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RAW SCRIPT: [M4F] Telling Your Vampire Neko Boyfriend You Want Kittens [đŒâš] [Neko x Neko] [Cute]
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ⶠOriginal Upload Date: November 19th, 2022
[sounds of crickets outside and ambient air condition] [sounds of blanket rustles] [sounds of a cat purring]
Oh hey baby! *stretches and yawns* mmmmm you woke me up from a cat nap. What time is it? Oh jeez, I overslept haha. Is that why you woke me up by pawing at my nose? You know I had an extremely long day in the fields, couldnât we just nuzzle in each otherâs warmth, smoke some OG cat nip, and just relax? It would be a great ending to tonight and an even better start for the weekend? [brief pause] Haha more for me. Mmmm baby, your hair is so soft and whatever youâre doing with your tail, keep it up. Itâs silky smooth. Mmmm youâre just so purrrrrfect. Well anyways, Iâm up and awake. Normally Iâd offer for us to go for a run, get out our zoomies, but, judging by the expression on your face, thatâs not rrrrrreally a good choice haha. Whatâs on your mind Neko sweetheart? Come on, you can tell me baby. [brief pause] You feel empty? Oh! Well, last I checked, we have some leftover chicken from that one bbq restaurant we went to a couple days ago? I think thereâs still some of that frrrresh salmon I caught during my break yesterday? Oh and also we have cannedâ ohhhâŠ.not that type of empty? Are you feeling sick? I told you not to drink milk. You know milk is bad for us? We are still half cat after all. Here, go into the bathroom and on the left side of the sink take one of my blood capsulesâ ohâŠnot that either? Then, whatâs going on? [brief pause] You feel like this house is empty? Uhhh have you not seen our room? We could open our own online store with all the mangas and your kawaii stuffies and figurines you have. From the outside looking in, this black and red room isnât our room, itâs more like I was just allowed to sleep on my goth girlfriendâs bed haha so I donât know what else we can buyâ- not that? Well come on nya, baby doll just tell me. [brief pause] You feel like youâre alone? Oh come on baby. Purrrrease donât say that. You know youâre never alone. And Iâm sorry my vampire neko goddess, but I have to go to work. I mean, you like being spoiled right? You like having this nice 3-story house on the hill and being able to go out to nice places right? You like being able to, quite literally, âeat the richâ and drain them of blood? Prrrincess, you know if there were any other wayâ*gulps* *ahem* Iâm sorry, can you repeat that again? [brief pause] OhâŠ.ohâŠoh dearâŠ.oh boy. *deep breath* YouâŠyou want us to start a family? As in you want to have my kittens? You realize what youâre asking for right. Granted they will come out looking half human, the cat DNA within us will guarantee us at the bare minimum tripletsâŠwho knows how we will turn out. Are you sure youâre ready for that? [brief pause]
Nyan Nyan? I mean have you even thought this through? This isnât going to be like when we trick and capture grown ass adults and keep them as âpets' in a way, youâre talking about little versions of us mewing constantly nyan stop. *iphone unlock sound* and thatâs a bunch of baby neko boards on your Pinterest. How long have you been planning this? [brief pause] Since our one-year anniversary? OhâŠwellâŠ.wow. WellâŠif you really want toâŠI guess I say letâs start a family baby! *kiss* *meow* Oh wow, you rarely use your actual meow. [brief pause] Well yeah, I am a bit nervous. Like Iâm rrrrrreally nervous. Iâm just worried about pre-schools/day cares in the area. I mean, is the world ready to see smol little nekos running around? What if some snot-nosed little shhhinobi is a ninjaâŠ*ahem* picks on them and pulls their ears? I mean, you saw how Geraldâs wolf pup had to be removed because she bit another human child and now that child is going to hit puberty by age 6. Kids are mean baby. I donât wanna risk our little nekos accidentally clawing some poor kids' eyes out. And what if that gets them picked on more? [brief pause] Well of course, baby girl. Iâm going to be protective. See this is stuff I worry about. Am I even gonna be a good daddy? [brief pause] *purring fades in*
Awww, thanks baby. I really needed that. *kiss* I believe you. Plus you already pinned a bunch of daddy and me self defense classes didnât you? Haha *kiss* ohâŠthatâs my purrrfect girlfriend. Hmmm. Huh, whatâs that baby? [brief pause] Yes, I am very much on board with starting a family of neko vampires. And I know that I will never stop worrying. But, with you by my side, I know that you and I will be as purrrrfect parents as can be to ourâŠ.how many do you want again? You recall I said weâre guaranteed at least three at the minimum right? [brief pause] You want HOW MANY? And youâve thought of names for all of them whether they come out as boys or girls? I mean, you know, up until they decide or discover they want to change their pronouns or choose to go by they/them? [brief pause] WowâŠ.you never cease to amaze me. I am blown away right nya. Okay, well you seem to know your stuff, so letâs start a family. Uhm so, do we have to wait until a certain day like the humans do or do we *purring fades in*â-- ohâŠalrighty then⊠*purring fades out*
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