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🕑 Added 2024-09-13 08:04:23 +0000 UTCTitle: Greatest Pick-Up Line—The Tales of Ren Zu (R18)
Hu Mei Er had calmed down since the Inheritance’s entrance opened. The loss of her network was fresh in her mind, aching her heart due to the years she wasted on those wastrels. However, the well-known pinkette was a demonic path expert. Due to her circumstances and background, Hu Mei Er did not experience similar challenges experienced by a Lone Gu Master or a devilish fiend. But she did not let setbacks define her path.
When did Hu Mei Er avoid challenges unless they led to losses?
Mo Wu Tian, the publicly recognized most talented Demonic Path Gu Master, was one such encounter—one filled with losses. Wisdom, Soul, and Enslavement Paths had mysterious connections and co-dependence since ancient times. Being a branch of Wisdom Path, Hu Mei Er’s Enchantment Gu Worms did not hold a terrible advantage over the Soul Path Mo Wu Tian.
Yet, she was confident against the Little Giant King. She merely underestimated his intelligence and suffered the consequences.
Hu Mei Er now possessed some understanding that Lo Jik used her name to kill others. He layered his acts with boisterous claims, using them to mystify the secrets probably known only to a few.
But that wasn’t all.
He may have torn her network apart, revealing its flimsy bond, but Lo Jik displayed enough intentions to meet her again. Hu Mei Er believed that her methods had some effects on Lo Jik. As astute as she was, Hu Mei Er also considered the possibility that it was an act.
What was a fact, however, was Lo Jik’s intentions of meeting her again—this time without any disguises.
So, she appeared quietly instead of attracting hordes of Gu Masters.
It was night, leading to brisk gusts and the rustling of nearby foliage. Owls’ hoots filled the vicinity as Hu Mei Er stood near the familiar cave’s entrance. She recalled how Lo Jik had afforded ‘Er Hu’ private accommodation, indifferent to her appearance, and only moved enough to plant his lips roughly onto her when sufficiently annoyed.
Did that mean Lo Jik could be theoretically ‘seduced’ into her bed by constantly pestering him?
A thick cloak and hood covered her seductive features.
The weather had turned chilly as it neared December. San Cha Mountain occasionally experienced gentle snowfall at its peak. The foot of the mountain maintained slight humidity due to lush trees that didn’t dry in the winter, making it especially cold at the mountain’s foot due to the frosted condensation.
But Hu Mei Er refined her body using several Enchantment Gu. She followed the Alluring Mix Set, unlike Chen Jiu’s Divine Beauty Set. It used Minx’s Aura Gu (Odor), Alluring Skin Gu, Pliant Flesh Gu, Jade Bones Gu, and Passion Marrow Gu (Blood/Organs.) At a glance, her set differed from Lo Jik’s as he chose to refine and enhance his nervous system. Instead, Hu Mei Er’s path focused more on how others perceived her. So, she enhanced her odor, always exuding a fresh, sweet, and arousing scent that left those with weak wills and minds wanting more.
Meanwhile, the Passion Marrow Gu refined her organs, allowing her to become more ‘delicious.’ Still, her conditioning was several times better than other lone and demonic forces, who needed to skim on a few things and prioritize their battle prowess.
Hu Mei Er was an all-rounder with a stable path like other righteous faction talents.
“Oh? Who would have thought the moon would visit my cave at such late hours?” A bold voice attracted Hu Mei Er’s attention as she smiled. However, the following words caused her expression to freeze and darken.
“Eh? Sorry. Observing closer, you’re… new moon.”
Hu Mei Er snorted. She was proud of her appearance, forming an innate arrogance after causing others’ downfall due to her beauty. She would beguile courageous heroes to fight for her attention before scavenging their corpses and wealth. So, the constant jabs at her appearance were more than annoying. It had become a terrible offense in an Enchantment Path Gu Master’s world, where Hu Mei Er might begin scheming Lo Jik’s downfall—
“You can’t handle a fucking joke but expect to handle a dick?” The blunt sarcasm blanked Hu Mei Er’s mind as Lo Jik snickered. “I thought you were quick with your words. What’s with that blank expression?”
“I can ask the same,” Hu Mei Er scoffed, adopting a fearless smile. “What’s with your treatment of women, Little Giant King?”
“I’d like to think I have a fair but firm hand,” Lo Jik crossed his arms over his chiseled pecs.
“And where would you place that hand?” Hu Mei Er giggled, steadily regaining her wit around the Little Giant King, which had many former suitors shaking in their boots.
Lo Jik blinked before gazing at his crossed arms. He then gave Hu Mei Er a strange look.
