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Update 12/12 - WE HATE COMPUTERS!!!!! KICK A COMPUTER TODAY
🕑 Added 2025-12-12 17:02:21 +0000 UTCEarndil here, with FRUSTRATING HOLIDAY NEWS.
Well folks as is our usual luck, in the lead-up to the next release THAT WAS TO BE TODAY, Alfa's computer (which is made of ape spit and balsa wood) had some sort of critical error! It would not start and was being repaired for a week! Pain and suffering!!!
He has managed to get it in functioning order again, but we have been delayed (again).
HOWEVER.
We will be able to get this out this month, though it will be probably a week off of our original mark.
Rest assured though, we are simply at the Quality Control stage for this project, and it is hurtling rapidly towards completion.
SINCE there is little else to discuss, I will talk on other projects as we knuckle down to complete Burger Audiolog.
First off, Norfolk Wizard Game-
NORFOLK WIZARD GAME session recordings are returning after a long hiatus, due to Speaker consuming the radioactive remains of Abner Skuddhauser (The first American to successfuly make Uranium Mayonnaise).
We should be resuming recordings of that in January, but that will be adding to backlog since we have plenty of episodes recorded.
Once Speaker has purged the radiation from his body expect more Mageful scenarios and pain!
RADS TO RICHES is still in pre-production owing to lack of hands on it, and my own general busy existence doing a lot of other work besides it.
For all four or five interested parties in the actualplay, however, I will report we have recorded 9 sessions, plus Prologues for each Player Character.
When we can organize effort on it, we should have something, STAY TUBED.
THUNDERPSYKER is still british.
AND ON TOP OF ALL OF THIS... THERE MAY BE... SHIRT AND SOCKS YOU CAN BUY SOON.
there's only going to be one shirt, you will all have to fight over it to the death
HOW SOON?
... I don't know, that's tied to the next Audiolog's release.
Please sample the Garg-O's Christmas Pudding, we bought it for you:
THAT'S RIGHT ASSHOLES IT'S DECEMBER, WHICH MEANS THE MAJORITY OF YOU ARE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS!
ANOTHER PORTION ARE CELEBRATING HANUKKAH!
OTHERS WILL CELEBRATE KWANZAA!
AT LEAST ONE PERSON IS CELEBRATING YULE!
AND WE FUCKING MISSED BODHI DAY, SORRY.
But the Holidays are here, and we here at Ogre Poppenang wish all of you, fans, supporters, believers, haters, and contractually-obligated headhunters a fantastic Holiday Season.
This will likely be the last post of the year as everyone around the company settles in to the December Doldrums, with friends, family, and the persisting smell of warming hearthfire.
Or Hearthfire Scented Candles to cover up the other smell you'd rather not think about.
We know the one.
Until next time, we hope you have a poppeng rest of your YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Earndil
THE YULE GOAT WILL NOT BURN THIS YEAR.
Until next time, have a good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comments
SemperShpee
There's no better time than now for Alfa to switch from using an Evil Window computer to the funny penguin OS, so his projects are not beholden to the whims of the dark gods of technology.
VocalCurt
That's my bad, learning technomancy is a hassle and I think I hit a stray into Sweden
EpicScizor
The Yule Goat fell over instead, which I find an acceptable compromise
benjamin casati
I hope psyker gets better 😞😞
Molly Marion
Are y’all gonna do more Turnip26 Battle Reports?
Decius
I've eaten my 10th Garg-O Pudding this day!
Corim
The Yule Goat won't burn this year. It's going to get eaten by jackdaws again.
