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Backer Special Mention
🕑 Added 2025-04-03 18:00:11 +0000 UTCIn addition to mention on Royal Road, this will be here on Patreon to enshrine for posterity.
Special thanks to the following Agentus super backer for their leadership and exemplary vanguard service to humanity!
— Agent Paramount Morgan, the Sentinel of the Northern Seas, for leadership and great heroism in the field. You know, you always claimed the leviathan squids left our submarines alone and made 'friendly noises.' Some of the brass laughed, but maybe they'll soon be eating crow...
Thanks to the following Agentus backers for their exemplary service to humanity!
— Agent Nonpareil Jolly, for excellence in the field and always bringing cheer to the holidays around HQ. On that note, please everyone refrain from proliferating inaccurate handles on the radio. There is no 'Agent Santa.'
— Agent Nonpareil Witchcraft, for excellence in the field and performing an exorcism on that (literally) damned toaster. Humanity has been saved from so much burnt toast thanks to you.
— Agent Nonpareil Caizic, for excellence in the field and the successful extermination of Anomaly Z-16 in R-Sector in year 101. They were particularly large and pungent that year, and we all know what happens when they die. Eugh!
— Agent Nonpareil Draken, for excellence in the field and a successful operation against the Giant Tenatacled Worm of Victoria. Those who faltered before its supernatural terror have been avenged by your bravery in the face of fear. It also made for a world-class brisket we won't soon forget!
— Agent Nonpareil Snickers, for excellence in the field and calming down an unfortunately enraged and out-of-control agent after a run-in with what is being preliminarily called the 'Starvation Poppy.' Sadly, You just aren't You when you're hungry. Thanks again, Snickers®.
— Agent Nonpareil Seeker, for excellence in the field and finding that (Key) to Breakroom B-4. We haven't been able to get in there for thirty years. In other news, coffee mold can apparently achieve sapience and develop stern opinions on interior decorating.
— Agent Nonpareil Checkmate, for excellence in the field and masterminding that baited raid on the false outpost Delta 34. We got those bastards good. The grapevine says Memoria still hasn't granted you that chess match with her. Maybe in a few more levels?
— Agent Nonpareil Claymaker, AKA Josh, for excellence in the field and jumping on that strange ordinance before it detonated, saving the lives of several soldiers, with only minor injuries. We're all glad they were able to put you back together afterward, though we regret to inform you that your spleen is still yet to be found.
— Agent Nonpareil Obi, for excellence in the field, and especially for the tireless wrangling of our herds, particularly the sheep. You've seen it all: lost sheep, wolves in sheep's clothing, exploding sheep... sheep shenanigans never end, and thankfully, you'll be there.
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