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Day 04 - Religion
🕑 Added 2022-09-27 08:44:27 +0000 UTC Day 04 - Religion It was a challenge for the priests and bishops of the 22nd century to keep their religion relevant for a humanity that had recently discovered the wider galaxy. In an effort to transform Christianity into a more robust faith that could survive the coming tribulations of spaceflight, the Church turned towards an old standby that never failed: slutty battle nuns! After laying out a conversion plan that involved taking every able-bodied space lady and running them through marathon lesbian orgies, the religion spread throughout the stars just as fast as Humanity itself! The Asari may have the xenofucker contingent on lock, but everyone knows the true way to find salvation is within the left and right thighs of the throne.
