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Franklin Shepard Inc.

legion was pretty fun since you can just be like a grandma running around gunning down cops but yeah, pretty much

Jennifer's Buddy

when chapo predicts they're wrong. When they riff they nail it.

Nolan Bishop

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/12/luigi-mangione-manifesto-healthcare/680962/ Reading series?

Etienne

Wow, Felix predicting something completely wrong again? No way

Casey S

Synesthesia where every color is like "ruin your sons birthday " I'm dead

Leonardo Restrepo

Dude posted a video with a timer announcing that he'd been arrested. Been taken down. I think he might actually be Aiden Pearce.

Leonardo Restrepo

https://youtu.be/bdhs9g3Wwg0?si=7eb0suE_RqRlqXIN&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1t1E25CrDSJ_vHWhJrUGgOj5fYNtIa1Pd5A7gs4makKscfs-qwlGn00Oc_aem_PC6jCgnqhF8PkmsvK1lshA

Robert Alexander Vaughn

FREE LUIGI

Patrick Michael Carroll

Skiff

Jason Matthews

Where did the shooter get that jacket? I've been meaning to look more dangerous in my private life.

Matthew Wells

Sorry Felix but Watch Dogs 2 rips. (The rest are ass)

Nakatomi_Jones

Ok I watched the video several more Times. I don’t think it’s a B&T anymore, it’s a regular semi auto that wasn’t cycling. Prolly bad ammo/suppressor combo

Willm

Give us the link to the bad song

Troy DeCarolis

I blame Joker 2 for being so bad it made someone create a better plot in real life.

Elai Kehler

underrated all time joke from Will “Spider-Man is peter parker he lives with his aunt May in Queens”

ohnoitsthefuzz

You're my favorite hero-autist, don't ever change. ❤️

ohnoitsthefuzz

DON'T DO IT...but if you do, we disavow.

Patrick Allen

The words on the shell cases found at the murder site (“Delay,” “Deny,” “Depose”) likely refer to Jay M. Feinman’s 2020 book “Delay Deny Defend: Why insurance companies don't pay claims and what you can do about it.”

Benjamin

yeah, forget reading other books, how about read the one you're referencing?

DB

I am not able to understand half of what Felix says because of the mic quality….

drizzly_november

If he's a true listener, then he would heed Brace's rule for situations like this: unsubscribe and disavow -before- doing something like this.

Grassy Gnoll

It's even funnier. Sauron looses because they force him to direct his attention away from where he was weakest and the Palantirs give misleading information in the books. They may have read it and remembered words, they did not understand a the thing they read though.

Corey Reynolds

I think it’s very likely that this guy is a Chapo or Trueanon listener. Lol.

Muovi

Top 5 episodes of all time

Leopold Fralala

The CEO of Deutsche Bank was assassinated in the eighties. Knowing that if you are a mass shooter, you will be caught, not hailed as a hero…won’t there now be an enormous spree of CEO murders…

Nolan

All summer Oct. 7th.

Man

You know as a kid I really loved Lord of The Rings, still have fond memories of me and my dad going to the theater to see them, but my interest in it subsided over the years. I just though like...Palantir? Sauron? Like do they purposefully choose names associated with the bad guys in that story or is this just a happy accident?

Okie From Muskogee

If the FBI gets my new crush, then fuck it, let Kash Patel burn it down.

Nakatomi_Jones

They really are interesting they’re very quiet, they have an integrated suppressor which tend to be more effective than a screw on, and the slide doesn’t cycle after a shot so there’s no noise from that. You can also use a very light load subsonic ammo bc you’re not worried about it being too weak to cycle a semi. The result isn’t that “pshh” noise from the movies but it’s still much quieter, like maybe a very loud handclap or hitting two wood blocks together

K H

Lol. Oh no. My rates are going to start going up! I was sure that would never happen.

K H

Interesting

K H

I just realized. The casings probably DO SAY deny, defend, delay. Either they intentionally read it wrong hoping he would be dumb enough correct them, or a dumb hog read it wrong.

Bryan

100% correct.

Bryan

Thomas is fine. That other dude is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. Zero percent hit rate.

