Shout out to Gavin Deuce-some

TJD4pres24

No way ray fits on that couch

Jamie Black

Looks up Glendora Sofa.....

Salil Al-Sawarim

"Oh, look at that. That's a nice dolphin." — Ray Kump

Jamie Black

Why do I always feel unemployed when I listen to this podcast?

Jazz Kumpet

Whoa now - LISTEN TO ME….. I think you should kump on the brakes here a little bit with this slander !

Samuel Chambers

I’ll suck your dick for a couch - ray kump

Nick Palance Show

Who would enjoy Tim & Ray live-streaming a presidential debate?

SLL

Gold:: 50:21 - 51:52

Farley Craig

Tim is the only podcaster I know that says, "let's not ruin the good material on the patreon episode, got to make sure to save that for the real episode!"😜

Devin

If you’re interested in the Amazon you have to talk to Paul Rosalie (who was on Rogan not too long ago)

Michael

"Ray" talking to his haters at Machu Pichu has me on the floor

Castlebar

Listening to this from my Raymour Flanagan sectional. Laid out like a slug

I’m just an American

Thank you for uploading a picture of the hideous couch

Suckmydick

I thought no one else remembered that😂 goes through my head so much after listening to the archives post Trump

Positivity

Such a funny episode. Kump is King.

Jazz Kumpet

This holiday season just got kumped up a notch. The results are Kumptacular

BEC SPK

I’ve been a TD fan since gas digital. Ray himself is less funny than his couch

Alex

"You take out a shit map, you win that point!"

Jonathan Mint

That couch looks like it was smeared with san fran turds.

Drunk N. Monk

*kumpf

Evan Kirchmer

WELCOME to Couch Talk with Special Guest Ray “Kumpfy” Kump

Mr. D

deep couch is a must

John R

is there video for these bonus episodes

IMM

Kump / Dillon 2024. "America, LISTEN TO ME!"

BEC SPK

Who the hell cares about Rays couch?! Jesus this show has taken a dive!

Banjo Buck (Hyena Pen Security)

"Hey, listen...!"

Suttree

I like bubbles too.

Tubby

The movie tim is referencing is Tommy Boy. David Spade is the miserable little man, who is untrustworthy.

Jason Kelts

Kump 2024

JC

Based ray

Monsieur Queso

“You’re very defensive about nonsense” has got to be one of the most accurate Kump observations of Tim

Londy

Siri… show me where my penis is

Mean Mike

Great ep. Kump was needed

Jaryd Potapinski

Love me some Kump

WeighSeanKingston

Who’s FICO, never heard of ‘em. Dave Ramsey gang represent

Hannah

I'm grateful for the advice re: sofas and debt. Thank you, both.

Richard Condit

wish the retard producer didn't cut off their convo lol

Richard Condit

I may be going to the Boston show. Please do a live podcast with kump pig 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

True Rambler

KUMP!

John White

Give me Choco Taco Sofa, or give me death.

Roach Giggins

Ray Ray

Richard Condit

MY TEETH ARE ROTTEN

Michael Santana

Can you two please do a separate show consistently?

S Padival

Synchrony Bank used to be GE Capital 😬 .. I worked there as a contractor when it was split off.. Remember their psychopath CEO “Neutron Jack” Welch

Warren

Sweeney Todd was iconic - go see the one in NY!!!

Jon Rodman

From Pairs take the night train to roam in first class - then fly to Ireland

Josh Bartlett

Give me skop ooo

Tyler Hass

Is Tim quoting Toy Story? “ you’re a sad strange little man and you have my pity”

Hannah Jette

Guinea pig

cody

Need to let ray direct who took Johnny the musical

Just Dan

Best Ray Kump I've ever heard! Great episode... Don't get a big head you fat cunts

Vicious Teknique

💯

Vicious Teknique

I’ve heard Episode 5 too many times

Ben Seales

Tim needs to fck Synchrony over and give Ray a teeth implant grant. Tim is piggybacking rays talent from the early days and took advantage of rays contractual naïvety…

Anthony Yates

Love these. Thank you for not making us pay for “expert”guests to rant about the Middle East and instead giving us the silly duo we love.

Disgraced Businessman

LISHEN to me, I was SHELLING THE ELIKSHIR.. THAT'SH MY JOB! THAT'SH WHAT I WASH HIRED TO DO!

Disgraced Businessman

He was a very fat man! And his KNEES would BLEED. And he liked CAFFEINE PILLS. He really liked eating a CAFFEINE PILL.. and he was a KILLER. That's what he was.