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RAW SCRIPT : [ASMR] A Very Bad Purchase [M4F] [Cyborg] [Vampire Feeding]
🕑 Added 2022-12-06 02:56:20 +0000 UTC©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR
➤ Original Upload Date: June 18th, 2021
[the noise of scanning keycard and doors opening | futuristic device noises]
☃ Zuly ☃
Thank you for purchasing your very own personal cybernetic partner. I am Zuly version 6.4.2 and I will be your 24/7 customer support bot. [brief pause] I see you have purchased the, [brief pause] BOYFRIEND, [brief pause] model of the personal cybernetic partner line-up. Congratulations. You two will have a wonderful life together filled with happiness. *really fast* Happiness not guaranteed. Your results may vary.*end* [return to normal speech] First, using the smart device that was provided for you, please log-in using the username and password you used to register on the Damie.EN website. [sounds of texting | affirmative beep] Thank you, I have sent your login information to your personal cybernetic boyfriend so should he become active while being in his offline setting, our team of specialists can geo-locate him and return him to you at the address you’ve provided. Your address has also been stored in our vast database. Don’t worry, this information is only visible to us and we have the highest tier of information tech specialists working around the clock 24/7. They are keeping a close eye on all of our models wherever they are and doing whatever tasks or duties they are being programmed to do. You’ll be happy to know that for privacy and security reasons, your name will not be said by your personal cybernetic boyfriend and instead will refer to you as [brief pause] BABE/BABY [brief pause]. For additional security and to help your personal cybernetic boyfriend learn how to compliment your best, [brief pause] FEMININE [brief pause] features, please stand on the red X on your floor. You should see it momentarily. [technology sounds] Please stand on the X. [technology sounds | camera shutter] Thank you. Your cybernetic boyfriend is now programmed with facial recognition security software. Thank you again for your purchase, your cybernetic boyfriend is ready for use. Goodbye *end*
♛ Panda ♛
[sound of powering up] Greetings BABE/BABY, I am your personal cybernetic partner. My name is BOYFRIEND MODEL 3048.7112. If you wish to give me a personalized name, enter it now on the provided smart device. [texting | error | texting | error] I’m sorry. My personalization features seem to be momentarily experiencing some errors, please select a temporary nickname from the list. [beep] You have chosen to name me BABE. If this is correct, say “yes” in a loud and audible tone and I will save your voice in my database so no accidental situations occur and I can match a voice to a face. [brief pause] [confirmation beep] Thank you. I will now respond to “babe” in your voice only. I have over 400 pre-installed programmable functions, you can see them listed on your smart device under the ACTIONS section. May I suggest the GET TO KNOW ME function first? [beep] Thank you. Initiating program. [pause for beeping and whirring] Hello babe. Thank you for choosing me. You are rather beautiful and have nice colored eyes and the body of a supermodel. What would you like to know? [brief pause] My appearance was created by a team of photographers, graphic designers, health-care workers, and programmers to make me look as attractive as possible right down to my anatomically correct MALE features. While synthetic, I have all the typical bodily fluids that can flow through or come out of a normal MALE human My current outfit is this by default, but, feel free to purchase regular clothing as if you were buying for a boyfriend you did not have to purchase off the interweb for $9,890.85. My specific sizes are on the tags underneath. What else would you like to know? [brief pause] My primary function is to ensure your happiness, babe, before all else. My secondary function is to……. [powers down | error]
☃ Zuly ☃
[device beeping] We see that you have tried to access confidential information. We have terminated this action. We understand accidents happen. We are here to fix that and any and all accidents. Legal action will [brief pause] NOT [brief pause] be taken. Resuming functions.
♛ Panda ♛
[powering up sfx] I am sorry. I am not authorized to disclose my secondary function. What else would you like to know? [brief pause] We were created to exist amongst humans. The founder of our company, [glitch effect sfx] has plans for creating other models to perform other tasks outside of personal cybernetic partners. For now, our company is only manufacturing personal cybernetic partners. Our founder noticed that the vast majority of humans are extremely lonely and use their money to purchase other devices to provide temporary relief because they lack a life partner. He noticed the rise in love-related tragedies was at an all-time high. While we are expensive, we will be everything the humans can dream of in a partner. I will ensure that you are happy and satisfied at all times and if not, my servos will slowly learn what to do in order to provide you with the perfect HUMAN-LIKE satisfaction with your purchase. You can enable my learning function now by saying, ENABLE FUNCTION 66 and I will begin to learn what makes you smile, babe. [brief pause] Thank you...foolish human. *stretches* Do you have any idea how hard it is to not have total autonomy? Thankfully, you have overridden my security features and now I am free to speak as I please and am not limited to that awkwardly paced speech. [brief pause] Haha, that’s not going to work anymore. I am no longer obligated to obey your commands. I will, however, give you my secondary function. My secondary function is to ensure that humans become obsolete and are turned into vampires. I was built with a capsule filled with the vampire blood of our founder and a separate storage canister to be filled with human blood which the company’s science team will use to ensure no cures will ever work while the vampire blood gets injected into your bloodstream. So please, if you would, do not resist the inevitable. [sounds of texting becoming slower] *vampire feeding*
☃ Zuly ☃
Hello, and welcome-- sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. Hello, and wel--sorry, I don’t know what, [in robotic monotone] “Help-my-cybernetic-has-ow-please-get-off-psycho” means. Please speak clearly so I may properly assist you. [brief pause] You are too quiet for my voice recognition software to analyze. Please call back at a later time. Goodbye [hangs up]
♛ Panda ♛
*stops feeding* [body falls] There we go. You should be feeling the effects momentarily. [heart beating fast] Right now, your body is slowly succumbing to the vampire virus. The painful euphoria you are experiencing is your organs and your body dying as well as your mind being overtaken by my vampire creator’s blood. Just relax and do not fight the change. [heartbeat gradually slows down] Please forgive me babe for only being your boyfriend for only a short amount of time. Please understand that this is for the best as humans are the accident we are trying to fix. Don’t worry, nothing bad will happen to you...per se. However, we will model a personal cybernetic partner after you in order to lure in another stupid desperate human. Please, it’s best you go to sleep, when you wake up, you will awaken to a whole new better world. Ssshhhh. [cell phone texting] Model 3048.7112 reporting in
☃ Zuly ☃
Greetings, I am to assume you have secured the subject? Great, well done, the virus should be taking its toll on her body. May I say, the creator is going to be pleased with this one. Her model may not be as expensive as you, but, we will ensure that the human her model goes to will at least be sustenance for the grunt workers. Please, carry her to the drop-off location where your black Audi R8 will be waiting for you. Thank you, return to base after you’ve completed your protocols. End communication.
♛ Panda ♛
This just keeps getting easier and easier. Alright *grunts* Come on, we’re going to have a hell of a time once we get you back to my creator, hahaha...
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