Jimmy McMillan

Be on the lookout for a suspect with a 89% approval rate

MCL

Triple D nation is back people- Flavortown Revolution begins now

12345

I dunno man 'what are you moses'killed me

Nakatomi_Jones

I’ve been saying this for years. If a few psychos/angry dis affected people went to boardrooms instead of schools, the world would be a better place, And there would be less push to take away my rifles.

Matelda

If i liked him, it would be okay. But since i hate him, it's fucking disrespectful

Chris

Damn Bryan. U ok?

Colton Durbin

Wrong

Mark Schneider

And yet Cana-duh will never build any Victims of Capitalism Monuments!! Sad.

Reece Coren

the point about the shitty left twitter takes that assassinations are bad was so good. saint vincent saint mary’s tweet that equated the ceo getting killed to a Congolese child coming to America and killing a random American for seemingly no reason broke my heart

Philip Manzi

Dude this is my commute around Purrim

Smartalec

Thank you for your service

Monserrat Blaster

Goddamn ‘Living Thing’ needle drop was incredible. This show made me really happy boys

Nakatomi_Jones

I’m not positive but I think it was a b&t station 6 which is a pistol designed to be as quiet as possible by not being semi automatic and you have to rack it every shot

Salt M. Bank

And right on cue will stancil is insisting the majority of people do

Beej

All that’s gonna come out of this is more dollars for health care payouts will go to security, which means less coverage and higher rates, or more creative cost cutting. Which only guarantees more things like this happening.

Liz B

??

Jesús Hermosillo

Thanks - very helpful

Bryan

Incredibly unfunny guests.

R K

Some men kill with a gun or a sword; others kill with the stroke of a pen.

Dark Magicks

Honestly I feel like that's where we were heading regardless

Dark Magicks

It's a classic tactic for infantry in the field. Jake provides suppressive fire by talking non-stop, eventually stopping to reload (dead air). The enemy, thinking it's safe to return fire, peeks their head out only for Thomas the sharpshooter to fire a single highly accurate shot that obliterates all the bones of the skull.

UltraCoil

Oh also, white dudes of a similar age have a fantastic Spartacus moment opportunity here. Y'know. Just in case.

Ijon Tichy

Klezmer rules, but l sincerely doubt the Hassidim would blast it. Waaaay too secluar.

Phillip Mims

More info on the security systems. I work at a security company as a "Virtual Security Agent" where, for 100 dollars a month, anyone can own a ring camera that has a built in speaker that allows for me to scream at passing kids playing basketball, or drivers. Everyday I have to watch as people walk around dead suburbs and they have to hear me yell at them for briefly stepping on the curb of a house NEXT to a house with a ring camera. Bonus points, the people who own this equipment often are unsure how it works, so I end up having to shout at kids coming home from school because their parents didn't teach them the password.

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Just trying to help out everyone he's leaving codes for

Clammy_Damp

Schizo ass Felix gematria?

Jack Gude

The guy who plays Felix on Pendejo Time was killing it

Twistedsister

It also means to examine under oath ie the depose the patient, which UHC was notorious for

Wesley Campbell Caretto

I count that as a continuation of 16:22 because it was less than 1 minute since the start of the timestamp

Vivian Irby

missed 17:10 :\

justDave

I think it's fair to say, Chuck Berry wore many hats.

Chris Dertz

Felix’s Sean Strickland joke is the hardest i have laughed in a while

hot_local

take it easy dude.

Jonathan Nathan

Klezmer rules

Joshua Hamilton

The American health care market is estimated to cause 500k excess deaths every single year

T

How about Fupa king?

Naked Shitter

"A single death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic."

C. Andrew

It doesn't. Thats the problem and the point. This was something that wasn't supposed to happen, an aberration. We have no way of actually holding C-suiters as a class accountable in any meaningful way, so instead the pot spills over a little bit every once in a while.

Justen Harper

Pendejo Time rules

Wesley Campbell Caretto

What do you think?

Justen Harper

Be the change, bud.

hot_local

bro? you good?