“You’re blind?”
“I don’t mean those hands—” Hu Mei Er instantly blew her top before forcefully exhaling and regaining her calm. She stared at Lo Jik until the latter revoked his innocent expression and smirked.
“I know why you’re here,” Lo Jik nodded.
‘I doubt it,’ Hu Mei Er snickered internally. Nobody in the Righteous Path understood why she would leave her Grandmother’s protection to brave the Southern Border’s dangers—
“You plan on using me.”
Hu Mei Er’s breath hitched. She quickly realized Lo Jik may be speaking about her past accomplishments of seducing other men through her beauty. How could he understand the truth? It was her Grandmother’s closely guarded secret.
“How you intend to use me is a mystery,” Lo Jik continued, making Hu Mei Er briefly sigh in relief in her mind. “However—” his gaze sharpened, “—you are playing with fire, Hu Mei Er.”
“Hmm?” Hu Mei Er smiled coldly. “A threat? What use are threats to people like us?”
Lo Jik furrowed his brows. He couldn’t help but question. “Are you not afraid of one of the most dangerous flames in the world?”
The pinkette frowned before. Hu Mei Er recalled something similar before a gasp left her mouth. She glanced at Lo Jik incredulously before bursting into a peal of seductive giggles. Joyful tears slipped from the corner of her eyelids as she held her stomach.
“You’re talking about the story of Ren Zu and Snowman in the <The Legends of Ren Zu>? Oh, Little Giant King… what are you going to say next? That love is like those four wines? That love is such a mysterious force that only a few feel it, and those enlightened with love never share its secret?”
“I see,” Lo Jik sighed in disappointment. To Hu Mei Er’s shock, the flicker of intrigue in Lo Jik’s gaze—which she attributed to her seduction—vanished without a trace. “You have felt lust but never love. I suppose I expected too much.”
“What do you mean?” Hu Mei Er stopped laughing as Lo Jik was the one who chuckled.
“Why does anyone fall in love?” Lo Jik looked around before walking to the nearby rock and sitting under the clear sky. “Appearance, ability, and cultivation—if a Gu Master can control everything to the point of becoming a Venerable, why is it that some love and others don’t?”
Hu Mei Er blinked.
“Anybody can be beautiful and gain the physical traits they desire,” Lo Jik smiled. “Anybody can kill and plunder, taking the Gu they desire after several schemes and gaining more ability.”
“The only limitation on the cultivation we face is our bottom lines. Ten Venerables already existed. Who’s to say there won’t be ten more?”
“You laugh at love and look down on it. However, how can you look down on something you never experienced? Every wise and cognitive human fears love because it blinds them—because it's impulsive.”
Lo Jik’s piercing gaze rested on Hu Mei Er, threatening to see through her core.
“How are you so confident that its embers won’t consume you when you try using me? You don’t know the first thing about love and recklessly charge into danger.” His tone was similar to a senior scolding one’s junior.
“Oh, Pink Seductress… do you not fear the day you fall for another?”
“What is this nonsense?” Hu Mei Er snorted coldly. “Don’t act high and might, Gu Yue Lo Jik. You overestimate your worth! Love? It’s a—”
“Its taste was so grand that Verdant Great Sun traveled the world to consume the four top wines and experience a fraction of that delicacy. It was so compelling that the Rockman humiliated himself to death for Desolate Ancient Moon. We’re able to love as long as we possess a heart.”
Lo Jik adopted a strict expression. “Am I the one acting high and mighty? Or is the arrogant one you?”
The corner of Hu Mei Er’s eyelids twitched. It wasn’t the first time Lo Jik quoted <The Legends of Ren Zu.> He once cited its summary to Gu Yue Bo to attract Mo Yan’s attention. Lo Jik quickly learned that <> had a massive cultural impact on the Gu World, spread far and wide—a mysterious tale known even by mortals and slaves alike!
Even Hu Mei Er didn’t believe herself above the Human Ancestor—Ren Zu. It was a psychological shadow almost everyone experienced due to the mythical tale’s fantastical nature.
Such a tale would be a mere bedtime story in Lo Jik’s previous world. However, it was more than that in the Gu World because of peculiar Gu Worms and artifacts that ACTUALLY exist! That Mythical Tale possessed some truths to it.
“You’re a dramatic one,” Hu Mei Er sneered after a few moments of silence. “You’re a strength path brute. Did you believe your words could confuse me enough? Were you expecting me to become curious about you and compare our circumstances to Ren Zu and that Snowman?”
“Maybe,” Lo Jik shamelessly shrugged. “But you don’t have an answer, do you? What compels love—Appearance, ability, or cultivation?”
