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Anthony ‘The Angel’ Crowley owns and runs Heaven’s Gate, the most popular strip club in London.
🕑 Added 2026-01-12 01:30:56 +0000 UTCThe richest of the rich and Geopolitical figureheads make a point to visit his establishment to enjoy the view of his otherworldly beauties. Women, men, and others. Each dancer mesmerizing and ethereal. All forms of delight are available for those with the cash and influence to enjoy what’s on the menu.
But all is not what it seems. The Angel is a demon who runs a tight ship in his den of inequity. Collecting souls of his oblivious clientele, who are lost to sin and doomed to the fiery pits. Heaven lost the war and Hell now runs the show. Demons have enslaved what angels survived, with a few left in official roles to help manage the new influx of souls pouring into Hell and Purgatory. The ‘rehomed’ angels are made to suffer horribly at the hands of their masters, maimed and tormented at the whim of their owners.
Except for the angel dancers at Heaven’s Gate.
Crowley keeps his dancers safe and sound, as long as they keep their end of the deal. Some even enjoy their new life, far away from the stinging whips and bloodied blades. There’s drinking, dancing, debauchery in abundance and everyone knows their place. Everyone has a purpose again. It really is a tightly run ship.
Until an unruly principality from the offices of the souls department is thrown into Crowley’s lap. One who has discorporated five other masters before one ever laid a finger upon them. One who was smuggling human souls back to the doors of a closed heaven. One who figured out how to pick the gate’s lock. Crafty and unpredictable, suddenly Anthony ‘The Angel” Crowley’s smooth sailing ship is about to face a category 5 hurricane named Aziraphale!
Take THAT Danielle Steel!
Any of our darling writers interested? PLEASE?? There’s a ton of possibility of adding new OCs in the dancers, fun in figuring out how Aziraphale merked his masters, because you KNOW it was Sherlock level mysterious killings that baffled hell to the point of throwing him at Crowley and perhaps they’d hoped Aziraphale would also kill Crowley but instead…they fall hard for each other.
Ok! I’ll stop!
Comments
Gleafer
Oh excellent!!
DulcimerGecko
Added more in the Writer's Corner. :D
Debdoestarot
He is so delicious!
Gleafer
Oh my! I had no idea! I knew there was a movie script but I had no idea what the premise was😳
ScrapHeapChallenge
Funnily enough, this is the premis of the forbidden lost movie script. BTW if you haven't seen it then just don't bother. It's so shit that first Terry walked out on the project, and then NG did as well, as the Americans who wanted to produce it demanded they change literally everything, and changed it into something absolutely awful, depressing, and miserable. No comedy whatsoever. The script was leaked and is out there but it shouldn't be, and we were politely asked to delete it if we had it. I had it briefly before that but even I couldn't force myself to finish reading it as it was so awful. Aziraphale worked at the British Museum, and Crowley ran a strip club. But he was also mean to Aziraphale so boo, hiss etc.
Gleafer
And it is DELICIOUS!
DulcimerGecko
Okay, there's a snippet of my interpretation of this plot bunny posted in Chat.
Stacey Hayes
❤️
Gleafer
😭😭😭❤️
TheBeezKneez
I see. You are also a spectacular storyteller.
Gleafer
For soooooome reason notthathesreallycute
Good Eye Briar
Aziraphale is already planning on blessing the water in Crowley's whiskey, but for reasons that sound solid to him, he keeps putting it off...
GraceUnderPancakes
Echoing others' posts: I would read the HECK outa this! Just point me toward the right URL!
CaptainBlou
Rather busy atm but i'll read that!!!
Gleafer
Jumps up and down like a kangaroo!
Meinir Rhos
I’m so feral for this. IMMEDIATELY top of the list. After I kick this thesis chapter into submission. 😡
