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Evening the Odds: Chapter 10
🕑 Added 2025-08-23 09:38:38 +0000 UTCChapter 10
Wrackspurts
“I never agreed to this!” Lavender said. “I barely know you!”
Luna tilted her head. “I thought that we knew each other quite well. We were in the DA together.”
“I meant, we aren’t even friends!”
“Are we not?” Luna said. “That’s a shame. I believed that we were.”
Even as embarrassed as she was, Lavender put her foot in her mouth. She blushed hard, and I don’t think it was only about the fact that her tits were hanging out.
Speaking of those breasts, Luna walked right up to us and dropped onto her knees, studying the lovely mounds Lavender was doing her best to hide.
“You have very nice breasts,” Luna said.
Lavender’s blushing got worse. “Thanks.”
Luna poked the side of her cleavage, reaching around Lavender’s guarding hands. Lavender yelped. She jumped off of me, falling back, and sat there staring at Luna. Lavender’s new position gave me a perfect view straight up her skirt at the golden panties between her thick thighs.
“Soft,” Luna said. “Like the fur off a Plimpies underbelly. You are very pretty.”
“Thanks,” Lavender repeated. This one sounded more heartfelt and a little less shocked. Maybe it was because when she said it, Luna was looking straight at Lavender’s face, not at the tits that were hanging out in front of her. I’d noticed that even though Lavender got attention it tended to be directed at her assets. She would’ve been cute no matter what her cup-size was but that’s what got the attention.
“If I could grow up to look more like you, I would be very happy with that,” Luna said. “A face like yours could tame a rioting Slashkilter.”
Lavender’s jaw dropped. She took her hands off her breasts, not caring one bit about showing her nipples. She grabbed my hand. Leaning forward, she stared pleadingly at me.
“Percy, can we keep her?”
“She’s not a pet,” I said.
“Yes, I’m a Luna,” Luna said.
“Oh you’re too cute! Come here!”
As Lavender grabbed Luna and practically grabbled with the more petite blond, I made a mental note that she was weak to praise.
Lavender squeezed Luna like a teddy bear before pulling her toward my legs. First Lavender undid her bra to get it off of her neck, then she worked on my pants.
“For a girl as nice as you, I’ll share all my best tricks,” Lavender said. “Trust me, after this you’ll be able to suck like a champ—”
Lavender finally got my dick out and stopped, staring at it. “Oh,” she said softly.
It was big enough that her hand barely made it around the shaft. She just looked, adjusting to a size that exceeded her biggest expectations.
Lavender hesitated long enough for Luna to easily jump in. She ducked down and put her lips on me, pumping her head without flinching.
The same as when we were at the burrow, Luna could only fit half of me at one time. But she was relentless when it came to sucking. She didn’t care when her eyes watered or her throat got sore. She just kept going. Lavender’s jaw was hanging open.
After about a minute, Luna paused to get her breath back, her eyes still calm and hazy in her unique way.
“Where’d you learn that? You were like a pro!” Lavender said.
“The Gillygreen Gals taught me,” Luna said. “They’re very patient teachers. I could do even better if Percy wasn’t so very big.”
“He is massive isn’t he?” Lavender ran her fingers over the top half of my cock, using Luna’s spit to move them smoothly. She smirked at me. “Still, I have a few tricks left to show off. I’ll take my turn now.”
She took over for Luna who moved aside. Lavender stroked me a few more times, getting me ready.
When she went in, Lavender swallowed me like a sea monster feasting on a ship.
She went way past the point where Luna stopped. I could feel her relaxing her throat, pushing me deeper inside of her. She looked my right in the eyes. Lavender’s brown eyes sparkled… figuratively. She somehow kept her eyes from watering even when I was most of the way down her neck.
With about half an inch left Lavender finally gagged. She pulled up to my tip, collected her breath, and sank three-fifths of the way back to my base. She didn’t go as deep, but she repeated the motion quickly, her neck expanding and contracting. Luna clapped.
Eventually, Lavender dragged her mouth off of me and caught her breath. She immediately went back to stroking my shaft, making sure the work she and Luna did wouldn’t go to waste by giving me a break.