“Hmph!” Hu Mei Er jumped, twisting her body as the flowy ribbons danced around her. She landed on a nearby branch before she sat on it, dangling her feet with a seductive smile. “Appearance forms the first moment of attraction. The Rockman fell for Desolate Ancient Moon’s appearance. However, nobody likes a useless partner. A weak individual desires someone to help them financially, physically, or emotionally. Even listening to someone and reducing their mental stress is an admirable ability.”
“Meanwhile, a strong individual desires someone equal or someone they can dominate or protect. Cultivation forms the basis of communication. A Rank 5 Gu Master wouldn’t knowingly look for mortal partners to share emotions—yet, accidents exist, and we know of several mighty Gu Masters engaging with pitiful mortals.”
“Does that answer your question?” Hu Mei Er sneered.
Lo Jik quietly pondered before shaking his head. He spoke sincerely.
“It doesn’t.”
“Oh? Then enlighten me.”
“I wouldn’t have asked if I knew,” Lo Jik sighed. “Don’t expect me to be all-knowing. I thought you must have experienced love, given your reputation.”
Hu Mei Er flew into a rage. “THEN STOP WASTING MY TIME!”
Lo Jik lowered his head, distinctly recalling that dainty, dark-skinned figure decorated with gold.
“I don’t think it’s anything like wine…” He muttered, his gaze momentarily turning dazed as he felt inspired.
“What?” Hu Mei Er inquired.
“Nothing,” Lo Jik huffed. “Just be quick, Hu Mei Er. I thought you were attractive until this conversation. I refuse to waste my time on you since I won’t learn anything. Go ahead. You can rebuild your connections. I’ve got no profit in intimidating your allies.”
Hu Mei Er gritted her teeth. Why did it sound like Lo Jik graciously allowed her to do so? Since when did it become Lo Jik’s place to permit her?
Silence surrounded her vicinity as Hu Mei Er didn’t know what to say. She couldn’t intimidate Lo Jik. He also wouldn’t let her get close to him. The Pink Seductress strongly desired to tame the Little Giant King and use his skills for her purposes. She would nurture him before consuming him! But she had never encountered someone so slippery as Lo Jik!
‘If only I could lower his guard and get near him… a few intimate moments, he’ll be mine…’
Lo Jik had a bright future. His Ancient Strength Path inheritance was very complete. Hu Mei Er wouldn’t be surprised if Lo Jik had some hints about ascension.
‘I could leave him out of the feeding and control him after ascending!’ Intense desire caused her core to throb.
“Circumstances,” the quiet Lo Jik suddenly smiled.
“Hmm?” Hu Mei Er frowned. “What do you mean?”
“I believe one aspect of love is one’s circumstance,” Lo Jik snickered. “I don’t know the other aspects.”
Intrigued, Hu Mei Er gestured for Lo Jik to continue. Say what you will about him; Hu Mei Er never expected Lo Jik to be the eloquent sort.
“Parents love their children! Siblings and couples love each other. But exceptions exist. Not every parent nurtures their offspring; many siblings are out for each others’ blood, and most couples exist for convenience.”
Lo Jik looked up and smiled at Hu Mei Er.
“Not every seductress loves their followers.”
She snorted.
“I don’t believe circumstances are powerful enough to induce love. Such a love fades when the circumstances disappear.”
“Maybe,” Lo Jik sighed. “We encountered an adequate circumstance. However, my attraction waned once I realized we were too different. So, that’s why I claimed Circumstances is only ONE part aspect of the many.”
Hu Mei Er’s gaze glittered. “Different?” She goaded. “Since when did Demonic Path Gu Masters become distinct from each other? We’re both murderers and whores. We merely sell different parts of ourselves.”
Lo Jik laughed.
“That’s true. But I know you have ill intentions. Why should I fall for your charms? Even if we ignore your intentions, I like sharing myself with beautiful women, but not the lovely women in my life with other men.”
Hu Mei Er scoffed at the double standards. However, she also understood everyone had their choices and suffered their consequences. There were enough instances of harems and reverse harems. Lecherous legends littered the annals of history.
“So, you seek sincerity,” Hu Mei Er smiled, briefly glimpsing at an opportunity. Lo Jik might have lost interest, but who’s to say she couldn’t reignite it? Her enchantment path excelled in such issues!
She didn’t let Lo Jik deny her words as she floated down from the branch before twisting on her heels and turning around. Hu Mei Er beckoned Lo Jik with a curl of her index finger, whispering huskily.
“Follow me if you dare, Little Giant King~!” She taunted and giggled, disappearing into the thicket.
