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TEASER: "Janey's College Cramming"
🕑 Added 2024-07-29 13:23:09 +0000 UTCThis story is coming out later today, but I figured this teaser was too good not to share mostly because the end signals that I'm about to attempt to do something I've never done with my writing before that I'm very excited about.
Enjoy!
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After the humiliation of the first party, Janey was still craving some comfort food, so she sent Tanisha home and headed to the campus’ all-night sub shop which was just a very short and well lite walk away from the sorority house to get herself a sandwich and a nice big bowl of mac and cheese.
That mac and cheese bowl ended up being a fully loaded bowl with extra cheese, bacon, chives, fried chicken, barbecue sauce and ranch dressing. The sandwhich was a double decker loaded with a variety of deli meats and cheeses and slather in chipotle mayo, spicy mustard and russian dressing, and Janey even treated herself to a little bowl of cheesy mashed potatoes to go with everything. The biggest treat of all, and a sign to Janey that this was actually her lucky day after all, was that the sub shop’s ice cream machine was actually working, and she was able to enjoy a nice double thick chocolate milkshake which of course necessitated getting a small order of fries to dip in it.
After her monumental late-night feast which was piled on top of all the booze and food she had already consumed throughout the evening, Janey was finally ready to call it a night and waddled back to the sorority house to go to bed. The sheer size of her way after midnight snack meant that it was far later than she had ever planned on getting back.
When she got there, Janey had one big problem.
Someone had locked the front door, and Janey had no key. If she were to ring the bell or knock and wake people up, everyone would be furious with her. She’d never live it down, and she was already on the outs with a lot of people who were giving her shit about her size. No. Janey knew she had to somehow figure something out, some other way to get in. So she waddled around the side of the house until she found it.
An open window.