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Here's every Felix timestamp (a lot this episode!): 1:26 3:06 4:23 6:03 7:49 12:03 16:22 20:27 23:26 26:58 29:32 34:45 37:11 39:44 42:01 45:40 47:20 49:07 51:19 54:04 55:45

Wesley Campbell Caretto

Jake: Quantity Thomas: Quality

Greasy_Jones

after his next hit they'll find shell casings with "WHO" "MOVED" "MY" "CHEESE"

Grease Witherspoon

My dad's a neocon and even he's having fun

Leonardo Restrepo

Hell yeah brother

Kyletrynadip

What opportunity does this provide a more organized effort? It seems like maybe not the best idea for serious political organizations to attach themselves to this even if it’s sympathetic to most people. Any organization that could directly support this should probably remain in the shadows at this time lest they be snuffed out by real power.

Paddy McFukface

I didn’t have to look to know these terms were HealthCare business tactic verbiage. Or that there was a book. But it’s a great theme to a classic.

Reece Coren

“he looks like a cocksucker dude” took me out 🤣 i am SCREAMING lmaooooo

Jesse Wood

I hear that concern and take it seriously, but the harder they go in that direction the more masses of people they will radicalize and galvanize against them.

Caleb Palma

The guy who isn’t Thomas from pendejo time needs to learn how to be funny if he’s going to talk so fucking much

AbsenteeUncle

Kinda, but in the case of Tim Kennedy you can just say you got valor without doing anything remarkable outside of saying pretty please, with a cherry on top lemme frag a mother and child.

Khemith

Godammnit, its only on Buenavista + !

AMS700 Repo Squad

Matt's next Stroke of Genius: "Stochastic Violence" *clears throat * Told you so.

Paddy McFukface

Poor people have guns too.

Ashley Naftule

A perfect batting average—says only like 20 sentences in this entire episode and each of them is a home run

Terrible Dirigible

Would you guys watch a show called Tulpa King? It’s exactly what you think.

Smartalec

My bellwether for what liberal and conservative boomers are thinking is the MSN comment section snd they are absolutely LOVING it over there

Paddy McFukface

I’ve never felt so seen or alive in the post 1990s end of all history times. Now I know how all those Jesus/Muhammed freaks feel. Just please please please… let there be more of these guys out here taking care of business. Because after all. What else do we have to lose???

veni

Yeah, Sauron famously kept a close watch on the bad guys lol.

Breakaway

Yeah it has to have the V endorsement to be special, right?

Breakaway

I think “depose” here means to summon the patient for a deposition.

noah m koebler

Will is the only other person I know of who references Samuel Fuller as much as I do

Breakaway

Guerilla marketing, you might say

Stevieyall

They gotta have the pendejo time boys on more often

T S

I hope so but I’m worried this could make c-suite psychopaths ramp up the cyberpunk security robot protocols

Bilbro T. Baggins

Wouldn't it be great if the online lionization of the shooter ends up preventing a bunch of school shootings

Simple Socialist

The lanyard class celebrates murder every day in the form of profit. How many hundreds of thousands, if not millions, have been sacrificed on the altar of capital profits? This man probably led directly to the death of hundreds but we don't see it the same because it's numbers on a spreadsheet

Scotty Kassel

Tweet that

T S

Disgruntled men in america face the modern trolley problem: elementary school or CEO?

Gunnhildr Bloodaxe

When insurance companies deny coverage or payment for lifesaving care -- even though this is "legal" -- it is murder as surely as gunning someone down in the streets. It gives me some hope that people are waking up to this fact.

Yeah but in my defense

May be funniest show ever.

Grease Witherspoon

If humans are still alive in earth in 800 year, more than 10% will have the assassin's DNA. Never seen the entire globe want to smash the same dude like this

Dick Wolf

It is the cowards tool

Grease Witherspoon

If I ever become a right wing scammer, I'm going to make my Leaving the Left narrative about how I got cancelled because I still think it rules that Fetterman dresses like shit

Ctrane

Thomas with a 100% hit rate on his jokes

Dick Wolf

He always comes on and mumbles pure bangers

Dick Wolf

A fellow Dec 5th head? 🤝

Sean Macalrooneystein-Smithschidt

Maybe he got dishonorably discharged for failing the coup in Venezuela 😆

Free Palestine 🇵🇸🔻

Thomas is the funniest person alive

max

If someone else already said this my bad, but "Deny Depose Defend" isn't dumb cop talk, it's an explicit legal strategy in the insurance industry and similar to the title of a book about it. If it's that book's author, hats off to that bold marketing strategy

Jack Connors

great ep but fact check: any special forces soldier would have Tri Care not UHC. I’ll take my answer off the air.