‘Hmm,’ Lo Jik puckered his lips. He wouldn’t gain anything from his ‘Smut-chievements.’ Hu Mei Er might have an Immortal background, but her cultivation was far below Lo Jik. Gaining a Bronze Achievement would be a miracle. Still, it would be ‘illogical’ not to follow such an enthralling invitation when he stood to ensnare an Immortal’s granddaughter.
He looked at the sky, grinning.
‘Chen Jiu would have stopped me. The Soul Oath between us lets Chen Jiu manage my sex life. But she isn’t here.’
Lo Jik calmly jumped from his rock and disappeared into the thicket.
‘They’re finally gone,’ Bai Ning Bing exhaled and regained his calm. ‘Assholes almost wore my ears off with that stupid foreplay. Just fuck if that’s what you want. What was the point of spouting all that bullshit?’
—As expected of the Rizz-less one. Bai Ning Bing never understood how to set the mood. He was blessed with heaven-defying genetics that made other aspects irrelevant.
<<<>>>
Two figures moved through the forest. One of them was enchanting and beautiful. The delicate beauty slid across the ground. Hu Mei Er’s giggles echoed as the pink ribbons and the wide sleeves of the robes grazed the bushes. Mesmerizing flowers bloomed with every step she took as if announcing the early return of spring. A tantalizing scent simmered in their surroundings as her figure danced within the clearing carpeted with glowing blue and pink flowers.
Hu Mei Er laughed and turned, gingerly resting against a tree bordering the enchanting clearing as moonlight descended upon the flowers. Her mischievous gaze fell on Lo Jik, who quietly looked around. He looked tense as he observed the flowers, expecting some underhanded trick.
The pinkette addressed the Little Giant King as she tucked a strand behind her ear.
“Afraid of flowers, Gu Yue Lo Jik?”
He crouched to brush his fingers through the lake of glowing moon chrysanthemum.
“Only the ones with thorns,” he replied. The ones with thorns happened to be mortals.
“Those flowers don’t have any,” Hu Mei Er snickered impishly before sliding a debauched hand down her robe’s collar, slightly peeling it away to reveal her tender, milky skin.
{A/N: No Jade-skinned bitches here… maybe SCIV.}
“But I might.”
“In your mouth?” Lo Jik laughed. “Or your hands?”
Not annoyed since he followed her, Hu Mei Er giggled. “Don’t you know about a woman’s treasure?”
“I’m not foolish enough to lose my mind yet,” Lo Jik smiled. “Perhaps once I refine the Rank 5 Little Giant Monarch Gu.”
Hu Mei Er’s gaze glittered as she watched Lo Jik step into the lake of flowers. His pace was casual and without a hint of desperate urge. She noticed healthy caution in his gaze as he neared her. Lo Jik appeared tense despite the soothing scent around her.
His muscles twitched when Hu Mei Er extended her hand to grab his arm.
“I’m here to help you relax,” she cooed, moving forward from the tree but not instantly throwing herself at Lo Jik. Steadily, she touched his arm, feeling his dense muscles.
Hu Mei Er hummed and traced his length. “It doesn’t feel like the Steel Tendons Gu Worm’s work.”
“Try touching more,” Lo Jik laughed without answering the indirect question, causing her to pout. She batted her eyelashes, accusing. “Why did you follow me if you weren’t attracted? You’re so tense…”
Her thumb rubbed his arm. The sweet scent around her turned more assertive as she got closer. Hu Mei Er heard Lo Jik inhale before he whispered, “I’ve got a heart. Of course, I will keep trying until I taste something more delicious than Verdant Great Sun boasted of gatekeeping.”
“Hmph, you’re still on about that?” Hu Mei Er scoffed.
“Look at me,” Lo Jik whispered as Hu Mei Er looked up. His narrowed gaze and smoldering expression did little to the seductress. She had seen such an expression several times. However, the Pinkette’s core throbbed for the umpteenth time when she felt Lo Jik revealing his heart.
“I won’t rest until everyone’s scared to even get near you should we continue our moment here.” He gently stroked her cheek with the back of his palm. “I don’t care who said what to you. I won’t stop as long as I’m alive.”
“Quite eager to die?” Hu Mei Er sassed without looking away as she steadily stood on the balls of her toes. “Perhaps I’d go all out and seduce a Rank 5 Gu Master. What would you do then?”
Lo Jik lowered and tilted his head to bring his lips near her ear. “I guess I’ll get over my fears of thorns and spank you until you’re obedient.”
