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Next Project Poll!
🕑 Added 2016-08-04 00:10:03 +0000 UTC GET OUT AND VOTEIt's time to find out what I've got concealed in my trench coat. Put another, clearer way, it's time to vote on the next cartoon.
The poll is only for you guys. Multiple selections enabled. Here are the options:
The Four Horsemen: Famine & Son. Famine's old girlfriend wants to go on a holiday and needs Famine to take care of their son, who he didn't know about.
Ragemelon: The Pickle of Prophecy. The two episodes I made for the Happy Hour channel in 2013 (1 2) will go up on my channel soon. Ragemelon and Bananacles and a coupla other freaks must defeat the evil Admiral Melon who is seeking to conquer the mud farms so he can unearth the Pickle of Prophecy. Two episodes needed to finish this tale.
Raw Latex 4: Can Dick & Virginia thwart the Bonerhead gang’s plans to strap a strap-on to the moon? 2 Raw Latex episodes needed to finish the series.
Pleasure Island 6: The Yeasty Aroma of Victory - Fernando’s been eaten by a squid/duck hybrid, and Gooseman’s mildly perturbed. The stakes are pretty low, and this series needs one more episode to put it out of its misery.
Mongoose Man –An old comic character who so far has made only two small appearances in cartoons. This would tell his origin story and face him off against his first enemy. Could be the start of a series, could also be a standalone story.
Bruce Wizard: Magic Trick – Bruce wigs out while teaching a class and it’s up to Jackson to convince Bruce life is worth living.
The Glistening Orbs – The first episode of a story based on my friends and my role playing campaign. Barrels of grease are going missing all over the city! A group of total wackjobs are let out of prison and offered freedom if they can apprehend the thieves. If you really liked Meth Orcs, perhaps this is for you.
And finally: Fernando and the Orb of Gaia. Originally a collaborative comic, and some of you may have seen the illustrated audiobook, this would be a significantly expanded version of the story broken into three episodes. Fernando uncovers the Orb of Gaia and confronts an old girlfriend, who is being impersonated by Fernando's family's ancient enemy. Tension and arousal abounds!
Comments
Will Hobson
Excellent, Raw Latex 4 would have been my very close second choice.
Four Horsemen! I need another excuse to listen to that glorious theme music!
SexuaLobster
so, i was hoping at this stage one would be clearly in front but that's not the case, Raw Latex and Pleasure Island are tied. So given I've just made a Fernando and Gooseman toon I'm going to start on Raw Latex 4. Cheers guys.
SexuaLobster
So true, so true. No groans as yet, but have done "moaning", so i think that covers a similar base.
Hammerhead027
Though I feel like "Groan" still hasn't gotten it's debut. Like maybe "The throaty groans of impurity"
Hammerhead027
Yeah it is, but such is the life of a career manwhore. No matter how tight the situation or hole; you've gotta go deep cause that's what a manwhore does.
SexuaLobster
how about "The Stench of Corruption" - bit bleak isnt it
SexuaLobster
yes! you've captured the mood. so far we have: The Moaning of Eternity, The Moist Chasm of Destiny, The Throbbing Veins of Doom....The Yeasty Aroma of Victory? I think there's a better one out as yet undiscovered.
Hammerhead027
Oh lol. Well idk, it's gotta be something the appropriates Gooseman and Fernando's girth. One that almost seems to fill ones lungs with grease even just saying it let alone experiencing it; like if you burrowed through Fernando's beard and were buried in the yeasty annals of ancient yogurt and scruff. Ones that fill you with emptiness - as you gaze into the abyss of Gooseman's shade covered eyes. So yeah idk, I like the yeasty aroma direction though. XD
SexuaLobster
thanks for saying that. i'm pretty sure i'll never make some of these though. even though i'm a slow writer, i do write faster than i animate and some projects just never percolate to the top. there's some options from the first two votes that aren't here that i'm unlikely to make now.
SexuaLobster
i'm confident about all of them except the glistening orbs because its a bit experimental in nature but it's in no danger of getting the most votes it seems.
SexuaLobster
aha i'm not sure about that name actually, suggestions for replacements welcome.
Kadah
All of the options are highly enticing.
Hammerhead027
Okay, now see I don't understand how anyone could deny the yeasty aroma of victory.
Even
i SOOOOOOO want the four horsemen!! XD but teh good thing with your stuff, is that i want to really watch ANYTHING and EVERYTHING! so, as long as i get to see it all, eventually, i'm happy! :)
SexuaLobster
Yeh, four horsemen has been just behind the fernando and raw latex options every time.
Oh man I've longed for a sequel to the four horsemen since you made the original! But I know its never going to happen when you dangle pleasure island and Fernando over our heads.
SexuaLobster
Results are super close so far!
Henry
Raw Latex 4, Bruce Wizard, and Orb of Gaia. However, if your heart is really yearning to make something different (Mongoose Man or Glistening Orbs), then consider this a vote for them too.
SexuaLobster
Well let me tell you, if Orb of Gaia wins, yoghurt is one thing that will not be in short supply. <a href="http://greasymoose.com/comics/greasytales/24small.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://greasymoose.com/comics/greasytales/24small.png</a> - I simply haven't had many song ideas of late. Nothing that's A material anyway. I've got enough material for another manwhore song but its not cohesive, its more like two half finished songs with different themes smushed together, so its not worthy.
NICrosis
I think I speak for all patreons when I say as long as Fernando is eating yogurt somewhere in the video, we don't honestly care. Though, if you don't mind me asking, when do you plan on doing your next song?
