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Real Estate Agents: evil, or just dumb?

🕑 Added 2023-08-19 03:16:31 +0000 UTC

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Finn

This proves that meritocracy is a lie

Thaayleaa

Aleksa rocking the jimmy neutron head

Mateus Cunha

Every time I hear these guys talking I feel like I'm having a stroke, because I can't understand a thing

Radu Zamfir

It's insane that we went from an owner showing their house to a potential buyer and see if they like it, to some rando showing another rando some house that neither of them owns or is interested to buy, and their job is to convince some other people that's the right house/buyer for them. Tomorrow I will employ someone to eat a hamburger for me and tell me I enjoyed it.

Markus Freivald

How many goddamn affluent-core pop songs can these realestate people fit into one goddamn video, christ

Al PourAz

"Let the Ayatollah bless it" I died

lenykoo

all of these montages are so insanely annoying

ThugPug43

fuck that bowling alley theyve got some shitty string machines fucking hate rich people they dont deserve anything im loyal to the model A, last good pinsetter.

kukfitta

watching for the second time and just noticed Alex's pit stains. must be the excitement at getting to watch such a fantastic and entertaining show

Raghad

I love the random Animal Crossing music. Thank you Ostonox

Alex18000655506

I hate rich people

Tyler Lisonbee

One of the realtors sounds like Nick Kroll doing an intentionally bad Australian accent.

Charlotte

i was about to say the exact same thing lmao

Bryn Shanahan

The "wait a minute" line was hilarious

Nyx, the Deity of the Night

The straightest Alex has ever been

Nyx, the Deity of the Night

The "selling ice to Inuit/Yupik" thing reminds me of how conservatives use "pull yourself up by your bootstraps", a phrase that was created to exemplify impossibleness

SΛΞV

LMAO, I am so glad I subbed to you both on Patreon... I watched every other video on YouTube, and I figured, why not, but I did not expect it to be the same level of quality as the stuff on YouTube. The ending on this episode killed me! You're both hilarious, but Aleksa, you're a comedy genius.

RaisingAgent

I feel like the biggest part of this job is just learning phrases that describe actual jobs and throwing them out anytime you can. "You gotta strike the iron when it's hot"

Djamil Lakhdar-Hamina

A little ghoul

Djamil Lakhdar-Hamina

a little fucking ghoul

Drew Scharfenberg

yesss

Drew Scharfenberg

I fucking hate Simon. He's a massive dick to everyone he meets. I would beat his ass if I met him in real life.

MattY

Can you do every episode

Kristen

having an extremely punchable face is the only prerequisite of being a real estate agent

Kristen

spaget!!

Grant

The whole show is just B-roll, mainstream music, then conversations between lobotomized people.

Libby

Suits/formalwear stored in bathroom is actually low key a poor people hack we use to steam out the wrinkles when you don't own an iron/ironing board, and cant afford dry cleaning... and then continue use when you're not poor bc its cheap and easy. (hang clothes on shower curtain rod, bonus- air freshener spray or dryer sheets for smells, rubbing alcohol for dirt- turn shower on high heat w/nozzle facing away, reduce as much airflow out of the bathroom as possible- towels or duct tape around door seams- and leave it for 10-20 mins. "Fresh" formalwear for your wedding/funeral/prom/court date, no 50$ cleaning bill, no 20 mins spent ironing.)

TheSpookiestSkeleton

In house elevators have a really really bad track record for safety, people get killed

KylerKrista

I think this might be my favorite Boy Boy video. Wife and I were crying laughing.

Jake Smith

WHO WON THE DATE BET

Tristan

this guy's teeth are so ridiculously white I bet they glow in the dark when you turn the lights off

Boy Boy

Thanks mate! Man's best meal is kicking my ass right now, there are a whole lot of weird legal issues around it. But we've got a documentary about the economy of blood transfusions coming out in two weeks, it's gonna be a good one

bitchboy

what an evil little man

Richard

NEVERMIND I WATCHED MORE

Richard

the guy squeezed into the suit looks like tim heidecker playing a character?

Mjau

Thank you for making me laugh about a topic that usually makes me want to burn everything to the ground!

Amitabul

just subbed- love the praxis comrades, keep it up. is there an eta for the man's best meal documentary? :)

Connel Soutar

^just....what?

Kyle

man, australians and americans are exactly the same. it's like you guys just chose the USA preset in character creator and didn't move the stat sliders at all

FailerBob

The money I spend on your patreon is honestly my beat investment ever. I'm not doing good, I'm not laughing a lot lately or feel happy, but I just had some pretty fucking great 31 minutes laughing and giggling. God tier content.

Porco

The constant music change is horrendous

sam

You should do a full video of just random shots of people on the street from the weirdest angles.

mistafish

Lolol they def are :))

Aleks

hahaha yeah not worth it to reshoot the whole video. It was nice to see an early video this month, good stuff

Boy Boy

Very smart, you're definitely banned from being a real estate agent

Boy Boy

I'm so sorry for the collateral damage

Boy Boy

It's such a painful show, we couldn't bring ourselves to watch any more

Boy Boy

That'd be great for the real estate business. The more home invasions there are, the more people will be selling houses

Boy Boy

Thanks so much for being a boy!

