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Have some very polite “pinkies up” sex! Which is oddly how I feel the very first time would go.

🕑 Added 2025-06-30 23:39:20 +0000 UTC

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Sheena Leversedge Wood

this is ridiculously cute.

Thx4thfsh

"I take vitamins" "I do yoga" Guys... You're immortal. And silly.

Slytherat

"Again?" "Absolutely, thank you." And then they have the smuttiest smutty sex there is. It's canon. If you look up 'Innocent Horny', you'll see their picture.

Gleafer

Would you lead us to such fics?😍

ViviAlbertoni

Can we have a look at the second, please? For science?

Susu Laing

Their gazes, they are so damn cute and I bet they don't have a clue about that fact 🥹🥹😍😂 and it fits absolutely perfect to them 😌🔥

Susu Laing

Not gonna lie, that sounds indeed amazingly hot in all its oddly glory 😳🤭🫣🔥🔥

Raven333

I've read fanfics that are like this.

LibraEarth

Right before they come... "After you..." "No. I insist. After you..." (Ten intense minutes later) 🌊

Nicola Coxon

Aww 🥰 they’re SO cute with each other ‘Do you always speak Latin when you come?’ ‘Oh dear me! I hadn’t realised I did! Do you always mention Alpha Centauri?’ ‘Oh god, did I? Nope that was the first time. Must be the effect you have on me Angel!’ Next episode…. ‘Take me! Bend me in half and f me like the slut I am!’ Ehheee

Gleafer

INDEEEEED

Laura267

Cuties!!!

Amelia Blake

" Achingly sweet, sincere, awkward boning" is definitely my head canon for their first time.

Marie Curious

Oh, yes! ra-THER!

Andrea N.

Absolutely agree this is how the first time would go. They're such silly Lil Guy-Shaped Beings.

Bo 🌈

Awwww they are so silly and cute! 🥺

DarcyDoesComedy (50_Shades_of_Octarine)

I love this!!

lydiablackblade

Gawd, I love this 😁😁😁

Tygerlily

Their puppy eyes at each other! 😍😍

Briskie

🤣🤣🤣 so refreshing though! Might be prim but they're saying what they want! Lol vitamins!

xmusiclover

Lmao this is definitely how canon them would do it for the first time

Gleafer

As a suppository!

Gleafer

Thank you!

Gleafer

Aw hahahahaha! In between my Let’s Get Porny post we’ll have Pinkies Up polite railing!

Gleafer

Because you can hear the dialogue in their voices!

JaadaMae

Plaid leg warmers.

JaadaMae

It’s so polite! So very British and prim and proper! … but now I need to see the multivitamin routine. Does Crowley just snort it off the counter? And does Aziraphale do the traditional Indian yoga or the new white girl stuff? Does he wear leg warmers? I bet he wears leg warmers.

Laura J Shapiro

This feels very book-canonical and I'm enjoying it so much for that

LaudaddySmitten

OMG!!! Why did this make me laugh harder than I have at any of the other completely fabulous comics of the past like...month? Perfection!

Suzanne Pfonne

Five panels of this?

Christine Materi

It's either this or they don't leave the bedroom for weeks, nothing in between. Probably a combination of both. This is very ace/inhuman beings friendly, though.

Gleafer

Ha!

Jayde

Hahaha yes, this is 200% accurate

Dragonfire42

Omg this is adorbs 😍

Susan Montgomery

Oh, I agree the 2nd round would the loud and rowdy, but they would still be frightfully British the morning after!

Sharyn Booth

...Humpfest next time you say. Drawing or it didn't happen. 😏

Shelly

Ball gag comes out in the third time to stop Crowley using Aziraphale as a chew toy but he eats the ball gag too.

Hine

I love those idiots 😂

texacilian

Agreed!! This is new territory for them after all. Their first time would absolutely be hella awkward and hella sweet. But then all bets are off. This is so cute. ☺️

Furia

Awwwwww 💞🥰💞🥰🥰🥰

espresso_six_shots

They’re just too cute 🥰

Comicgeekery

Well you can't leave us hanging about that second round!

Zesty Llama

Bahahaha I love it! It totally reminds me of the perfectly polite 😊 'after you' after Azi's officious 'Foul Fiend' ... come to think of it, the camera DOES zoom in to only their top halves at the end of Azi's foul fiend dialogue 🤔😜😈

ElysiumLeo

I just spit out my tea. Good form, very canonical of them! 🤣👏

Dina

I love that the pillowcases match Az's bowtie, among other things.

Stacey Hayes

So polite 😊

Gleafer

Lololol!

GoodWhovian_14

Only the most proper coitus for these two!

Azalia

I wonder if they came together or if there was lots of "after you" and "no no, after YOU, I insist" 🤣

Gleafer

Very polite and gracious!

Gleafer

🥰❤️

SunsetRider85

Now I want to know if Aziraphale said brace yourself darling like the old English joke.

KaeRaeSketches

The perfect politeness…this is hilarious 😆

Apidistra 🌿

This is so delightful, and just the little positivity I needed today. Thank you! Aziraphale would absolutely call it “relations” too 😉👌🏻😂🥰❤️‍🔥🫖 You’re always so careful with the details too, like how their hair goes from perfectly coiffed to messy 👏🏻

Spectral

What is this? Especially after I opened the Dominatrix Tracy offering this morning in the LINE AT THE POST OFFICE! What was I even thinking? Honestly, I love the cute, cuddly, sweet versions of them as much as the sexy ones. Hell, I love anything you do, Gleafer. It's too late for me now. 💖