“You could try,” Hu Mei Er’s lips gently pecked his earlobe. “But you would only encourage me more. You don’t want me to bring tribulations upon you, right?” Her hand slid up his arm and rested on his chest. She felt his heat corrupt her warmth as she inhaled his musk.
“That depends.”
“On what?” Hu Mei Er questioned.
She expected another philosophical citation from <>. However, Lo Jik planted a kiss on her earlobe, too. His being effortlessly towered the curvaceous minx, and his arm looped around her waist.
“Be mine, and I’ll resist all those tribulations.”
Hu Mei Er giggled. “You couldn’t handle me.”
Lo Jik issued a soft sigh as he pulled back, surprising Hu Mei Er. The blazing heat and warming musk disappeared as Lo Jik smiled at the woman before shrugging.
“Oh, well. Who can force emotions like love? I hoped for another response… but I suppose I truly couldn’t handle you.”
Hu Mei Er blinked before turning silent.
“Good luck on seducing a Rank 5 Gu Master. Send me a letter if you succeed.”
He calmly turned around as Hu Mei Er frowned.
A trick?
Was he playing hard to get?
Now?!
“Wait!”
How can Hu Mei Er let go of such a chance?
So what if she had to lie or deceive?!
Lo Jik stopped and slightly turned to look at her.
“Are you a man?” Hu Mei Er berated. “Who gives up now?!”
“Uh… what kind of seduction technique is that?” Lo Jik laughed indifferently. “It had quite the opposite effect than you intended.”
A sliver of frustration fueled Hu Mei Er’s being as scoffed. “Don’t play dumb! Why do you insist on the same thing?”
“Why not?” He shrugged. “But aren’t you glad I’m not forcing you? Truthfully, I don’t enjoy making a woman sad. I would rather kill one than disappoint one.”
The pinkette worked her jaw before walking over to Lo Jik, who stood in the center of the flower lake. Her gaze grew bold as she raised her head while maintaining her connection with a defensive Gu inside her aperture.
“What’s wrong? Why don’t you try killing me? You’ve certainly been a disappointment.”
The corner of Lo Jik’s eyes twitched before he exhaled.
“Look. Why don’t we be reasonable for once? You tried targeting me and suffered the consequences. However, nothing irreversible has occurred till now. We didn’t cross each others’ bottom lines.”
“Hehe,” Hu Mei Er giggled coldly. “I told you before. Looking down on my beauty was the same as offending me—crossing my bottom line! You coward! You don’t dare touch or kill me, but you keep rattling about Love this and Love that!”
“At least I know what I want,” Lo Jik sneered. “And why shall I fall for your schemes? Don’t think you can force a reaction out of me.”
“Is that a fact?”
Lo Jik nodded. “Any fool can notice you have a mysterious background. Killing you would be foolish… perhaps fucking you would be an even more stupid action. However, it would be the latter if I had to choose one. Fortunately, nothing happened.”
Hu Mei Er narrowed her eyes. Who said there was only one reaction she could force out of him?
She stepped forward, leaving little gap between them.
“What would an insincere admittance of love achieve?” She scoffed. “Is that what a coward like you long to hear? That I desire you?”
“That I love you? Pathetic!”
Lo Jik furrowed his brows before shaking his head. “Even an insincere admittance can sometimes lead to sincere affection. But who am I to stop you from making mistakes? Your entire existence is one!”
Hu Mei Er’s eyes widened in anger as she raised her hand to attack Lo Jik. His sneer deepened as if welcoming the predicted battle.
“I’ll have you licking my feet once I’m done with you,” Hu Mei Er sighed and lowered her hand. She glared at Lo Jik. “Strip.”
“Pfft! What?”
“You’re not wearing much,” Hu Mei Er analyzed. “It’s easier for you to strip.”
“I appreciate the intention—”
“You want my sincerity? Show yours.” Hu Mei Er interjected with a cold expression. “Let’s see if circumstances you thought could build love. I’ll prove you and your foolish ways wrong!”
“Well…” Lo Jik narrowed his eyes. “If it’s circumstances that you want…”
His body suddenly inflated, almost causing Hu Mei Er to jump back. However, she regained her calm and mobilized her trump card. Unmoved, she watched Lo Jik fill his robes as faint white scars littered his body.
“Here,” his voice boomed. “Let me prove you wrong instead.”
<<<>>>
{Kinks Warning: Size Difference; Fellatio; Bukkake; Handjob; Exposure; Public; Death Threat}
Hu Mei Er marveled at the sight. She had witnessed Lo Jik’s transformation before. However, it was nothing compared to being in its direct presence. His body bulged with muscles, yet he grew taller, making them look lean instead. His body's faint white battle scars emerged from the Immemorial Era when Djinns and Giants existed, ruling many lifeforms with an iron fist. So, Hu Mei Er felt the archaic aura ooze from those scars, forming an intense pressure that would have weak-minded enemies struggling to breathe.