Sheep

I oughta get a bronze star for my fantastic performance in the milsim squad

Philip Manzi

I would rather 20 Hassids blast Klezmer klesmer pop on bluethooth speakers in a stuck subway car than listen to another bar of that IOF trash

Vincent

Remember when Buttigieg tried to convince us some people like their healthcare company?

Ben Thelen

Biopic of shooter def needs to be called Standing on Business

Dan Z

This Jake guy talks like a bully :(

ab

Felix LOVES the John Wick hotel. He can’t stop mentioning it 😂

WheresTheSlopChris

Absolute top 5 scene from the sopranos that intervention scene.

cuttino mobley

“Layla” dropping as Jake Sullivan strides towards the Washington Hilton for a brookings keynote on a crisp fall morning

Jammy Cooks

The funniest thing about Palmer Lucky is aside from being a war profiteer, he now makes fancy Game Boy consoles too haha.

Seth Gleason

He could have, and likely did, change clothes. But this guy’s eyebrows are thicker than in the other pic, so I don’t think it’s him either.

nati

“depose” means to remove from office immediately which is exactly what he did. Why do people think he didn’t mean that? Are they illiterate?

nati

Damn his kids are so lucky, getting their inheritance as an early Christmas gift this year plus their evil dad is dead and everyone hates him. Jealous af

William Beamish

lmao "op sec"

Andrew Ratcliffe

I agree. I know everyone has seen it but still seems like bad practice as far as Op sec goes.

Joseph Mabrey

I myself once dabbled in pacifist dude. Not in Nam of course.

Jackson

Apparently the NYPD reported it wrong and the words actually do match

Chachi uday

Its deny defend dispose

C. Andrew

Matt had an old Cushvlog about John Brown where he states, more or less, that any meaningful political violence will be subsumed by the cultural meme cube so long there is no organized politic behind it. I think we all wanted a win, and this is the most fun I've had online in a while, but it's a shame we aren't in a better position to actually do something with all this anger and energy around the event.

Jerry Cornelius

That’ll probably happen if there are copycats. The billionaire class will be rolling through the streets in bespoke bulletproof popemobiles with mounted Mk 19 grenade launchers. That’s why companies like this are booming: https://www.safe-us.com

K H

Nice. Usually it's lib trash.

K H

I'm picturing NYPD detectives switching the casing around being like "what could it- wait...wait a minute. YES."

K H

There are very baffling pos subscribers to the patreon sometimes, so it's plausible some would turn him in. Got to think they have seen the picture spammed like you said.

K H

I want to know who I should buy drinks for.

K H

I heard he had a green jacket and was an old crone.

Doug Cartel

he didnt even get it right! It's DELAY DENY DEFEND lmao

KES7774

Public Option Punisher XD

Kyletrynadip

Yeah thats worrisome, that this is gonna be the October 7th for ceo’s and they go ape

protob1

Ghost of Kiev strikes again

Uncle64

I'm surprised no one's blamed Sam Hyde yet.

Michael

One negative I can see potentially coming out of the CEO shooting is Eric Prince starting up Blackwater Executive Protection and the guards lighting up American streets like Tahrir Square.

Adam M.

[lamest dipshit of all time voice] Why didn't the shooter simply file a lawsuit against the CEO and trust our justice system to do the right thing? Why didn't he vote for the Kamala who only exists in my head to get a Public Option? Why does everyone laugh when I tell them Santa Claus is real and is my friend and going to give me presents?

T

Guaranteed the shooter is a Grey Wolf

Chris T

No one here’s gonna turn him in, Captain Virtue Signal

Warbs

Perfect guests for this episode, love those jokers.

