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RAW SCRIPT : [ASMR] Vampire Husband Says You’re Beautiful [M4F] [Body Positivity] [Pregnancy Comfort]
🕑 Added 2022-12-06 03:02:39 +0000 UTC©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR
➤ Original Upload Date: February 21st, 2022
[knock knock | door opens] Hey honey! How are you feeling? [brief pause] Oh sweetheart, why are you crying? What’s wrong? Is everything okay? [brief pause] Do I love you anymore? Who the hell said that? Did someone say something mean to you? Just let me know and I’ll bring them here and drain them in front of you. [brief pause] It’s our baby? What do you mean? Have you been having negative thoughts and feelings? Honey, the Doctor said it’s normal to feel a roller coaster of emotions due to the hormones. I don’t know if there’s any correlation, but It must not help that I’m a vampire and you’re still a human. I still don’t know how it happened, but I am so glad that I’m going to be a father to our child and I am proud to call you wife. Don’t cry honey. Awwww Mmmmmmmffff. Tell me what’s wrong with the baby. [brief pause] Our neighbors have been talking shit? Hah! Typical. What are they saying. Just because a vampire gave you a baby that somehow it’s gonna come out ugly or something? Trust me, I’ve seen vampire babies being born before. Granted the circumstances were different but, I’ve spoken to my vampire elders about this and they said, as long as your blood isn’t tainted by any other vampire besides the one who gave the woman with child, nothing should go wrong and the baby will come out looking beautiful. Just like you haha. [brief pause] Well I hope the baby comes out looking more like you instead of me. I mean have you seen me in a mirror? [brief pause] Oh yeah haha, well you’ve seen me in person obviously but I am the ugly one. I hope the baby has your beautiful eyes, your cute little nose, your lovely smile, haha everything haha. Don’t pay attention to those other women in our neighborhood that just run their mouths like it’s an Olympic marathon. I mean Diana has been through how many divorces now? Like she’s one to say anything. The only thing that comes out of her mouth are how “she don’t need a man”, yet “where are all the good men at” and in the same breath, justifies her shitty behavior because she’s a self-proclaimed feminist. The jokes just write themselves haha. [brief pause] Kaity commented on your outfit? As in Kaity…Kaity. The one who thinks polka dots and vertical stripes go together? The one who wears ripped up clothing and calls it a fashion choice? I can appreciate the “grunge” look, but she just looks like garbage. Bitch ass, raggedy ass, can’t even do a proper bun looking ass, dumbass wanna be fashionista ass wants to tell my girl how to dress? Hahaha. I make sure my honey looks fresh to death every day of the week. Who else? [brief pause] Shawna? She called you fat? This is the same woman who thinks drinking diet coke with her morning slice of carrot cake is going to make her slim down. I mean honey, you’re growing a baby…our baby inside you! You’re going to obviously be a bit bigger. But at least you are still looking like a snack haha. Shawna on the other hand looks like that girl who turned into that big ass blueberry from Willy Wonka who took Laughing My Ass Off too seriously. She looks like her ass blew inwards and speaking of Willy Wonka, her height doesn’t help either, oompa loompa looking ass. Hahaha. Awww babe, see there’s a smile!
You’re so beautiful! You’re glowing. You’re like if angels really existed. Again, I still don’t know how this happened so quickly. Do you think it’s been the 3 hour sessions every morning and the 3 hour sessions every night that caused you to get so big so quickly? I mean it’s only been 2 weeks. [brief pause] No No No babe, not big like fat, but big like pregnant. Like I said, this is a vampire pregnancy we are dealing with so maybe the rules work differently than if I was human. [brief pause] Babe, babe, babe I’m sorry, I should have used a better- -. [brief pause] Will I stay with you? Yeah, of course babe, Why wouldn’t I? [brief pause] Awww baby, come on, stop thinking like that. You really need to stop watching Lifetime. I’m not denying that those assholes don’t exist, but I’m not like them. I don’t care if we need to buy more maternity clothes and rash cream or lotions upon lotions. It’s all for you babe. It’s going to be okay babe. I promise I’ll never leave. You’re my everything and my whole life. And soon, you’ll be bringing us a beautiful baby boy or girl that will be half vampire and half human. [brief pause] Awww baby *kiss* I love you too. Listen to me. Forget what those other bitches say and what everyone else says. You are the most beautiful woman in the world. And believe me when I say, when I land that job at The Association, I’m going to take us away and we are going to have our own little paradise. You’ll be free to show all your stretch marks in any type of swimsuit you want or any summer outfit you want. I’ll make sure to wear the best white t-shirt and tan colored khakis or shorts so our baby can puke all over them hahaha. [brief pause] Psssshh, naah babe, I’ll wear it with honor. I’ll be like yeah, I’m a father, and this is my beautiful baby, and that beautiful woman you see giving you a death glare, that’s my beautiful wife and the momma of my baby. Hey sweetheart, don’t listen to them okay. Trust me when I say that your baby bump is nothing to be ashamed of. This is our first baby together. And I will be here every step of the way, my beautiful goddess of a wife. Plus, it isn’t like you’re going to want to have another one right after right? Hahaha…right?
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