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If Jesse were in an RPG...

🕑 Added 2021-11-09 21:51:06 +0000 UTC

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I definitely imagine Jesse as more of a vendor/merchant/quest giver type guy who always screws the PC over lmao

He'd be the "merchant". The guy who picks of anything and everything that he finds, and maybe he'll sell it if he doesn't want it. Or he won't, but it'll be on his cart to show off anyways.

Calling back to Crimnox the Sorcerer, I will only see Jesse as a wizard. He's in the books more than in the songs.

Rune Fighter

100% the Bard who tries to seduce the dragon.

Definitely Bard. Good for buffs but doesn't bring any real damage to the table :P

He’d be a seductress. I don’t care if that doesn’t make sense.

Steffen Knoll

Who charmed the redhead? The bard! ;)

Ezmer2Dragon

This is the elevator song!

NPC class (every NPC is Jesse, but wearing a different wig and costume each time)

Otoger

druid or something alike, or a priest of the space butterfly

Definitely a bard, a very flirty bard

He's clearly a warlock. The real question is who is his patron.

Cleric

Didn't Jesse always describe himself as a puckish rogue?

I see Jesse as a kind of druid. A friend to all nature, and all animals. But more than that he would specialize too, in sea life. Maybe a specific kind that has over different species within it's purview that he could summon and communicate with at will. Hmm... I got it. Jesse would be the world's first and only SHARK DRUID. After all we found out from his PO box that sharks LOVE Jesse.

Karen

Barbarian!

Horny bard 1000%

LurkerGG

The friend of the main character who didn't have a class because he was raised in a lower noble family, but still is a bit of a trickster. He ends up saving his friends love interest by robbing a blind and deaf beggars and using their rags to disguise himself and his friends love interest to avoid capture.

CJ8manx2

The secret villain, that betrays everyone for a bag of golden weasel snouts

Sarah (@pensivegamez) Jones

love the fact so many pictured in their minds Jesse and thought about how he is like on stream. Random screaming, laughing and singing makes me think he would love to be a rogue, but would fail as he would suddenly burst out behind his foe then start singing and laughing. Then screaming and running as his foe is much bigger and stronger than he thought.

josh abbey

Got to say he would be the lore walker

The Ferret

Gotta go with my heart, and say bard all the way.

I initially thought rogue so you could get ALL the loot... but you are definitely a bard.

Dire

Bard uses a high charisma stat. Alternatively a druid because you're chill

Druid! Or Bard and Druid. A bear playing the lute would be amazing!


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