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Useless: Chapter 21
🕑 Added 2025-07-30 02:03:34 +0000 UTC“OK” Silvi walked into Sally’s bedroom.” Dan is watching beach volleyball.“ She shrugged. “It’s likely he won’t barge in on us.”
Silvi, Sally, Cygnus, Sister, Deleria, Obsidian, and Donadd were all in their pajamas and ready for bed, but Sally had called this meeting to work out issues that had recently arisen within the Blazers in the past few weeks. She walked around to the foot of her bed and cleared her throat. “Ahem. I’d like to talk about the elephant in the room.”
“Dan.” Silvi pointed.
“Right.” Sally nodded. “Our new friend hasn’t been brought up in this world and isn’t familiar with proper courtship and relationships.”
“He’s got this crazy notion of monogamy.” Cygnus grumbled. “It’s like he feels guilty dating more than one of us.”
Sally frowned slightly. “I think it’s charming, but his inner conflict about it shows itself in weird ways. But one thing is clear, he’s hit his limit for romantic partners. I’ve had a chat with him and he’s agreed to not let any more women into his heart.”
“You mean fuck him right?” Obsidian grinned. “That’s what you’re really saying.”
“Don’t be Vulgar Obi.” Deleria sniffed. “My mother always said to avoid men with more than six partners. A girl will wander if she can’t get it at least once a week, she said.”
Sally nodded. “Past that and he’ll likely forget some of us existed.” She paced back and forth in front of them. “I propose that we take steps to make sure that at least one of us is with him at all times, to make sure no one tries to go after him, like the Foggy Bottom Fighters did. One of us will likely not have had much time with him at any given moment and will have a good excuse to tag along.”
“Good point,” Cygnus said. “Each one of us should have an equal share in him at least. A girl shouldn’t be able to have him for more than one night.” She glared at Silvi.
“Don’t get pissy with me because he likes me.” Silvi clutched her heart. “How could I refuse a fellow ginger? We have a special bond.” Obsidian smacked her with a pillow. “Ouch!”
“But what if one of us wants to bring a friend?” Deleria raised her eyebrow. “That should be allowed, right?”
Sister shrugged. “That sounds fine so long as it’s the first girl's idea.”
Donadd timidly raised her hand. “I would like a rule as well.”
Sally waved her hand. “You don’t need permission to speak Donadd. Out with it.”
“No sneaking into bed halfway through the night.” The alien’s antennae poked together as she poked her pointer fingers together. “If I get Dan, I don’t want to have it cut short. I should be able to have him until, ummm, he brushes his teeth the next morning?”
Cygnus frowned. “But sneaky blow jobs are the best!”
Sally countered. “The alien is right. I don’t think I could sleep comfortably knowing some sneak would steal my rightful time with Dan.”
“I think we’re good with the rules for now.” Obi said. “Any more and I’ll forget them.”
Silvi nodded. “So number one, we each get a night a week. Two, once you get him, you have him for the whole night. Three, you can’t have him for more than a single night in a row. Four, you can bring a friend if it its your idea. Five, no more new girls.”
Sister looked around at them. “Do we tell him?”
Cygnus posed. “Something tells me he won't complain, so long as we keep his hands full.” She leaned forward onto her hands. “So who gets the first night?”
Sister gulped. “I haven’t yet been with him. But I’d like it to be more organic than me busting down his door. Why don’t we draw straws?”
“Only if you’re included.” Silvi grinned. “It may be fate for you to go after him tonight.”
Silvi grabbed some coffee stirrers from the kitchen and snipped one shorter using some scissors from a junk drawer. She came back and then presented the bundle of stirrers to each of the girls. When they presented the straws to each other it was Sister who had drawn the short straw.
“I knew it!” Silvi giggled. “You can’t put it off now you scaredy cat.”
“I’m not scared of anything Berzerker!” Sister folded her arms. “I’ve faced bigger dangers than some cute boy.”
The others started whooping and hollering and chanting her name, finally repeating the words “get some!” over and over.
“Fine!” Sister slammed the door as she stormed out the room.
