Elizabeth Jordan
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Covid learnings
🕑 Added 2020-09-03 17:17:34 +0000 UTC10 things I've learned in quarantine:
1. Masks make me look and feel like a sexy ninja
2. How to sugar my own bikini area (it's like wax but literally sugar)
3. I'm capable of eating a 5 lb bag of sour patch kids in the span of about 6 weeks.
4. Online shopping is more about the anticipation of something arriving for me rather than actually owning it.
5. It was never that I didn't have time to cook, I'm just lazy.
6. Shaving my legs and armpits really never was to live up to social expectations. Tried growing them both out and wasn't a fan.
7. There is no limit to the amount of matching loungewear outfits one can own.
8. The right pair of scissors to cut your own hair really does make all the difference.
9. It's possible for banks to have a shortage of quarters.
10. People keeping 6 feet away from you at all times is a luxury I never knew I needed.
Comments
David Gonzalez
This year has taught me a ton as well. I always thought I was a humble person but 2020 has shown me I still needed a lot of thinking / maturing and acceptance. For the lessons learned this year, I am very greatful. Also, nice sexy ninja selfie (: much ❤️❤️❤️
TJ Surin
4, 51 and 10 really are a big fat mood.