His short, messy brown hair grew out and turned pitch-black, draping over his sharp features. The slightly pronounced jaws, angular nose, and green glint in his eyes looked prominent during the night despite the lake of glowing flowers. A soft, primal grunt and a plume of vaporous breath accompanied his exhales as the surrounding temperature rose comfortably. So, Hu Mei Er’s gaze glimmered with debauched ideas when she observed the needy look in the Giant’s eyes. She instantly realized Lo Jik’s Transformation Path attainment was ordinary as the Giant’s transformation exposed his base urges.
Unfortunately, it was the opposite. Lo Jik was a Transformation Path Master! He understood the Giant’s Transformation intimately, managing to mimic their actions without witnessing them in the Immemorial Era. His Strength Path attainment also helped because Giants were extinct variant humans with the most remarkable Strength Path connection!
He watched her stoically as if struggling to maintain his sensibilities. His lips trembled when the full-grown woman barely reaching his waist tapped his thigh.
“Would you mind sitting?” Hu Mei Er requested gently and smiled. “I already spread many investigative Gu Worms around. We don’t need to worry about interruptions.” She had achieved that while leading Lo Jik here. While flowers bloomed at her feet, her wrists flicked several times, spreading a few Rank 1 and 2 Gu Worms.
Lo Jik grinned, revealing a set of sharp white teeth. “Should we be the ones worried or the idiot who interrupts us?” His voice was coarse.
As Lo Jik sat, he ruined a small portion of flowers. He met Hu Mei Er’s gaze as her hands pressed into his chest again.
“Now lie down,” Hu Mei Er leaned forward, cooing against Lo Jik’s lips. She teased him with a ginger peck on his chin as her hands peeled his form-fitting kimono-like robe down. Her breath turned warmer as she steadily leaned on Lo Jik, eventually sitting on his waist as she felt a thick club pressing on her back, effortlessly revealing a length that would have many mortal women fearing for their internal organs.
But Hu Mei Er came prepared. Not only did her conditioning heighten the elasticity of her body, but she also brought a few Rank 2 and 3 one-time consumable Gu Worms to accommodate Lo Jik.
“I heard you were married,” Hu Mei Er suddenly whispered as Lo Jik frowned. Her palm gently caressed his rough cheek. “I’m sorry for your loss.”
“No, you’re not,” Lo Jik scoffed.
“No, I’m not,” Hu Mei Er’s smile deepened. “How would we have gotten such a change here if you were married?”
“Maybe I planned to marry multiple women,” Lo Jik sneered.
“Even me?” Hu Mei Er questioned as she pushed her back, rubbing her soft body on his gigantic club.
“Why not?” Lo Jik chuckled. “You and Yan’er would have been two peas in a pod.”
Hu Mei Er gasped. “How scandalous, Lord Giant. You hold such low opinions about your late wife?”
Lo Jik reached out as Hu Mei Er suppressed her instincts to flinch. The duo were in a compromising position since anyone could send their Primeval Essence into each others’ bodies and search for their secrets. Any thought of cooperation would end the second such a scene was realized. A fight would be inevitable! So, they didn’t perform such foolish tasks. Instead, Hu Mei Er rested her face on Lo Jik’s broad palm.
“I never looked down on my wife. We were married and happy. Of course, she would want to try several things many wouldn’t perform despite being offered large sums of money.”
“What a sophisticated way to call us whores,” Hu Mei Er scoffed and pouted, pulling back from his palm.
“I was there, too,” Lo Jik chuckled. “We both acted like whores.”
Hu Mei Er hummed as she eventually pulled back and sat on his thighs this time. She gazed at the massive length before her eyes and snickered.
“I never knew you were a responsible sort, Lo Jik. Who knew you were intent on marrying me? Does that mean anyone can marry you by being intimate?”
Lo Jik unconsciously thought of Bai Ning Bing. The latter has been after the former’s ass since turning into a man. Lo Jik scoffed, shaking his head.
“I have standards.”
“Low enough to include me,” Hu Mei Er retorted as her index finger’s nail elongated before she cleanly cut and peeled away the trousers in her way. “You should wear a longer, one-piece kimono robe and cover your jewels using a Shape-shifting Clothing Gu Worm.”
She let out an impressed hum as the heavy musk hit her senses. Her gaze drooled over the veiny shaft, the bulbous tip aching to have its confining skin peeled back with a ready pool of pre-cum on its peak and the heavy balls that curled at her observation.