…
Sister In Law took a deep breath as she knocked on a door marked with the name “Emboss”. Her toned body was wrapped in a silk asian robe. Underneath it she wore her very first set of lingerie. She had asked Cygnus to help her find a sexy outfit in case this happened. Usually she was in full baggy sweatpants before bed. The black curls of her hair hung by her shoulders and she had tried her best to copy the videos she saw online about makeup. If this didn’t get him interested, she knew it was a lost cause. At least she’d be able to say she tried.
Dan could be heard walking to the door, he opened it and smiled. “Hi Sis, wow you look great! Are you getting dressed up for a night on the town?”
Nailed it. She posed. “Oh no, sometimes I just like to try a new look, for the press. I heard you were watching beach volleyball?”
“Oh - that’s over.” He shrugged. “Right now I’m watching ‘Pretty Man’, that romantic comedy? The one with Julio Roberts.” He gestured for her to come in. “Did you want to come in? I could make popcorn.”
Say yes, say yes, say yes. “I’d love to!” Her eyes sparkled.
Dan gave a genuine smile. “That’s great! Come on in. I’ll microwave the popcorn. I’ll be right back.”
Sis walked into his room and saw what he had done to it. He brought in a bookcase and had filled it with all the recommended reads the Blazers had given him since he arrived. The bare blue walls now had paintings of landscapes of various New England and New York landmarks. Against the wall was the giant television screen showing the movie. She walked to the corner of the bed and picked up a rumpled workout shirt. Off in the distance she heard the beeping of the microwave. Thinking she had a moment, she pulled the shirt to her nose and sniffed deeply. The musky scent from the shirt sent tingles down the center of her chest to below her navel. She sat on the side of the bed and swung her legs up and propped herself up with pillows. A minute later Dan came in with a large bowl of popcorn.
Dan’s smile was driving Sis crazy. “Getting comfy? I’ll hop on the other side.” He hopped and floated slowly to Sis’s other side. He was wearing a Celtics jersey and boxer shorts, since it was later in the evening. She could make out the shape of his trouser snake, before he did an acrobatic maneuver to place the popcorn between them and lie in bed.
He pointed at the screen. “So in my world the actors are Julia and Richard, not Julio and Ricki.” Sis kept noticing that Dan would laugh at odd moments in the film.
After a while their hands touched in the popcorn bowl. Instead of yanking it away like she expected, Dan simply flipped his hand over offering it to her. Sis’s heart beat a mile a minute thinking that she was now touching a man’s hand, and a supe’s hand at that.
For a few delicious moments she folded her fingers into his. Using his other hand he pulled the bowl from underneath their interlocked hands and handed it to her. She put it on the side table and now their hands rested on the bed.
“My hands are a little greasy from the popcorn Dan.”
“I don’t mind.”
Sister In Law couldn’t help it and started tracing circles with her thumb on his hand. She was finally sitting in bed with a man! He looked so gorgeous. Her eyes roamed from looking at his red hair to the arches of his feet.
He pulled her hand up to his face. She felt the warm breath coming from his nose and then his lips on the brown skin of the back of her hand. Sis could feel her whole body flush with erotic desire, she let out a truncated moan. She shut her eyes in embarrassment. When sis opened them Dan was looking at her and had a knowing smile.
“Sorry Dan.”
“About what?”
“I’m a horn dog. I haven’t really been watching the movie. I’ve just been paying attention to you.” She inched closer to him. She looked at the veins and tendons of Dan’s masculine hands. “I’m a little flustered.”
He twisted onto his side, sending her into even higher peaks of sexual anxiety. “I wouldn’t call that a little. I want you to relax.”
“Heh, OK.” Like that will ever happen.
“The others have been so forward compared to you. To be honest, I misinterpreted your professionalism as a little bit of dislike toward me.”
“No! No, no, no.” She squeezed his hand.
“Ah, there’s that super strength.” He smiled. “So instead of just super smart, you’re strong too?”
“Yeah. But about my coldness. I’ve been so nerdy that I kinda gave up on men.”
“You shouldn’t have Sis, you’re a knockout.”
I can’t take much more of this. “Stop it.”