Boy Boy

This show blew my mind. I thought there were only like 3 or 4 sigma grindset songs out there... turns out there's an infinite number

Boy Boy

Hahahaha I was trying to be nice!

Boy Boy

It's the dream, hopefully one day!

Boy Boy

I think we're slowly shifting into a pet-influencer channel, and I honestly think it's a better idea than politics

Boy Boy

Oh god, I hate Falun Gong so much... It's like China's equivalent of the westboro baptist church. I didn't realise there was an HQ here, that's an amazing video idea

Boy Boy

hahaha the smudges were on the sensor. We couldn't see it through the camera until we watched it back on the computer. But we thought it wouldn't be as good is we reshot it, so unfortunately we had to prank everyone on our patreon into thinking their screens were dirty.

Boy Boy

If you got to 10:24 in this video, you'll get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BO83Ig-E8E

Boy Boy

It's absurd that a man like that exists. I wonder if he knows about Tim Heidecker?

Boy Boy

Thanks so much! We'll keep the videos coming

Boy Boy

Yeah, it's such a wild job... you just have to "know rich people"

Boy Boy

thanks mate!

Boy Boy

That would require us to leave the house more

Hosher Murray

YouTube is for tall nerds, u need to get into a short man’s game like causing inflation and wealth hoarding

Boy Boy

hahaha we didn't even realise that. That's so insane

Boy Boy

cheers mate!

Boy Boy

Thanks mate, we'll keep the vids coming!

Boy Boy

Yeah, we can't stop thinking about him now. He's very lovely

Boy Boy

It's the next palm beach, mark my words

Boy Boy

yeah, we're reconsidering this whole 'youtube' thing

Hosher Murray

🫡🫡

Boy Boy

I'd be pretty proud of that joke

Boy Boy

I agree

jeuuro

wallah

Lauren Lewis

Please wash y'all's camera lens. I thought there were smudges on my screen whenever it cut to y'all

Lauren Lewis

Is that Tim Heidecker with a spray tan? (2:49)

Terloth

"and then, execute it." next shot: him loosing a point in the table tennis game

daniel schmitt

I'm a director of my department and I can't even afford to buy a home. For my generation it's practically impossible without being married and having 2 incomes.

Anthony Iverson

Why not both?

marodeen

short dudes catching some strays :(

Brei

I hate these guys!.. so hard to watch but you boys make it bearable.

L Nordin

Yeah I thought my screen was dirty whenever that popped up lmao

Fiz González

Some of those houses seem the perfect set for a home invasion movie

Ian Bloss

Great video. Nicely done. Love you boys. From a fellow boy. Heart.

quietscheentchen

my brain zoned out whenever that bland sigma grindset music kicked in. i only snapped back into consciousness at the end when i recognized the mcdonalds logo. maybe i just need to get into a higher tax bracket before random shots of expensive brands and houses mean something to me.

Shannon UwU

Somehow, "I love his height" is one of the most devastating comments someone could say about this dude, and it's only a minute into the video. Incredible stuff

Neuza

now I want a close up of my ass on a real estate show, not fair

Kristen P

Always a good idea

mistafish

Once I asked the Shen Yun page on Facebook: does Falun Gong believe in UFOs? They gave a long-ass response explaining that they do believe in UFOs but that it is no stranger than other religions.

mistafish

God, that would be annoying. It's just so funny how these nice Chinese grandmas and grandpas doing Falun Gong exercises in the park have a dark... dark side

Fishinmymind

Great video! Please do more content about /with your dog:)

Em

omg. yes! I would love to see content on this as well. I have family members who eat up all the shit the Epoch Times publishes. It drives me insane.

mistafish

You should do a Falun Gong episode. There is an Epoch Times HQ in Hurstville and a newspaper stand in the station and those weirdos do Tai Chi in the local park I think

Aleks

Holy shit im so glad you guys also saw the Tim Heidecker look alike and that you've likely watched Tim and Eric. (also in the most nicest way, your camera lens might have smudges.)

Max

What do you call left Boy’s (aleksa?) haircut? I’d like to get it myself

Elowyth

i am absolutely obsessed with the tim heidecker look-alike. obsessed. who is he? how is he such a comedic genius using only the power of his face? i love him excellent video as always, boys 👍 also ostonox is a fucking beast of an editor - the IDAT music stings are so so good

Em

Can’t believe it’s already been 6 months since the first patreon video was released. You boys are still going strong. Keep up the quality work!

Kristen P

The worst woman I know is a real estate agent in some of the richest areas around me. It’s just a networking game. I hate seeing her name everywhere because she’s a proud racist and asshole, but I guarantee she’s making hundreds of thousands of dollars a house on commission alone.

Levi Herpel

This was hilarious, you guys are amazing, and always make me laugh my ass off

Levi Herpel

We need the Boys in some B Reel around Sidney. Waiting for a bus, getting a coffee, riding a bike, eating falafel

ranga mullet

At 14:30 they would have had to have that conversation, stop, get the camera man to leave, set up a drone so they could shake hands for that shot. They are so fucking lame its amazing.