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"Janey's College Cramming" - An Exclusive Cut
🕑 Added 2024-07-29 20:33:42 +0000 UTCHere's another story featuring the surprisingly popular character Janey. It includes stuckage which I've never actually written before and comes out to over 2,200 words.
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As Karen drove toward her reunion with her sorority sisters, she recalled a story that her daughter Janey had once told her about her own time with Rho Eta Alpha Tau.
Janey was really struggling with her chair, more specifically she was starting to find it more and more difficult to fit in her chair. The computer chairs’ arms, once a source of comfort, were now quite the hindrance thanks to the new wideness of her body. When Janey had first gotten this chair, her slinky body practically swam in it. She could have curled up with her legs tucked up and taken a nap. Now, with the size of her thighs any kind of tucking was out of the question. And the chair creaked under her weight which was over one hundred pounds heavier than when she was a slender freshman.
Those extra hundred pounds, especially the ones that had settled in her ass and around her middle were now causing a lot of her chair trouble. Her wide ass had already made sitting in the chair a tight fit, and now the thick love handles that hung over the sides of her shorts now also pressed uncomfortably against the armrests of the chair. This, combined with the creaking every time she made a slight movement led her to seriously contemplate whether it was time to officially retire this chair.
As Janey contemplated the end of her chair’s life, she also thought about how she had gotten here.
It was wild to sometimes think about how thin she used to be. It was like she was an entirely different person, and since she had spent the better part of four years literally becoming twice the woman she used to be, that was pretty fair to say. And it wasn’t just her weight that had changed. It was her whole personality. When she was skinny, Janey had to admit that she was kind of a bitch. She would have found a fatty like her struggling in a chair very amusing. She probably would have had a few choice, cruel words for herself and some names like Piggy and Cow followed the matching animal noises.
Janey let out a soft oink oink moo and then chuckled to herself as she pat her big blubbery belly, playfully giving it a shake.
She had long since become for more positive about her own body and the bodies of others. Eating felt good. Indulgence felt good. Being fat was freeing, and with the help of her roommate Tanisha who had also gone from a slim freshman to an obese senior, Janey was very happy.
Of course, not everyone was happy for Janey.
One of those people who were certainly not happy to see Janey being fat and happy was Megan, a freshman who already felt like she owned the place, and with her body and her confidence she had future Rho Eta Alpha Tau president written all over her. It was that confidence that made her feel like she could peak into Janey’s room without permission and give Janey, a senior no less, unsolicited advice and condemnation.
“You really need to go on a diet, Jumbo Janey. You’re an embarrassment.”
“Get out of my room.”
“You mean your pigsty?”
Janey’s room was indeed a bit of a mess with a fair amount of fast food containers and bags of potato chips and cookies piled up all over the place, but it was still rude of Megan to criticize what she did in HER room.
“Shut up, Megan.”
“What’s that? All I heard was oink oink.”
Before Janey could even respond, Megan spun her heel, gave her tight butt a little shimmy to taunt Janey with it and then sauntered off.
A few minutes worth of eating later, Janey got a text message from Tanisha.
“Where you at? The Kappa Alpha Pi frat party has already started and we’re supposed to be running this beer pong table girl.”
“Oh shit.”
Janey pushed herself up out of the chair, struggling slightly to make her escape partly because of the size of her body and the dimensions of the chair and partly because she was more bloated than usual on account of all the junk food she had just spent time stuffing herself with. But she quickly threw her phone in her purse and waddled out the door, leaving her keys behind her.
As it turns out, Janey was really good at beer pong. And her and Tanisha really did run that table for as long as they wanted, putting the frat boys to shame and drinking a ton of beer in the process, making their already fat bellies massively bloated and pushing them taut as if they were eleven months pregnant. Of course, all of the food that they were stuffing their faces with also added to the bloated drum like nature of their immense bellies.
On her way waddling back toward the buffet table to scarf down some more pigs in a blanket, Janey caught sight of Megan out of the corner of her eye. She tried to think nothing of it as she began to load her plate with more pigs in a blanket, but, like a shark smelling blood in the water, Megan cut through the crowd right to Janey.
“Pigs in a blanket? Makes sense. After all, you are what you eat. Oink Oink.”
“Can’t you just leave me alone and enjoy the party, Megan?”
“I am enjoying the party. You’re my entertainment.”
Megan pat Janey’s overstuffed belly and felt how rock hard it was.
“Damn, Fatso. You must be really full and you’re coming back for more? I could play your belly like a bongo.”
And then she proceeded to drum on Janey’s belly as more and more people began to witness the performance.
Janey tried to pivot away from Megan, but her large rear end proceeded to knock over the nearby punch bowl.
“Oh my god, your fat ass just came in like a wrecking ball! Way to go wide load!”
Humiliated, Janey waddled out of the party in tears.
But Tanisha was soon there as always to lift up Janey’s spirits, and there were always more parties on campus to head to, so that’s just what they did. Then, when Tanisha got too tired and headed home, Janey thought about going with her, but her stomach had other ideas. After the humiliation of the first party, Janey was still craving some comfort food, so she sent Tanisha home and headed to the campus’ all-night sub shop which was just a very short and well lite walk away from the sorority house to get herself a sandwich and a nice big bowl of mac and cheese.
