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RAW SCRIPT : [ASMR] Stay Away From Vampire Dating Sites: Part 1 - Meeting Lila [Female Vampire]
🕑 Added 2022-12-06 02:35:05 +0000 UTC©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR©©PandastcASMR
▶ Original Upload Date: February 26th, 2022
Synopsis
➤ This is a R/LetsNotMeet type horror story. The two main characters will be Emmett and Lila. Emmett is sick and tired of being heartbroken by women he falls in love with. No matter what avenue he tries, he always ends up losing in the end. That is until his best girl friend/roommate, Charlie, shows him a dating website that is specifically meant for human/vampire relationships. One thing leads to another and he matches with Lila. Lila is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen in his life and she is everything he is looking for. However, she may be interested in him for the wrong reason. Will Emmett make it out in one piece or will he just be a piece of meat to Lila.
Lila is meant to be playful. There will be moments where she will be flirtatious but nothing too out there. She may get more “aggressive”/overtly flirty towards the end however. Other than that, think more chill, level-headed, and playful woman.
This audio will contain mouth sounds (vampire feeding).
Cast
Emmett/Narrator = PandastcASMR (♛) Lila = Stephanie Swan Quills (ღ)
Charlie = Killua (☮) Diana (cameo) = Dark Krystal VA (♞)
Janet/Bartender (cameo) = DeadlyImaginationASMR (❀)
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[The sound effect of keyboard typing can be heard]
Emmett (VO) ♛
*he sighs* That should just be about it. Oh hey, you just caught me writing up this story that I’m going to submit to the R/LetsNotMeet subreddit. Do you want to have a listen? Are you sure? Alright, if you insist.
[Royalty Free Horror Music begins to rise]
My name is Emmett Silverman, no relation to Sarah Silverman. I have a younger sister named Diana Silverman. I was 21 years old and I just graduated at my community college with an Associates degree in Business Management in the US. I’m a Cancer and I love long walks in the parks and eating at my local pub every other Saturday at Happy Hour. I moved to the UK shortly after graduating to start fresh and maybe find a classy, well-educated, lovely woman to share my life with! My best girl friend, Charlie, came with me.
I’m what most people would call a “hopeless romantic”. However, every time I meet a new potential love interest, they end up not working out. They either end up being a batshit psycho, already have a partner and are feeling vindictive, or just aren’t ready for a nice guy such as myself. And, I’m not talking about those r/niceguys types. I was sitting at my desk, the same desk I am now, mentally exhausted and running my fingers through my poofy dark brown hair. I had my finger on the “delete account” button on OkCupid and just as I was about to give up hope, my best girl friend/roommate, Charlie entered my room.
[The sound of a door opening. Charlie enters]
Charlie ☮
[in a playful, joking, “bro” manner] ‘Sup nerd?! You're still pissing and moaning over not being able to find anybody?
Emmett (VO) ♛
Charlie was extremely lady-like in appearance. She had medium dirty blonde hair that went down to her shoulders. She had a voice that was sweet but emphasized her “bro-ness”, but you knew when she meant business. She was built like a tiger but deep down, had a heart of gold. Even if she teased you, you knew she meant no ill will.
Charlie ☮
Come on man! You’re 21! You should be out with me and the boys checking out the skirts at the Rusty Eagle. Come on, man. You really think you’re going to find love at this young of age when most everyone thinks about getting in bed with everyone and anyone...or well hahaha...besides with you HAHAHAHA.
Emmett ♛
[exacerbated] Very funny Charlie, I said. You don’t understand. I honestly don’t want all that. And if it does happen, I want it to be with someone I love and who loves me back. I mean don’t you want that?
Charlie ☮
*sarcastically “gags in disgust”* Seriously man? You're filling me with a bunch of estrogen right now. [cocky, “cool”, attitude] Alright alright alright look. I’ve been out on the town more than you and have had the pleasure of getting to know some of these lovely females personally…if you catch my drift. And trust me when I say- - -
Emmett ♛
[exacerbated and about to leave] You know what, if you’re just trying to tell me a story about your late night wins, just keep it inside your head–- -
Charlie ☮
[legitimately trying to talk to him and make him feel better while maintaining “coolness”] No no no, *she chuckles* I promise, just hear me out. I was going to say, trust me, there’s a sea of women who are perfect for anyone. Look, you’re into the whole goth thing right? The vampires and shit, right? There’s this website I registered with that’s called Bloody Vladentine . com. Haha! Get it? [in a cheesy “Dracula voice] Like VLAD THE IMPALER!!! [return to normal voice] Hahaha anyways, it’s a free dating site…service where people of all genders, or lack thereof, races, creeds, and so on who claim to be actual vampires look for love as well as *ahem* casual encounters. Think of it as Tinder or Grindr or even EHarmony for quote on quote, vampires and humans. Just last night, I actually set myself up with this chick from Haiti and goddamn she loved giving hickeys. Peep this bro!
