Goddess Asa
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Good News for Your Pathetic Wallets
🕑 Added 2025-05-08 12:14:01 +0000 UTCHey losers,
So I randomly noticed something about Patreon payments that you might actually care about for once, especially if you're subscribed through your iPhone.
What's Up
Apparently Apple can't force Patreon to use their payment system anymore. I don't really care about the details, but what it means is:
I'll get your money FASTER (up to 75 days faster than before)
You'll pay LESS for the same tier if you've been subscribing through the iPhone app
Why You Should Care
For you iPhone users, this means I'll get my full Patreon share of what you pay instead of losing a huge chunk to Apple. And honestly, you might find upgrading to a higher tier more tempting now since the actual cost will be lower than before through iOS.
As for me, I get your money quicker without waiting on Apple's ridiculous processing times. Your tributes come directly to me as they should.
What To Do
If you subscribe through your iPhone:
Keep an eye on the Patreon app - they're updating it soon
When you see new payment options, pick the one that isn't through Apple
If you're thinking about subscribing:
Just use the website like a normal person, it's always been cheaper that way
That's it. I'm already bored talking about this. I don't get paid enough to explain payment systems to you - that's literally what I'm trying to fix here. Just know that I get more of your money faster, and you might pay less. Win-win, unless you actually enjoy giving your cash to Apple instead of me.
Now back to worshipping me,
— Goddess Asa
Comments
Asa
EXACTLY, my little puppy. That's how it should be~
Goddess Asa owns Dev
I wouldn’t ever want my money that is meant for you to go to apple Goddess Asa!
