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🕑 Added 2025-04-01 14:00:17 +0000 UTC

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Owen Madden

I had this really clever response written, & it deleted somehow. I'm so sorry to have robbed the community of my wit & wisdom!!

Worf and Riker Ride Again

I tried to get a massive shipment of Brim’s, but UK customs stopped it, something about ‘controlled dangerous chemicals’? Well at least I got to use the special code!

Michael Metrick

Took me till you said, a high interest. I fell off my chair. 🤣But hanging out with you guys for a half hour is well worth it. BTW, renewed a week or two ago. So looking forward to your take on my favorite ST series of all. No pressure, folks! Lol.

Prof Moff

Brim's. Now more IBS, cancer AND bankruptcy causing agents. (man in hospital bed): "I ate Brim's. Now I have colon cancer AND a broken arm from Vinny. I rate the best popcorn ever" (gives thumb's up with arm cast)

David Clamage

There's a glitch! Use it while it's still possible - I put in the code twice and got to pay 60% more!

Steven Linden

I know some people don't like jokes like this, but what they don't understand is that this joke is an allegory for the Cold War.

Mister Hope

I don’t watch Marvel movies. Not enough matte paintings…

Bret Kay

Took me until 2 minute mark... well played!

Column Meanie

I love Rene but the cut from “Kirk will pay for my father’s death” to the POV shot of coming up through the floor to “KIRK! KIRK! KIRK!” is one of the most powerful moments of the movie. The DC robs us of that.

Shanelle

Wow. I’m always fooled. I watched about 8 minutes. Then started fast forwarding to see if there was any actual discussion of the ST6 director’s cut. And I start thinking are they just trolling? But why sit down and do a whole video of nothing? Then scrolled down and saw this comment. 😒 duh!

Nerd's Gold

Bravo, gentlemen. Bravo. (BTW, the version of Star Trek the Motion Picture you watched was a director's cut. Not sure if that was a part of the bit or you really forgot.)

Josh (Target Audience)

Almost as many references as a Marvel movie

TalynOne

Funny April fools gag, at least you didn't make me watch The Bonding again, that would be unforgivable.

MadScientist

Oof. Got me. :D

LonghillAndy

And they morph into their old tos uniforms spocks the blue ranger, Scotty’s the red ranger and Kirk’s the gold ranger, man chefs kiss moment

Timothy Nikiforovs

Uh oh, sounds like Josh's kneecaps might be out of commission in the near future. Good thing making reactions is a sit down job. But seriously guys, how can the director's cut not make all the difference?? The klingon that Scotty shot was actually Colonel West! That changes everything!!

Mister Hope

People who “don’t get” this Target Audience post clearly are ignorant. If you grew up like I did learning about Mark Twain fighting in the Cold War as shown in the famous documentary by Mr DC Fontana, this would be your favorite video.

Ervetzin

*slow clap* Well played, sirs. Well played

DG

I wish I'd read these comments before giving all my banking details to Brim's

Ally Roth

I watched to the end.

James Knight

Rene Auberjonois makes everything better, imagine Fallout: New Vegas without him as Mr House! =O

Kristopher

Agreed. The only thing the directors cut does that is an improvement is a few seconds of more Rene Auberjonois. Every other choice made it objectively worse.

Aaron Wells

I confess, I got like 30 seconds into the popcorn pitch before I'd caught on.

NX-01

The cut scene where spock says “it‘s trekkin time!“ really made me cheer. Truly one of the movies ever made!

Jason Lallathin

For Q, I was prepared!

Column Meanie

Haha smelled this one from a mile away because a) they wouldnt devote time to a director’s cut of a movie they didn’t like, and b) the director’s cut actually makes the movie WORSE.

Josh (Target Audience)

Yeah I watched it

cbaoth

Great job, I loved it! :). Except for a single but major disappointment: A full Brim's shopping cart only to find out that there’s no shipping option for Europe! :(

Loot Narsbaar

The whole time Jabba wanted Solo dead because he stepped on his tail

Jon1701

All jokes aside TPTB had a fucking cheek to label it as a directors cut in the first place. There are some very minor differences and a moderate change to the ending. A couple of additional scenes and some clanging sound effects does not a directors cut make.

thebeefmaster

I have come to expect nothing less from you guys. Bravo!

Dale Gonyea

Well you definitely got me good! I don't think you guys know how badly I was hoping that that was a true statement.

Josh (Target Audience)

I’m sorry, Dale

Dru Blood

😂 Well done guys

Dale Gonyea

Not amused......

Richard Stone

Anyone who doesn’t find this funny just doesn’t understand what it was like living in 2025. You need the context to get it

Brendon Waldron

And I come from the future with a warning! Everyone was wrong, you hated DS9 even more than this!

Terminaldogma01

Lol that’s fucked up

James H

Just for the record, the Jabba scene wasn’t in the original 1977 Star Wars. The plan at the time was to replace the actor with a stop-motion creature, but that was never done.

Brian Dunleavy

Was waiting to see what this years effort would be - it did not disappoint 🤣🤣

Josh (Target Audience)

Yes

Josh (Target Audience)

Me either

Paul Hess

For April Fools day I was hoping for a Tier where you'll agree with me on how to rate every episode. Or maybe do that for real?!?!?!

Tim b

I didn't think this was funny.

Loot Narsbaar

The director's cut is going to piss you guys off even more

David Crabtree

Is this one of those retarded April fools videos?

Marius

Well, guess I'm craving white cheddar popcorn now.

Yorin

Nicholas Meyer is going to perform some director's cuts on you very soon.

David Wayne Fox

Damn it, you got me good.

Keith S

Some interesting info for an April fools joke.

Josh (Target Audience)

Bro is in the future

Richard Stone

“Nicholas Meyer cut it because it wasn’t cold war enough”. 🤣

Brendon Waldron

Spent about 10 seconds trying to remember what was in the director's cut that could have that effect before I realised the date. Well, yesterday’s date, because it's after midnight here. Well played, sir!

Chris Christison

It’s 15:18 here in the UK. My guard was down. God dammit!

Lee Trayler

I don't trust anything I'm told today.

Evan Guthrie

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

Paul Hess

I'm on a call, didn't have a chance to watch this yet, but the minute I saw "I WAS WRONG" in the thumbnail I knew it had to be a joke. Who could believe you would ever say that!