He leaned over and kissed her full lips. Sis froze in the moment of the first kiss from a man she ever had. His lips were warm and smelled of bee balm. He pulled back a little but Sis followed him and kissed back. She wanted that gentle kiss to last forever. Her lips opened and she extended her tongue into his mouth.
His mouth is so warm. Their tongues danced slowly with each other. A few seconds later she felt his hand on her side between her rib cage and her waist, the heat from his hand radiating into her nervous body.
He moved his hand subtly. “Sis, are you wearing something special underneath that silk robe?”
She nodded while breathing heavily. “Yes.”
“Then I’m sure you want to show it off.”
Her body obeyed him before she could register the question. She released his hand and slid off the bed. OK Sis, strike a sexy pose and slip the robe off your shoulders like Cygnus showed you how to do. The thin fabric cascaded off her body and ended up as a small pile on the floor. She wore a classic red lingerie that covered her healthy breasts and torso. Her legs had red fishnet stockings held up by a garterbelt. Cygnus demanded that she wear a matching pair of crotchless panties, which in turn demanded that she shave her pubic hair.
Her heart leapt when she saw Dan bite his knuckles. “My goodness Sis, that is hot as fuck.” He pulled off his jersey to match her increasing nakedness.
She could feel her knees start to wobble seeing his muscular body. He wasn’t a roid boy, just the lean and fit type she always looked at when flipping through boi magazines. She jumped into bed and started petting his abdominal muscles.
His blue eyes met hers. “Sis, did you want me to take control?”
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! “Not yet.” She stammered. “I want to savor the moment.”
“What would you like?” He whispered in her ear.
She gulped. “I want to see you completely naked. Take off your shorts.” She stared at the bulge in his boxers, straining the fabric.
Her eyes went wide as he pulled down the plaid underwear, releasing his cock. She was relieved that he wasn’t grossly big. She had sex toys in the same range as what she saw, so she relaxed a little. Her hand went out reflexively and held his hot rod in her hand gently like it was precious to her. With the lightest touch she pulled his foreskin back, revealing the hot pink glans.
Please like this. She looked up and saw the pleasure on his face. Sis knew that a dry cock would tug and hurt if she pumped with a tight grip, so she kept it up with light strokes. The brainy supe was attracted like a magnet to the girthy cock that was already dripping with crystal clear precum.
Finally after all these years, don’t blow it. Wait - yes blow it! She opened her mouth and extended her tongue and traced his cock from the base to the tip in slow deliberate motions. Her ears told her that he was enjoying it, hearing barely audible groans. She gave the tip a few kisses, then a few licks, and then she took his mini plum into her mouth and sucked on it like a lollipop. The sheets shifted as Dan grabbed and pulled at them. “Fuck Sis, you feel so good!”
He likes it! Time to really give it to him. She opened wide and lowered her head onto his cock. She felt the slick precum on her lips as his penis pushed against her tongue, then hit the back of her throat. The superheroine focused and pushed down and felt his rod against her soft palette and then descend down her esophagus. She had to take small breaks to let her throat accommodate his sausage, but she didn’t come up for air. Her super-abled body could hold its breath for a while. She pushed on until her chin rested on the soft wrinkly skin of his scrotum.
This is your first and maybe last cock you’ll ever suck in your life. Savor the moment! She stayed there for a long time with her nose nudging his lower abdomen. The fullness, the warmth, and the twitching of his cock was now setting her body into full heat. A free hand of hers found her pussy lips and she stroked her larger than average clit. Her moans vibrated the sensitive skin right below his urethral opening and he gasped at the pleasure.
Instead of bobbing at first, she simply tried swallowing and humming. Sister knew she was doing something right when she felt his large hand grasp the back of her head and started to guide her.
“I’m sorry Sis, your head is so good I’m not going to last all that long.”
She moved under his hand’s guidance and pleasured him with sensuous controlled descents. Her throat felt so full as he started to buck upwards into her face. Sis enjoyed the idea of having her face used in such a primal manner. He was close, so she savored every sensation from this moment. His abs strained, his scrotum pushed his balls to the base of his cock, and she felt the pulses of hot cream pass by her tonsils and into her stomach. Her fingers flashed back and forth against her inflamed clitoris.