“You have a very flexible throat,” Luna said.
Lavender giggled. “Thank you, Luna. What we’ll do next is…”
She whispered the rest in Luna’s ear, keeping me from overhearing. When she was done, Luna smiled in her trademark way and nodded.
Both of them dropped to their stomachs. Lavender pointed my cock upright. She came at it from the right while Luna moved in from the left. Their tongues — Lavender’s broader and flatter, Luna’s smaller and softer — pressed into my base. They trailed up at the same speed, licking me from bottom to top.
After the first lick they varied their angle and tempo. Luna was clearly watching Lavender and following her lead. She learned quickly. When Lavender went even lower and sucked on my balls, Luna filled in for her by going after my tip.
It happened to be when they repeated the first move, licking me the same way from opposite sides, that I came. They looked up as white drops rained down on them. Lavender caught them in her mouth while Luna was happy to let it all hit her straight in the face. She told me last time that she liked the feeling, calling it warm.
Lavender turned to Luna, gulping down the dregs of her spunky snack. “You can go first.”
“Thank you,” Luna said.
When she stood up, Lavender helped her with her panties. Lavender dragged them down to her ankles and even ran a finger over Luna’s taut lips. Her finger came off tinged with something wet.
Lavender used her hands on Luna’s hips to guide her forward and set her down on me. I took my shirt without getting up. Luna placed her hands on my abs.
Lavender put a hand on Luna’s tight butt, pushing it up. “Lift like this, and then drop down…”
Luna had some serious grip between her legs. I remembered it from last time, but it still caught me off-guard when she first dropped her hips. Luna flicked her hips, sliding up my cock before crashing back down. Lavender was still touching her hips, guiding her and correcting form.
“A bit faster, sweetie. Slower now. Get those hips a higher!”
With instruction, Luna was quickly turning into an expert. I got the feeling that underneath her goofiness was one of the brightest witches I’d met. That was the only explanation for how quickly she picked up on things.
When Lavender was satisfied, she sat back and watched like a parent taking the training wheels off their child’s first bike.
Luna was going for a bumpy ride. She had a cute look of concentration that differed from her typical dreamy look. Luna was focusing. She lost the rhythm a few times, but she always got back on track.
“That’s it!” Lavender said.
She was having a lot of fun for the person who didn’t want a threesome. Luna’s compliments and her innocent behavior had convinced Lavender to adopt her. I understood. There was something about Luna that made you want to just protect her.
Although right now, she didn’t seem so cute. Instead, she actually looked sexy. Luna had white-blond hair dripping down her forehead and in front of her eyes. She was working hard enough for her forehead to have sweat across it, making her hair sticky. When she went up and came down, impacting against my body, her little breasts would always perform the same little jump.
Lavender decided that Luna was doing so well, she deserved a reward.
“Keep going,” Lavender said. “This will have you feeling even better.”
While Luna rode me, Lavender put her fingers on the top of Luna’s pussy. She parted the lips enough to put her thumb on Luna’s clit. I’d never heard Luna make a sound like the moan she let out.
Lavender giggled to herself. “Sounds like you like it…”
“You have wonderful fingers,” Luna told her. “And you, Percy, possess a most excellent cock.”
I can’t explain it, but Luna’s innocent way of talking made that line not even sound dirty. Somehow, that made it even more of a turn-on.
“Are you going to cum in me?” Luna asked.
“Not in you,” I said. I held her hips, avoiding doing it too tight and getting in her way. “That’s a bad idea. I can do it on you though.”
“Oh, I like that,” Luna said. She smiled, still wearing cum from my blowjob across her face. “It feels very warm. Like a blanket. Do try to cum a lot.”
“I’ll do my best, I promised.
Lavender got bored with her role on the sidelines. Still rubbing Luna’s clit, she bent down, biting my chest at the same time. Her teeth wrapped around my nipple and tugged. Lavender watched my face, catching my reactions no matter how small. When she saw one she liked, she giggled. Every time.
“I think that something is happening,” Luna said.
She managed to talk in her usual placid voice despite sweating and riding me. My dick was twitching inside of her. Luna’s interior spasmed as she orgasmed. A second later, right before I burst, I lifted her by the hips until my dick slipped out.
