Ortie 23
🕑 Added 2015-11-04 23:25:12 +0000 UTC http://sta.sh/27lnck8fxo3Some things make people iredeemably dumb.
Like ALCOHOL. And buttsex.
Let's not even talk about getting buttsexed by an alcohol bottle.
You get really fackin dumb.
It might also feel great tho.
Until the bottle breaks and you get jagged glass stuck in your anus.
Good thing is, if the alcohol is strong enough it'll disinfect itself.
Good luck pooping that out tho.
Comments
Kaioku
Use the other end maybe? I dunno, it might turn out a tad bit better for you.
RodVonBoche
I think it's because I put the bottle backwards that it happened.
Kaioku
Well then. Thats a plus. Butt i think you should make sure that all shards are out! Maybe put some protection on next time.
RodVonBoche
I got most of the shards out, it's okay.
Kaioku
... Is there something i should be concerned about with your alcohol buttbottles sex?... What have you been doing the past few days o.o Also, the page is pretty cute. ^_^