Flawless victory! Keep it clean, not a drop out of your mouth, keep it all! She continued to suck until he motioned with his body that he was over sensitized. She pursed her lips at the last moment of pulling away to make sure there would be no vulgar stream of cum and spit.
“Sis, that was incredible! Where did you learn how to do that?”
“I just was in the moment. And when we’re alone you can call me Shanice.” She crawled up on him like a tigress. “That’s my given name.”
“That’s a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.” He kissed her back. “Let me get a good look at you.” He rolled her over on her back. “Your lingerie is so sexy, but I have to see.” He pulled her shoulder straps down and her full breasts freed from the lacy fabric. Her nipples were darker brown and painfully erect. She felt him suck on one nipple while his strong hand massaged the other making her throw her head back while she moaned. Shanice could tell her new lover wanted her to come, her skin sparked as his kisses went lower and lower.
She raised her head. “You don’t have to if you don’t want to.”
“You were so good, I feel like I owe you. And that pussy of yours looks so cute.” His compliment made her squirm. It was so nice to be told you were sexy. She closed her eyes and waited for the kisses to get closer to her happy place. Like a rock skipping across the water, his kisses skipped down her abdomen to her pelvis and finally landed on her love button.
“Ooooooooh.” She licked her lips. “Danny, that feels good!”
Her entire crotch glowed with pleasure as her nerve endings experienced the negative pressure of his light sucking. Her slender fingers combed through his short red hair.
“Baby, that tongue of yours is unfair.” She rocked her hips for extra friction. Now his hands returned to her breasts. Three points on her body sparkled with sensation as he rolled her nipples between his fingers and his mouth ate her out. Her hands grabbed his wrists in a sign of encouragement. Now her whole snatch was being sucked by Dan’s open mouth while his tongue sliced through between her pussy lips in a pendulous motion, colliding with her large clitoris at the end of the upstroke.
“Damn Danny, your mouth fucking is so good. I feel it coming.” Her rocking became a grinding motion. It didn’t take much longer before the muscles of her pelvic floor started to spasm. Dan sensed her orgasm and focused his energies on sucking just her clit. This drove her wild and moans became sexual screams. While she didn’t squirt, Dan’s entire face was now moistened by her love juices. Shanice’s eyes rolled in the back of her head and her shudders made her tits jiggle from the jerking motion. She went limp and she felt woozy.
Her attention returned when her pussy lips told her a fuck stick was going to be burried deep in her twat. “Dan, Dan….” She couldn’t think of words to say, her hands reached out blindly to find and hold his upper arms. Please be gentle. “Please…” was the only word she managed to utter.
Kisses landed on her forehead, cheeks, and lips while her insides were filled with a twitching penis. She could feel her insides move slightly as his cock pushed her vaginal walls to the side. When he was balls deep, she could swear she felt something touch a sensitive spot deep inside of her.
She moaned sensually with love and longing. “Danny. It’s inside me. I feel it filling me up. Kiss me.” Her hands moved from his arms to his neck and she pulled him down and made out with him. Her clitoris was large enough and angled to actually feel his shaft as it pulled out, and she gasped. When he pushed inside of her again her clitoris screamed pleasure signals right into her brain.
“I love the look on your face.” She heard him say, which made her wrap her legs around him.
They made love in a tight embrace from start to finish. This was primal desperate fucking, the kind of fucking that each of them needed after the long pleasurable stimulation each had just received. Now they needed to fuck hard. Shanice’s tits mashed against his chest as Dan drove himself into her at a fast pace. She moved her hands to his ass and indulged in his muscularity. Rational thought eroded into sensation and emotion. Long moans that came from her recognized he was hitting the right spot with his wang. He slowed down to delay what his body ultimately wanted. The prolonged coupling pushed Sister In Law over the edge into another waterfall of orgasm. Her moans became squeaky and raspy and she was just at the point of passing out when the same familiar strain from him could be felt. Her insides became slick with his squirts of cum inside of her. She exulted in the destruction of her virginity. In total exhaustion, she fell asleep before he pulled out . The credits of ‘Pretty Man’ were rolling on the TV screen.