My orgasm hit Luna on the chest. It trailed onto her breasts and ran down her stomach in narrow streams. Luna smiled dreamily. “How wonderful.”
“My turn!” Lavender said.
Luna stepped off while Lavender hopped up. She dragged her skirt down, then did the same thing to her panties. Lavender’s crotch was covered with a dusting of golden muff. She was much thicker than Luna in everything from her thighs up to her breasts. Lavender straddled me, but I wasn’t in the mood to lie down for a second round. Staying still is hard for an ADHD guy like me.
As soon as Lavender’s weight settled on my hips, I tilted us sideways. Lavenders squawked, following it up with a giggle.
“Someone eager,” she said.
“Let’s say you guys got me excited.”
I put my hand on her soft ass and squeezed. On our sides, Lavender moved her lips to mine, kissing me. I started thrusting.
Luna crawled in circles around us looking with undisguised fascination. She especially liked the view behind Lavender’s behind, watching the thick cheeks ripple.
“So fast,” Lavender moaned. “So firm.”
This position was actually one of the harder ones for me to move in. If I had been on my knees or on top of her, I could’ve gone twice as fast. This seemed like a good warm-up though.
My favorite part was the feeling of her breasts. We were wrapped together tightly enough that her breasts were smashed into my chest. They were huge and warm. Whenever I moved, they would decompress then decompress again.
Luna was equally interested in them. When Lavender’s chest jiggled, Luna poked the side of her cleavage, sinking her fingers in. She did the same thing to Lavender’s stomach and her thigh. Instead of poking me, Luna ran her hands over my muscles. She felt up my calf and at one point squeezed my shoulder. She hummed as she did it, as if she was running some kind of advanced testing.
“What do you think?” I asked Lavender. “Can you handle more?”
Lavender had been moaning, but she managed to say, “You can go faster?!”
I smirked and rolled us over.
Now, I was on top. Lavender was on her back on the floor. I grabbed her ankles and lifted them, holding her legs in the air. After that I went to town.
“Oh-h-h–h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h!” Lavender’s voice jolted as she moaned.
Her whole body was shaking, especially her melon-sized chest. Her breasts were bouncing all over the place. Her stomach vibrated and her thighs shook too. I could see her panting as she tried to keep up. The smack! of our bodies kept getting faster as I raised the tempo.
“What do you think? Was it worth getting to me before anyone else?”
“I d-d-didn't,” Lavender said. “L-Luna go-o-o-ot this f-f-first. B-b-but I c-can’t regret t-t-t-this!”
Her whole body was bouncing every time I slammed into her, hence the way her voice was stuttering. Luna developed a curious look. Then, without any shame, sat down straight on Lavender’s face.
“Mmmph!”
I could barely hear Lavender’s gasp as Luna’s pussy smothered her face. Lavender’s breasts were still bouncing everywhere, now smacking Luna’s thighs.
“Luna?” I said.
“I spotted an opportunity, like a low-flying Humdinger,” Luna said. “May I kiss you, Percy?”
I leaned in. She leaned in too. Lavender’s legs, which I was still holding up, were pushed in between our shoulders. While kissing Luna I could feel the moment that Lavender started eating her out. It made Luna jolt slightly and let out the cutest little squeak.
Lavender only got tighter after Luna kneeled on top of her. Her insides were squeezing me harder with each passing second. She had cum twice by my count, but it could’ve been even more. I couldn’t guarantee that I caught them all. Her body was reacting like crazy with how hard she was getting fucked.
“Lavender is going to be quite sore,” Luna said. “Like the Gillygreen Gal.”
“The nymph— The Gal was sore?”
“Very,” Luna said. “She told every one of her friends. If you visit the Burrow again I don’t believe you’ll be getting much rest.”
Lavender exclaimed something that was muffled by Luna’s slit, but probably translated to, Pay attention to me! To apologize for getting distracted I increased the pace again. Now Lavender’s breasts really started flying, smacking into Luna’s body over and over.
“Where are you going to cum?” Luna asked. “If you aren’t sure, I would like to make a suggestion. How about between these?”