That mac and cheese bowl ended up being a fully loaded bowl with extra cheese, bacon, chives, fried chicken, barbecue sauce and ranch dressing. The sandwich was a double decker loaded with a variety of deli meats and cheeses and slather in chipotle mayo, spicy mustard and Russian dressing, and Janey even treated herself to a little bowl of cheesy mashed potatoes to go with everything. The biggest treat of all, and a sign to Janey that this was actually her lucky day after all, was that the sub shop’s ice cream machine was actually working, and she was able to enjoy a nice double thick chocolate milkshake which of course necessitated getting a small order of fries to dip in it.
After her monumental late-night feast which was piled on top of all the booze and food she had already consumed throughout the evening, Janey was finally ready to call it a night and waddled back to the sorority house to go to bed. The sheer size of her way after midnight snack meant that it was far later than she had ever planned on getting back.
When she got there, Janey had one big problem.
Someone had locked the front door, and Janey had no key. If she were to ring the bell or knock and wake people up, everyone would be furious with her. She’d never live it down, and she was already on the outs with a lot of people who were giving her shit about her size. No. Janey knew she had to somehow figure something out, some other way to get in. So she waddled around the side of the house until she found it.
An open window.
Janey looked down at the size of her belly, a belly large enough to make seeing her feet rather difficult and then looked at the size of the window. In her still inebriated state she did the math and figured this was still a task that she could handle all things considered.
Luckily, for Janey, the window that was opened happened to be right behind the kitchen counter, and it was just high enough that Janey only needed to give herself a little boost to get going. Her arms and head went through just fine, happily jiggling as they did so. With her chubby hands she was able to grab hold of the counter and use it to pull herself forward which was helpful because the sheer size of her ass and thighs would have proved a difficult counterweight to overcome otherwise.
Her breasts should have given her a warning of what was to come as they gave her the first sign of trouble. Janey’s fleshy funbags, soft but quite large in size, hung down and squished against the counter as she heaved herself up and pulled herself forward. They were already making for a tight squeeze.
A squeeze that got even tighter as Janey’s mighty middle hit the window frame. Her bulbous belly would not budge, and Janey suddenly found herself in an incredible panic, kicking her legs frantically as she tried to push off whatever part of the ground her toes could still reach. Her flabby arms, their muscular biceps long replaced by blubbery bingo wings, struggled to pull her along, straining as she fought for every agonizing. Her feasting had caused her stomach to have a lot less give than she was anticipating, and she felt her titanic ass cheeks clapping together as she wiggled her wide hips to try to get her fat belly through.
And she did!
With an immense sigh of relief, Janey felt her belly pull through and slap against the cold counter top. Her love handles pulled through the frame with a sound that she imagined was akin to biscuit dough popping out of a canister.
But then there was her butt. Those big meaty ass cheeks would not budge, no matter how hard she tried her titanic ass was just too much a wide load to wiggle through the window. With another sigh, this time of defeat, Janey realized she had no other choice but to retreat.
Easier said than done.
The problem with getting her love handles through the window was that her muffin top then spilled over the edges of the window frame, and she could not get them back through.
She was stuck! Trapped by her tummy!
Janey tried to kick herself free, but all that that kicked did was cause the backside of her pants, which were already straining to contain her blubbery butt cheeks, to tear exposing her plump posterior to the night air.
Things couldn’t get any worse.
Until they did.
Janey was too preoccupied with her own predicament at first to notice someone entering the kitchen. But the familiar glow of the kitchen door opening signaled someone was getting a late night snack.
Janey prayed that it was Tanisha.
“Piggy?”
It was Megan.
Who would have thought that of all the sisters in the house, Miss Skinny Bitch, Megan, would be peckish at four in the morning and now standing there with a pudding cup in hand.
“Holy. Shit! You Winnie the Pooh Beared it. This is amazing!”
Instead of making any effort to help, Megan got herself a spoon and began to lazily dig into her pudding cup while enjoying the show before her.
“This is the funniest fucking shit I have ever seen. I mean, seriously. Way to go, Fatso. Congratulations! You Pooh’d yourself.”
Janey fruitlessly slapped her hands against the counter as she tried again to free herself and only succeeded in making her bingo wings dance.
“You look pathetic.”
“Will you stop gloating and just help me?”
Megan took her time finishing her pudding cup. Then she used her finger to dab some of it onto Janey’s nose and left the empty cup and spoon right in front of her.
“Sure. I’ll be right back,” she said with a sly smile.
Of course, when she came back she wasn’t alone. She had woken everybody else in the house up to come see the show and had also brought her phone back to take pictures and video, as did many of the others.
It was a humiliating experience, but Janey got the help she so desperately needed. The girls went to work trying to widen the window as much as possible, a task made harder by the fact that Janey had jarred it off its track with her struggling. After that, they melted down some butter and greased her enough to slide her out.
Janey never forgot that night, though she did eventually put it behind her. Thanks to Tanisha’s friendship and the support of a few of her kinder sorority sisters, Janey finished her senior year strong while continuing to live her life trying to promote body positivity. Of course, she still had to put up with Megan until the day she graduated, but then she was able to put Megan behind her as well.
She was happy to hear years later that Megan eventually got what she deserved.
