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How Adam Would Book... Shelton Benjamin
🕑 Added 2025-09-13 14:00:07 +0000 UTCGreetings employees, and respective employee Mommas,
It's our very great pleasure to share with you the latest patron-commissioned How Adam Would Book. This time around, dj2k1357 has requested a booking that's very dear to Adam's heart: Shelton Benjamin, the best damn pure athlete of the entire Ruthless Aggression era.
Warning: may contain mothers.
Enjoy, everybody!
Then get back to work
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Comments
Adam Chisholm
I should have checked the comments before googling lol
Lily Petal
Seriously, WWE needs to hire you as their lead writer because every How Adam Would Book has been lightyears beyond what WWE has given us fans!
Adam Blampied
Hi! A ‘teetotaller’ or ‘T-total’ individual refers to someone who doesn’t drink alcohol or do drugs voluntarily. I believe it may only be a British term though! I hope that helps :)
