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Chapter 25: Gaslighting The Senju Brothers
🕑 Added 2025-02-01 09:00:40 +0000 UTCAt this moment, Makoto could barely suppress his smile upon seeing the furious Tobirama.
After all the waiting, he finally arrived at the moment he had been anticipating.
It was his time to shine!
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[Senju Hashirama: Forget it, Tobirama... At least Makoto said something worth hearing. We, the Senju clan have integrated with the common people. Anyways, the ninja world is one big family]
Hearing Hashirama's words, Makoto was left dumbfounded. 'Damn it, are there really people like this in the ninja world?'
Should he praise Hashirama for being broad-minded or criticize him for being too naive?
[Senju Tobirama: What..? Brother, how could you say something like that? Our Senju clan is gone! Our family is gone!]
[Uchiha Madara: Let's just call it what it is. He's being a fool. You think he's going to listen? He won't]
[Senju Hashirama: By the way, Makoto, do you know Tsunade? Could it be that even she...]
[Namikaze Minato: Tsunade-sama was taken in as a disciple by the Third Hokage. She later became a legendary figure in the ninja world.
But after the death of her younger brother and lover, she fell into despair and left Konoha.]
[Senju Tobirama: Wait... you mean Tsunade is still alive?]
[Makoto Ito: Yes, she's still alive, but her faith in life has been shattered. She suffers from hemophobia and spends most of her time gambling and drinking. She hasn't returned to Konoha in years]
[Senju Tobirama: Sigh, When she was a child, she was so full of life and energy...]
[Senju Hashirama: It's really tragic for her, but at least she's still alive...]
[Senju Tobirama: Such a shame... If Tsunade was a man, she could revive our clan!]
On the podium, the Third Hokage continued to speak about the Will of Fire, his speech full of empty rhetoric.
The Second Hokage's anger only grew as he listened. "Why did I ever choose him as Hokage? It would have been better to let Danzo take the position!"
[Senju Tobirama: Why was I so blind back then to choose such a weakling? If I had the chance, I'd shove two large piece of bananas in his ass!]
[Makoto, can you can temporarily let me out of this chat group? I need to go up there and slap him in the face!]
[Makoto Ito: It's impossible to let you out, but you can hand over all your abilities to me. I'll go up for you and give him a few good slaps myself]
After seeing his message, Everyone was stunned and speechless. Even in moments like this, Makoto was always looking for ways to take advantage of them.
[Senju Tobirama:You've got to be kidding! you want all my abilities just to slap him twice?]
[Makoto Ito: You said yourself that you're dead, and all your skills will be buried with you. So, Why not pass them on to me?]
[Senju Tobirama: Enough! I've already had a few worthless disciples. All of them turned out to be absolute failures and you're no better than them.]
Makoto rolled his eyes as he knew it wouldn't be so easy to extract any favors from the old man.
But after a moment of thought, he tried again.
[Makoto Ito: First, Second, don't you want to revive the Senju clan?]
[Senju Tobirama: What good is wishing? Our Senju clan has no more men left, how could we revive it?]
[Makoto Ito: Ahem.. aren't I here? I'm the one here to revitalize the Senju clan! Revitalizing the clan is my sole duty!]
[Senju Tobirama: You? Do you really have a connection to our Senju clan?]
[Makoto Ito: Of course I do.
I heard My mother's sister's second aunt's brother-in-law's brother's uncle's second uncle's sister's brother-in-law's fourth uncle's brother's eldest nephew married a woman who is a descendant of the Senju clan!]
Makoto spoke seriously but his words left everyone in the chat completely speechless.
[Senju Tobirama: Uh... could you please explain again the relationship you just mentioned?]
Makoto Ito: Ahem, That's not important! What matters is that I am indeed connected to the Senju clan!]
[Senju Tobirama: What's the point of that?]
[Makoto Ito: What do you mean? It shows that I have a deep connection with the Senju clan. That means I can also revitalize the Senju clan!]
[Senju Tobirama: But you don't even have the blood of the Senju clan, so how could you revive it?]
[Makoto Ito: I don't have the bloodline, but don't you two have it?]
[Senju Tobirama: Hah! So, you're still trying to get something out of us, huh?]
[Makoto Ito: No! This isn't about reaping benefits anymore. This is about a mutually beneficial deal. Come help me grow stronger and I will help you revitalize the Senju clan.
It's something that benefits us all! Don't you agree?]
[Senju Hashirama: Is this really possible?]
[Makoto Ito: Of course! And from now on, I can even change my last name to Senju without any problem. From now on, I'll be Senju Makoto!]
Makoto Ito: Don't forget! your granddaughter is still alive. If I marry her, Then, any children we have will naturally carry the purest Senju bloodline]
[Senju Hashirama: ????]
[Senju Tobirama: ???]
[Hyuga Hizashi: ????]
[Namikaze Minato ????]
[Senju Tobirama: Brat, what are you even saying? What's the age difference between you and Tsunade?]
Despite his words, Tobirama was actually beginning to seriously consider what Makoto had said. What Makoto had said was true. If he married Tsunade, their child would inherit the purest bloodline of the Senju clan.
Even without marrying his granddaughter, Makoto can inherit their bloodline through the chat group and revive the Senju Clan.
[Senju Tobirama: Actually, now that I think about it, there's nothing wrong with what Makoto said. Originally, the Senju clan was destroyed, and there was no hope of revival. But now there's a variable named Makoto. The important part is that he could inherit our bloodline through the chat group]
[Senju Hashirama: This... doesn't seem like such a bad idea...]
