Help! A goat ate my shorts!
🕑 Added 2023-08-22 05:08:15 +0000 UTCThis is the first scene of Fernando and Gooseman's adult film up until the adult part (It's all the manwhore guild will allow us to show.).
If you want to see the rest you'll have to sail out to international waters and even then I can't promise anything.
Is it because Gooseman did not use guild actors or is it because the film is too sexy and the guild is only trying to protect us from going insane with lust? Perhaps one day we will learn the truth.
This version is only for patrons, I'm going to reframe it now in 9:16 for youtube shorts, facebook etc.
Comments
Stuffy McStuff
I remember in boyscouts I went to one of me fellow scouts house. He had a goat, and wouldn't stop head butting me. I don't think the goat liked me.
SexuaLobster
*sweats*
SexuaLobster
Thanks! I wanted it to feel like idyllic countryside
MrTheButt
That opening pan looks great, such smooth multi-planing. The idealistic place to have ones shorts eaten.
Mr.Primal Gaming
Ah
Acalycal
I can't believe that Fernando, friend to all animals and especially goats, would feed those shorts to Billy. There's no nutritional value in them at all and could cause health problems. I can only hope that they were actually just plants and other organic matter, convincingly decorated to look like synthetic shorts.
SexuaLobster
Thanks! It's fun to act as a bad actor (when i'm already a bad actor)
Pizzamancer, Lord of Toppings
I love it, great work as always! You did a great job underlining how hammy their acting is, it was hilarious.