Sore Plumpkins
🕑 Added 2024-08-13 23:40:59 +0000 UTCThe fact that this fit, literally weeks ago, but now is quad boob city, makes me worry. I made this blog to complain about my breast growth and hopefully get paid for it but I actually honestly didn't think they'd grow this quickly.
I've been pretty honest and open with you guys about the last few nights. I've been losing sleep to my breast pain and soreness. What aggravates me is that not only am I woken up by bloated breasts and tight radiating pain, but also the knowledge that this pain is my boobs....idk, cellularly reproducing?
I have literally no idea what's going on science wise, I need to get back to my endocrinologist, but they feel like they're in puberty pain. Skin tight.
Weird churning feeling inside them. Hard to explain. My partner has been very supportive but also making fun of me for yelping every time they even graze my yiddies the least bit.
We went on a brunch date today and I couldn't help but feel stares at the restaurant, the book store, the little art gallery.
"Look at us , look how big we are"
I can't even blame people. If I saw someone with tiddz this absurd i would look too.
Sigh. But I'm the one with them so of course I'm annoyed, feel embarrassed, and try to hide them, in vain.
Also I need ideas for nicknames for them. Nick names?
Or maybe better metaphors for boobs?
If this entire blog is going to be about them, it would be a lot easier to have code words. Inside jokes? Idk I think y'all get it
What are some whale names? Or pumpkin names?
Oh my God one time I saw this time lapse video of pumpkins growing, and I literally couldn't help but look down at my chest and feel a sisterhood with those pumpkins.
Like, God is the farmer, my body is the vine to the pumpkins, and the pumpkins are, well... you know what the pumpkins are.
God, trying to win some perverted competition, provides me with more sunlight and water than any pumpkin patch would need. Probably some nutrients that are banned in competition too. And the pumpkins just grow, and grow, and grow, with no thought for how the vine is doing, just sucking every bit of nutrient from the earth to get bigger. Everyone else in the pumpkin competition is like "plushy, you're winning, you can stop" .... To which I just reply
"I'm not doing this on purpose!"
Is this getting a bit cryptic? Cuz I'm a little turned on but also ashamed lol.
Anyways. As always, nice to stream of consciousness you with boob thoughts.
Comments
xxrobert34
wow very great top, looks good on you :-) the big, full content is a dream
Shuavvve
Sweater puppets, fun bags, or twin peaks are some of my favorites ππ
Yojimbo06
You could be a way bustier Lara Croft in that top lol. This sounds pretty intense though, hope everything is alright.
Plush
Intentional ππ»
Zolani Salami
Was βPlumpkinsβ intentional? If not itβs actually pretty good name
Al Williams
That little story at the end is hot. Ask your doctor for some numbing creams to stop the pain.
James Muirhead
so sorry they are so sore hope you are having a nice summer but anyways I read that 3 times and I still have no idea if you love them and are turned on by them or hate them and want them gone. π lol
John Smith
Thatβs cool, and yea this is a weird thing going on for sure. I hope you can find a good back/stretch routine to help your body better accommodate this growth!
Plush
I mean in their tenderness they feel kinda good too. And I'd say i'm conflicted about their growth.
John Smith
Lots of mental gymnastics, undeniably hot but undeniably painful. If it didnβt hurt so much, would you be more fond of the growth of your massive pumpkins?
PaddyDwaggy
Nice lil breast expansion story there with pumpkins π π Was quite an enjoying read tbh π Hope your day is well despite the soreness and tenderness ur dealing with. Tht tank top is such a great colour on you ππ
Super Insaiyan
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