Her warm hands stroked his length from both sides as she peeled the skin back. Leaning forward, Hu Mei Er blew against the crazily twitching tip. She playfully smiled and pressed the tip with a finger, cooing, “Who knew I might get to defeat the Little Giant?”
“Do you always get this arrogant before every battle?” Lo Jik sneered.
“Hehe, let’s see how long you last in this transformation,” Hu Mei Er pecked the tip before dragging her tongue down the underside of the length. Her hands remained near the top, gently stroking the eager member. She expertly worked his shaft, circling her tongue right behind the tip before pecking and sucking it as Lo Jik’s pants grew rougher and urgent. Hu Mei Er’s eyes squinted with delight as she watched Lo Jik’s hands roughly clench.
“Oh!” Lo Jik grunted as his cock momentarily grew harder before Hu Mei Er felt a fat load traveling his length—
“Ah~!” she gasped, hurriedly covering the tip. Powerful jets of splooge shot out before impacting her hands and weakly streaming down Lo Jik’s veiny shaft until it ruined the area around his crotch.
“Phew!” Hu Mei Er glanced at her soiled hands. “To think you were so backed up. What were you planning on doing by playing coy with me? Dearest Giant, you should focus on your health.”
As she said so, Hu Mei Er watched the thick cum bridging her fingers. Amused, she made a show out of sucking her index finger under Lo Jik’s lustful gaze.
“Hmm? So, this is how the Immemorial Giants taste.” She liked her lips.
“Who was playing coy?” Lo Jik growled. “I have enough control over myself… I just didn’t expect you to be so good.”
Hu Mei Er grew pleased as she tapped the erect club. “Let’s help you unload all the stress, Little Giant. It should help you in the Inheritance, too. So, don’t you forget my contribution~!”
Lo Jik scoffed. He didn’t mind accepting the payment since he had already killed Long Qing Tian.
It was similar to helping Hu Mei Er enter the inheritance again.
Unaware of Lo Jik’s true thoughts, unlike the mask of impatience on his face, Hu Mei Er began ‘helping’ him again.
<<<>>>
Hu Mei Er’s slim body quivered as she wantonly moaned. She revealed no discomfort as she rested her head on Lo Jik’s steel-like arms. The latter turned his body and faced Hu Mei Er, his other hand firmly clamped by the Pink Seductress's pillowy thighs as his engorged fingers explored her entrance. Her expression was dazed as she managed to host two of Lo Jik’s hefty digits. They moved and rubbed, swiftly identifying her enhanced pleasure centers before attacking them fervently.
She constantly shuddered while managing to glare at Lo Jik as he grinned. His erect cock touched her legs as he grunted near her ear.
“How many times has it been?” His hot exhale sent Hu Mei Er over the edge as she orgasmed on his fingers. Her voluminous breasts exuded a tantalizing glow as Lo Jik stared at her pink toppings. He couldn’t help but lean down to gently suck on her breast.
“W-wait!” Hu Mei Er gasped. “Don’t just start again! Let me rest!”
Lo Jik snickered and pulled back. Similar to Hu Mei Er’s act, he sucked on his finger before nodding. “Alright… let me help you with that.”
His body deflated, instantly making Hu Mei Er scoff.
“I told you I’d force you to your limits. Don’t look down on me.”
Lo Jik smiled and moved out of his disheveled fit, tossing his outfit into the pile of clothes Hu Mei Er removed. Naked and perspiring, Hu Mei Er looked more than divine under the flowers’ glow.
“Must every moment be a contest?” He whispered with a tender look. He stroked Hu Mei Er’s matted pink locks, brushing them away. “You’ll have plenty of time with the Giant if you want. But let me help you, too.”
Hu Mei Er’s lower mounds twitched as she failed to form a reply.
Saying so, Lo Jik scooted to her legs. He held her left foot under her curious gaze. Surprising Hu Mei Er, Lo Jik began massaging the sole and toes of her foot. He rubbed and pressed her ankle, making her exhale in relief. He raised her leg and drove his thumb into her flesh, working out several kinks as well as gently massaging her entrance.
He moved near her head after he massaged her legs.
Lo Jik tore a bunch of flowers with one grip, forcefully bundling them before chuckling. “Here, rest your head on this.”
Hu Mei Er muttered under her breath while doing so. Soon, Lo Jik began massaging her shoulders and arms. While he touched her breasts, there was no lustful intent behind his movements. She bit her bottom lip when Lo Jik held her hand and interlocked their fingers to squeeze them gently.
His mischievous thumb also didn’t forget to exact some vengeance as it circled above her crotch and massaged her pink nethers.