MG

They just posted that guy as a possible suspect but I dont think that's him. Shooter had a black jacket.

AbsenteeUncle

Former infantry NCO here. Every officer gets a bronze star for a deployment. IIRC enlisted E7 and above, as well.

PetRockSematary

The news hasn't been this fun since the hamberder party

Ijon Tichy

America has its Testuya Yamagami

TugNuggins

#IamWithHer

Ballz Aldrin

Spread eagle across the block

Gabe P

United tried to screw Matt over? Cushbomb shooters confirmed.

Jonathan Nathan

Davey Havok *never* looked that good

Jake Scalia

Can someone leak this episode on YouTube or SoundCloud? Need my friends to listen to this

Day La Gnoll

Entered chat to make sure someone brought it up. Thank you.

Anomalie

grandma's boy mentioned lmao

Rachelle Cox

Why does the shooter look kinda like early 2000's Davey Havok in that pic?

Alex

Kamala was probably planning on campaigning with this CEO just a couple of weeks ago

Emily Richardson

I can’t wait to hear Matt’s stroke of genius poem on this UHC assassination.

Eli

I can’t remember the last time I eagerly awaited a new chapo

Matty C

Yeah, we really need to prevent the risk of a Chapo Patreon that hasn’t seen the image yet and also recognizes the person and is willing to report them.

Ryan

That song is somehow worse than Hamilton

Coolsoy

It's on the front page of every major outlet but god forbid it's on the Chapo patreon like dude stfu.

Blank

The only thing that could make this ep more epic/anticipated is a first comment by smooth shrek

Podcast subscriber 78

I believe in the episode Felix said this was NOT the October revolution. I, for one, will hold my fire until Felix Lenin says so.

Podcast subscriber 78

This one was so weird. WHAT is Felix’s first language? Maybe he’s secretly British.

frankincense

Can you like not post his pic while he's on the run?

Jake Lewis

pendejo ep we eating good 😋

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

Dee Rubes

At $2 million I think it becomes rational to rat the guy out tbh: then you can afford to hire two more assassins.

Mountain Dew Or Crab Juice

You're laughing? The streets run red with the blood of C-suite executives and I, the CEO of a one-man LLC I created to launder charitable donations directly into my pockets have been hiding in my panic room for the last 24 hours, and you're laughing?

darick michael lapaglia

Great energy in this episode. It was almost cliche the way walz and harris felt the need to post about the guys death. They paid less lip service to gaza.

Leonardo Restrepo

Fuck yeah bday ep

nat

Damn I totally didn't even think about how they're so intertwined with Americans horrible healthcare system right now! I just wanted to hear him spit lol

Andy Cason

Bronze stars are just a way officers jerk each other off. They are handed out like candy to officers. It's way more rare for Enlisted to get one, but like the boys said, we've not be at war with a real enemy. So even the Enlisted bronze stars are just for the try hards.

Nthsey

Peak of the series… unfortunately.

Nthsey

Wife’s attitude sounded like “he’s dead now, I’m rich now”; you’re right why not make a private reward for what would be a very personal crime to them?

Nikolaas Van Droogenbroeck

The shooter is a hero of the people and should be helped at all costs. Also snitches get stitches

Nikolaas Van Droogenbroeck

Looks like someone took the “death of a ceo” podcast title serious

Creamy Goodness

Chris! I was FULLY expecting The Coup’s “5 Million Ways to Kill a CEO” outro. Too on the nose?

UltraCoil

This cunt getting assassinated is the first experience of class solidarity for many Americans. Doesn't have to cause visible changes at a widespread level to change the perspective of people quite radically.

James Burkeen

Hell yeah. Another National Anthem can be the theme song. If I can ever stop singing “I am going to the Lordeeee!!!” At random moments.

Aaron Enold

I think I laughed out loud at every single thing Thomas said

George Ruitt

jk, it's Pete Wentz

Michelle

I realized that I know way too many guys who throw their wives the pool too hard.