Emmett (VO) ♛
Charlie slowly moved her hair to the side and showed off two distinct puncture wounds on her neck. Odd, I thought hickey’s left bruises, not puncture sites. Well fast forward a few hours later and I had made myself a profile with the works. I had Charlie take some pictures of me and then I began filling out questionnaires to help better match me with the right person. After about 45 minutes to an hour of searching, I stumbled upon this woman who was out-of-this-world gorgeous. Her name was Lila and she was a UK local and a med student. As luck would have it, we were a match! If that wasn’t enough, she messaged me first. Lila had red hair, sparkling yellow eyes, and skin as pale as porcelain. She introduced herself and gave me some general information such as her favorite meals, which to no surprise was human blood but she will settle for anything on the menu, her favorite colors, activities and so forth and I followed suit. We talked almost every day through the website. After about a month or two of talking, we decided to meet up in person. Of course, it had to be at night. We decided to actually have dinner at my favorite local pub. She said she lived about 45 minutes away in the city; however, she told me NOT to pick her up but to meet her at the pub. She told me she would be driving a black Audi and I told her I would be driving a black Mustang with a batman logo on the hood. I waited outside for a bit. It was rather brisk, but I enjoyed the cold. I was so nervous yet happy, I just had to call my little sister.
[The sound of a busy tone. Diana answers]
Diana (PC) ♞
[in loud obnoxious voice] HEEEYYY!! Wassup big bro! How’s jolly ol England? Have you been enjoying those [obnoxious fake British accent] TEA AND CRUMPETS?!
Emmett ♛
Haha, hello to you too. England has been decent so far. My love life hasn't been the best, but luckily Charlie introduced me to this new dating site for…get this…vampires to find love! I mean some people use it for other things but, guess what? I matched with this girl, her name is Lila!
Diana (PC) ♞
[in a joking, playful manner] OOOOooooo is Mr. Dracula gonna finally meet his lady love Mina??? Hahaha. Well hey, if you’re supposed to be on a date…where is she?
Emmett ♛
She’s on her way. She told me to meet her at the pub. And yes, I made sure she wasn’t putting me through a test; she just prefers to meet this way. I’m guessing for safety reasons. Shit, I think I just saw her pull into the back parking lot, I’ll call you back tomorrow morning!
Diana (PC) ♞
[in a slight standoff-ish tone] Ewww…Okay okay big brother, I know we’re close but I don’t think we’re THAT close. Smell you later Emmy!
[Hang up]
Emmett (VO) ♛
I saw Lila exit out of her car. She was just as stunning as her pictures. She was rather taller in person and her high heels weren’t even that high. She was wearing a black fitted dress that went down past her knees with a golden belt wrapped around her waist. She had dark red lipstick and she walked like she owned the city. She greeted me with a soft smile and a chuckle
Lila ღ
[soft, gentle voice] *gentle chuckle* You must be the infamous Emmett that’s been breaking all these girls’ hearts on the site I’ve heard so much about?
Emmett ♛
[in a nervous tone] I– uhh haha n-n-n-no no. You’re the first match I made and-and-and—
Lila ღ
[cuts him off / playful tone] Emmett, Emmett… darling. Relax… I’m only joking. I thought you Americans had a sense of humor. Isn’t that what all the men say they want in a partner? Someone to make them laugh?
Emmett ♛
[bashful] Hahaha…*ahem* Yeah, that’s right. I did…I did say that haha. Uhm shall we go inside?
Emmett (VO) ♛
I was kicking my ass in my head because I sure as hell just made one hell of a first impression I thought.
[The sounds of the pub rise. There are people chatting, jazz music, and bottles clinking]
We managed to get seats at the bar. The bartender that was making the drinks that night was also a gorgeous, slightly shorter, woman with red hair and pale skin as well.
Lila ღ
Will you excuse me for a moment? I’ll be right back, I’ll meet you by the bar. If you like, you can order yourself a drink.
Emmett ♛
[in a nervous tone] Oh, got to use the loo?? Make sure that you wash your hands at the tap?? Haha?
Lila ღ
[polite “courtesy” tone] Uhh….huh…Yes. I must use the restroom. I’ll be back shortly
Emmett (VO) ♛
You stupid idiot. First, you lack a sense of humor and then you comment on a gorgeous lady using the restroom? You’ll be lucky to come back home with only a splashed drink in the face. Anyways, how about that drink?
Janet ❀
[with impatient tone] How you doing. Name’s Janet. What can I get for you?
Emmett ♛
Oh, do you have a specialty drink menu? It’s a special night because I’m with a beautiful lady and I guess we’re celebrating. I think it’s safe- - -
Janet ❀
[with impatient disbelief] Specialty menu? What do you mean… like a cosmo? Appletini? Shirly temple? You’re at a pub, sir. I’m sure it’s just the same as you had it in America. You are American as well, right? Come on, chop chop!
Emmett ♛
Oh…uhm okay. Well…then I guess I’ll have an uhhh…
Janet ❀
UHHH is not on the menu. Come on I don’t got all night- -
Lila ღ
We will both have a glass of whiskey on the rocks. [sweetly, almost “motherly”] Thanks Janet!
Emmett ♛
Woah! Where did you come from?
Janet ❀
[sudden switch to happy] Of course Miss Lila! Anything for one of my favorite all-time customers. You know, this round is on me, I had no idea you were the special lady he was mentioning.
[The sounds of drink pouring]
Here we are! Oh and here are some menus. Let me know if you need anything!
Emmett ♛
Thank you!
Lila ღ
Thank you darling *playful chuckle*
Emmett ♛
Well, to us Lila. Cheers!
Lila ღ
* chuckles* Cheers, Emmett! *small sip* Mmmm. So, does anything look good to you? I’m quite famished. I could really use something to…bite into right now.
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