“How was it?” Lo Jik inquired with a satisfied hum.
“Passable…” Hu Mei Er muttered before turning around. “How arrogant can you be—seeking praises before completing the task.”
Lo Jik snorted a chuckle before going through the routine on her back. He enjoyed pressing her plump and wide rear together. His hands worked on the back of her thighs and the tension on her back. Soon, with his fingers lodged into Mei Er’s entrance as she hugged his arm, Lo Jik brought her to another completion.
Panting, Hu Mei Er turned around, forcing Lo Jik on his back before lying on him.
“Let’s test your skills,” Hu Mei Er snorted with an unruly tone. “Did you please Sister Mo Yan enough?”
Lo Jik snickered, “Who’s your sister? Don’t think you can get close to Mo Yan! Her memories are very much untainted even if she died.”
“We’ll see,” Hu Mei Er brought her lips to Lo Jik’s erection, teasingly blowing on it.
“Hmm!” Her body jerked when she felt Lo Jik’s lips pressed against her wet mounds. His tongue slid inside, gently massaging her twitching, clenching walls. Brushing a strand behind her ears, Mei Er leaned down and devoured his shaft. She slid down increasingly, her tongue suddenly elongating like a snake and firmly wrapping the thick gift until she heard a pleased gasp from behind. Soon, Mei Er’s throat bulged. Meanwhile, her coiled tongue pumped around a good portion of Lo Jik’s erection, making his thighs twitch. Unwilling to slow down, she began massaging his balls.
Similarly, Lo Jik firmly gripped her ass and ate her out. However, he couldn’t compare to a Pro Gu Master!
“Shit~!” Lo Jik moaned as Hu Mei Er kept sucking, forcing every drop into her being before cleaning every inch with her surprisingly dexterous tongue.
“How’s that?” Hu Mei Er pulled back with a pop, giggling and unabashedly sitting on Lo Jik’s face as he continued moving his tongue.
“Hmm… you’re very experienced, Dearest Giant. But I’ll have to teach you more! You could be pleasing your future wives more than this~!”
Lo Jik grunted as he moved Hu Mei Er. Giggling, she turned around and lay on his chest, instantly meeting his lips.
“So,” Lo Jik huffed. “Are we going to lay together?”
Mei Er blinked as he brushed a lone pink strand off her face. Their bodies shared their heat and emotions as Lo Jik smiled.
“Did you think I wouldn’t notice your reluctance to seal the deal? I don’t mind. I suppose I couldn’t change your mind till the end.”
Hu Mei Er scoffed a chuckle.
“Did you genuinely believe the rumors? That I would lay with those weak Gu Masters?”
Lo Jik’s gaze briefly brightened before he frowned.
“Why are you lying?”
Hu Mei Er smirked as she climbed atop Lo Jik again. She spread her legs on his chest, bringing her fingers near her entrance and spreading them apart.
“Nobody has entered me, Little Giant King. You’re an expert. Make a guess why I’m still pure.”
“I wouldn’t call you pure,” Lo Jik scoffed a chuckle, forcing Mei Er to roll her eyes.
“Do you know what I do to assholes who got ahead of themselves?” She lay on his chest again, a finger circling between his pecs. She cooed into his ear, “I sucked them dry. Would you like to force me?”
“Force you? No,” Lo Jik surprised Mei Er by pecking her forehead. “But I understand. Besides, I’d happily take you on your offer and learn a few tricks.”
Her gaze brightened, and her smile turned seductive.
“Very good.”
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Alternate Title: The Long Chapter (Pun Intended); Lo Jik Whenever He Sees a Jade-Skinned Beauty: Reciting Tales of Ren Zu; Did You Know Love Gu Is The Best Wingman—Gu Yue Lo Jik; The Love Philosophy; Lo Jik Almost Busted Out White Zangetsu’s Speech; Leading Into Flowers; The Thorns; Playing Coy; Lo Jik’s Release; Lo Jik Could Drown a Mortal; The Giant’s Seed; Giant’s Taste; Chen Jiu and Hu Mei Er Fucked That No Woman Fucked Before; The Massage; Threat of Death; Creating a Circumstance; Lo Jik: I May Not Have An Achievement From Trait… But It Was Still An Achievement; Pro Vs Noob; Hu Mei Er Is a Certified Smut Trainer; Dat Tongue; Mo Yan Literally Coming To a Clutch Every Other Chapter; Lo Jik’s Massage; A Pure Slut; Gu World’s Version Of a Virgin Succubus; Creating a Connection; Connected Through… Dick; Lost Battle?; New Tutor Confirmed