She gestured with her chin down and Lavender’s slapping breasts.
“You know what? That sounds like a great idea. Thanks, Luna.”
“It was no trouble,” Luna promised.
I started to slow down, pouring more power into every thrust at the same time. Lavender’s body was still jolting. The pace of her orgasms sped up when I made the change. Finally, when my balls had tightened to their max, I let go of her ankles and crawled on top of Lavender.
Luna leaned off of Lavender’s face, finally letting me get another look at my housemate. Her curls had been scattered after the thrusts she’d taken while Luna had left a glistening trail along the center of Lavender’s face. Lavender certainly looked happy. She giggled as she felt me grab her boobs and shape them around my dick. Wedged in the pocket between her assets, I shot my orgasm.
Most of it stuck between her breasts while a little bit squirted out of her cleavage, making a puddle between her collarbones. Exhausted and well-fucked, Lavender brought one finger to her neck and wiped up some of the cum she’d gotten on herself. She put the finger in her mouth and sucked in clean.
“Delicious,” Lavender said.
O-O-O
I could’ve gone for another few rounds, but all three of us were hungry and it was getting close to dinner. Lavender used a fantastic spell that cleaned us up. It wasn’t as good as a shower would’ve been, but it was good enough to hide that we’d spent most of the last hour exploring each other’s bodies.
When we were adressed, I noticed Luna standing beside the dresser she’d been next to when we entered. I’d almost forgotten why she was here in the first place.
“Here. I’ll have your shoes down in a flash.”
Since I was taller than Luna I could reach the top when I stretched. I felt around until my fingers touched something. I pulled what I thought was her shoe down.
Instead of a shoe, it was some kind of telescope with what looked like a kaleidoscope fixed at the end.
“Oh, it’s my Talent-Scope!” Luna said. “Father got it for me for my birthday a year ago. I use it to spot Sploinkers in their natural habitat of particularly mildewy cabinets. I thought I had lost it, but I should have guessed the Wrackspurts got ahold of it. I’m sure my shoes will be right next to it.”
There were shoes next to it, but Luna said they were an old pair she’d had to replace. I saw Lavender listening while pretending that she wasn’t, and we shared a look. I was starting to get a bad feeling.
Finally I grabbed the rim of the wardrobe and pulled myself up to look over the lip. I saw what I’d been worried about.
Shoes, socks, a jacket, a warm hat, spare pink sunglasses, a book about rare magical creatures, a bundle of homemade trading cards for things like Nargles and Wrackspurts, and magic items I didn’t recognize. When I pulled them all down, Luna looked overjoyed.
“I haven’t seen some of these for two years!” she said. “They’re such sneaky creatures, those Wrackspurts.”
“Luna… is it really Wrackspurts doing this?” Lavender asked.
“Of course. Who else would it be?” Luna said.
“...Right,” Lavender said. “Those pesky Wrackspurts!”
We split up on the staircase outside. Luna headed up to the Ravenclaw tower to put back the things she’d been reunited with while Lavender and I planned to go straight down to the Great Hall.
“Thank you,” Luna said, both for her things and the fun we’d had. “The two of you are very good friends.”
I don’t know why hearing that made me feel guilty. Luna and I had gotten along ever since we met, but that was the kind of thing someone who didn’t have many friends would say.
“She’s so cute,” Lavender said as Luna walked away. “A little bit loony, sure, but as sweet as can be. I never talked with her enough to know that.”
From the way her voice sounded, she was feeling twice as guilty as I was.
“It seems like most people stayed away from her,” I said.
“Of course. There were rumors,” Lavender said. Her hands tightened. “But I, of all people…”
I patted her shoulder. We were ready to leave as Luna was almost out of sight when a group of Ravenclaws came the other direction, going down to dinner. One of the girls noticed Luna.
“Look who’s here!” she said. I hated when people talked like that— an overly friendly tone that always seemed to mask the nastiest words.
“Mandy Brocklehurst,” Lavender whispered to me. Both of us decided to stay and watch without needing to say anything. “Those are Lisa Turpin and Mandy’s boyfriend, Eddie Carmichael, next to her. The girls are in our year while Michael’s older. None of them were in the DA, so I don’t know them that well.”
