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Stripper with a System
🕑 Added 2025-10-11 11:26:24 +0000 UTCAlright folks! This is why I haven't put up the monthly poll yet. This was close to the state I wanted it to be in for a first release, and there's at least a chance (depending on if you guys, gals and others like it) that it may replace Eridium Dreams. As you might guess from that, it's a Mass Effect fic like Eridium Dreams is. Hence putting off the poll until I could put this out and see if it might be well liked. Eridium Dreams had done poorly, for a super long time in the polls, and I have to admit I've lost a lot of my muse for it since it's been so long since I started it.
Some details before you dive into the first release of this work:
1) Something that's always frustrated me is how few Mass Effect fics out there do much with anyone but the humans. Yeah, I get it, 'Humanity Fuck Yeah' is fun. But, honestly? Where are all the fics with Alien protagonists? The Asari in particular are a wealth of interesting possibilities to play with. So, I wrote an Asari protagonist...with an OC female human that got inserted. Part of the reasons for that is that I've also been wanting to play with a system lightly inspired by a couple of fics on Spacebattles. Starflung Wanderer being the better of the two, though not the one that originated the system. The system I'm using is not a direct copy, since I also mixed it with the idea of an Omniversal Market that you see in some COYAs. But there are similarities.
2) This was first conceived and written when I was in a mood, struggling to write the Shiki arc of Halfway Broken. The result of me needing to vent a bit is that this fic has a light about of Crack! to it. It's Crack Treated Seriously, not pure Crack!, but its still present. This also, as it happens, caused the story to escalate into sexy territory much faster than normal for my works. That's entirely because of the professions I gave the two characters that merge at the start of the story, entirely for my own amusement. That said, while the fic is likely to have more lemons that average, it still Plot First, Porn a distant second at most. Unlike Mass Effect: Final Error, which is my only real smut fic.
EDIT (10/11 - 8:12pm)
3) I KNEW I was forgetting something! One feature of this fic I meant to bring up is that, if it goes forward, I'm intending to let people vote on who she summons each time she uses the 'Help' section of the story for companions!
End Edit
Hmmm, it feels like there's more I should be remembering, but oh well. Oh! A basic description of the fic, huh?
Description: Come watch what happens when a Hentai Artist and game designer from a regular Earth, ends up merging with an Asari Stripper and getting a System to help save the galaxy! Watch out, Citadel Space, you're in for a wild ride...
Have a fun read, folks!
Comments
The Foreign Traveler
…You are the only writer I know, Novus, that could come up with something like this and make it work. Completely different from the usual “get rich” to help the Galaxy plan. Tip my hat to you good sir! Edit 1: …and sat “at” the… …and sat “in” the… Edit 2: …health professionals “that” whores… …health professionals “than” whores… Edit 3: …species and “than” refined… …species and “then” refined… Edit 4: Using completely unknown “materials science” in a… (Using completely unknown “material” science in a…) Or (Using completely unknown science in a…) Or Using completely unknown “materials and science” in a…) Edit 5: …part of a “Protean” security… …part of a “Prothean” security… Edit 6: …much “metal” as physical… …much “mental” as physical… Edit 7: …and “newly gratefully” since… …and “grateful” since…
Aeden Emrys
Thanks for this new story! I hope to be reading much more of this interesting story!
Novus Peregrine
Not if you consider Krogan body structures. They are ungainly as hell, which would make mating nearly impossible if they were like gorillas. Besides, gorillas are not the norm for large creatures, but the exception.
Flyingavocados
I know people tend to think big=hung but wouldn’t it make more sense for krogan to be small like gorillas? It would be safer on a planet like tuchanka
Christian E. Y.
I time stamped a behemoth guide video so you can get a look at how big those are. Yes, that is a sun in the middle of the ship. https://youtu.be/fssHThQ45BQ?si=CiC4P20ciQ1MrHBn&t=165
Christian E. Y.
Oh, how about buying a can of DUST from Endless Space? Cloud of intelligent, programmable nanites that you could get a glass worth of, throw at an asteroid field, and let them eat that to make more DUST which you can then instantaneously order to rearrange itself into anything, from clothing to tools to ships so fuckhuge they use suns as engines. Google up "Behemoth endless space 2". The reapers should really wear brown pants before messing with a faction that has access to these babies. Hell, just get a cup of DUST in an early chapter, release it on an out-of-the-way solar system and tell it to eat all the planets to make your a behemoth. It'll be funny. 20 chapters later, you can teabag the reapers however you want. Plus, behemoths are not just attack ships, not at all! You can use them as science stations thanks to them being so damn tough you can park them in a black hole to study it from the inside, or even mine it! Or a planet (in just a few turns/chapters), or terraform entire worlds, going from lifeless rock to paradise world in a dozen chapters. When you have a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. When you have a behemoth, you have no problems.