I counted the heads and noticed that Lavender hadn’t mentioned one. A girl with reddish hair and a nasty bit of acne across most of her face that almost looked like it spelled out letters. “Who’s that?” I asked.
Lavender scowled.
“Marietta Edgecombe. She was in the DA— she’s the one that sold us out and almost got us all expelled.”
While Lavender explained all of this, Luna tilted her head. “Hello,” she said. “Can I help you with something?”
“What, is having a conversation with us beneath you?” Mandy asked. “You’re supposed to get along with your housemates. That’s the least you can do if you’re always giving Ravenclaw a bad name, running around talking to imaginary creatures.”
“They aren’t imaginary,” Luna said. “I’ve seen them. There are Blithering Humdingers and Nargles and—”
“Wrackspurts, right?” Lisa, the girl with Mandy, yanked the Talent-Scope out of Luna’s arms. “They’re the ones that steal. And hide everything in high places that no person could reach.”
She handed the Talent-Scope to Mandy’s boyfriend, Eddie. He was a lanky guy that was easily over six foot. Tall enough to reach the top of the dresser in the abandoned classroom.
I started to climb the stairs, but Lavender was already five steps closer to the Ravenclaws.
“Hiiiiiiiii!” Lavender said.
She jogged to close the rest of the distance, her chest bouncing every time she hopped to the next step. The Ravenclaws stared at her. Especially Eddie, who definitely wasn’t looking at her face.
“Eddie!” Lavender said. “It was so much fun seeing you over summer. When are you going to come visit me again?”
“What!” Mandy growled. “Eddie, what is she talking about?”
“It… I…” Eddie forgot how to talk as Lavender batted her eyes at him. Finally, he broke the spell and spun to his girlfriend. “She’s making it up babe! I’ve never even talked to her before!”
Lavender giggled. “Don’t be like that Eddie. We had such a good time together.”
“I can’t believe you!”
Mandy spun and ran back toward Ravenclaw Tower. Eddie followed her, but she screamed, “I don’t want to see you right now!”
He stopped, his hand stretched out helplessly. After standing like that, he turned and marched back to Lavender. “What did you do that for, you lying bitch?”
“What? Have we not met each other?” Lavender giggled again, but it sounded slightly smug this time. “Sorry. All the boys just run together in my head. Especially the ugly ones.”
Rumors said that Lavender slept with anything that moved, so no one would think twice if she implied she and a boy had gotten busy together. Even if that boy already had a girlfriend. It was like she said— If people were going to talk anyway, she might as well get something out of it, whether that something was flirting with me or turning the tables on a shallow bully.
“Excuse me. Could I have my Talent-Scope back now?” Luna asked. “I’d rather not have to find it again.”
Eddie scowled. “You want it? Go and get it then!”
He pulled his arm back to chuck it down the stairs like a football. Before he could, a shoe hit him straight in the head. My shoe to be specific.
I finished climbing the stairs wearing one sneaker. Eddie was laid out on the stairs, the Talent-Scope held in his hand. I hadn’t held back much. He was out cold, a bump already growing in the corner of his forehead.
“You seem to like taking shoes, so I thought I’d donate mine. Don’t you want it?” Eddie couldn’t answer and the girls were silent, so I picked up my shoe. “I guess I’ll take it back then. That’s pretty ungrateful.”
“You can’t use magic in the halls!” Lisa said.
“So what?”
“You just banished your shoe at him!” Lisa said. “When I tell the professors—”
“I didn’t use magic,” I said. “I threw it.”
To prove it I threw the shoe again, this time slightly to the side of Lisa’s head. It hit the wall and made a sound that shoes definitely weren’t supposed to make, shaking the portrait next to where it hit. The portrait — a lady in an old-fashioned gown and powdered makeup — screamed and fainted.
Marietta lowered her head and darted down the stairs past us. Lisa looked at the place the shoe hit, then turned around and followed her friend Mandy. I took the Talent-Scope out of Eddie’s loose fingers and handed it to Luna.
“Hold onto this tighter in the future,” I said. “Wrackspurts don’t always know when to stop.”
“Thank you,” Luna said.