Jack

I can confirm Felix’s rapping theory. A friend of mine surprise dropped a mixtape about Santa Claus (unironically) and had a psychotic break a few months later. He’s doing much better now and I can’t even get the guy to freestyle

Timothy Buttons

A man was gunned down in the streets for the crime of being chubby! That's no reason to take a life! RIP BIG BRIAN

Mountain Dew Code Bipolar

"Deny, Defend, Depose" is the title of a book about the dirty practices of the health insurance industry. I wouldn't be surprised if the shooter had read it. Also if he ends up in prison I'm sending money to his books.

George Ruitt

John Mayer got a lil' nip, a lil' tuck, and a lil' range time to get ready for his comeback

George Ruitt

This bitch absolutely did air guitar with a zucchini in his pants while he started the PowerPoint for new scams and atrocities

PenjaminFranklin

People do be dunking on my now in hell boy, but he raises the stock price more than 2%. Can you demonstrate such level of teamwork? 🤨🫵🏽

Timothy Buttons

Pretty sure "deny, defend, depose" is a reference to insurer claim dodging tactics, alluding to "delay, deny, defend." At least that's what people are saying it is. I don't have any opinion because I'm a cardboard man incapable of forming a thought.

Andrew Rassling

United tried to fuck with Cushbomb's care? I'm even happier about this turn of events than I was before, fuck that motherfucker.

William Beamish

I NEED A HERO

chris

Listening to Sondheim's Assassins right now.

N

The Deductible Driller rises

Sean McGrier

I need the link to that song

Jeremy

Yeah I was gonna say. Apparently he was telling Amber (his wife Amber) it had to be a business thing but that seems to be not the case. I imagine both of them are thrilled with all they’ve been through.

Man2quilla

Some NPR shit played with my alarm this morning and they spent a single sentence saying he was a father of 2 and then the rest of the segment reminding everyone how shitty us healthcare is and how much everyone hates insurance companies. Based public broadcasting

I am become reply guy

Best ep in recent memory

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 1 minute and 25 seconds

Diva Facliffe

Terminal List re-enactment went a little too far.

Diva Facliffe

IDC if he was a pro hired by the CEO's wife. I'm claiming him as a working class hero. Class consciousness awakened by propaganda of the deed.

Rusty Johnson

United Healthcare Pinkertons will become mandatory.

the dumpist

My new name is Werner Pervzog

Man2quilla

This is Bluesky's first big moment

Seph

Ngl- our Social Bandit over here is lowkey cute af.

Craig Baker

Glory Glory Halleluja, his soul goes marching on

Rene Saller

I hope they never catch him because he's too hot for prison.

Evan Pitkin

banger. bring em back.

Mickey Gallz

The $10,000 dollar reward really gets me. Like if the family cared they would bump it to at least 2 million. Like it's not even a question

K H

Guess we'll never know.

Sam Schick

These fucking goons, cushbomb wouldve destroyed this episode

Elder millennial

I like how United healthcare hasn’t ponied up any reward money…

Plainwrap

First it was Yahya Sinwar fighting to the death like a Hollywood action star and now a John Wick assassin taking out a healthcare CEO. Folks, I think we're all dying and life is now just all of us hallucinating rad movie scenes.

Žiga Iglič

The liberal driller strikes again

Grease Witherspoon

Like my third thought when I heard about this was "new Chapo is gonna rip"

Connor Moloney

Here's your Bronze Star

Connor Moloney

Yep. Absolutely no way they let that go through to the keeper

zeeee

Schizo-Franczaks

interzoa

Woke up hearing major news outlets talk about rising denial of health insurance claims, wonder what event it took to provoke such a thing 🤔

Arnav Sinha

Watch Dogs 2 slaps though

skrrt vonnegut

why did that israeli rap have so much reverb that was WAY too much reverb

Agent Grange

Propaganda of the Deed coming back in a big way. Watch this space.

Ozzie

Gyllenhaal the hero

Man2quilla

Lmao, at 9:11 pm

4 Yalies and a dirt strip in Honduras

Schizo-frannicks

Cole Trickle

Currently UnitedHealth Group’s own post about it has 58.3K laugh reacts out of 63.6K total reactions

Laura

à propos de rien https://youtu.be/RQthFDpYCys?si=dungWLh3S0gY5a09

C. Ries

Glick King

Andrew Cross

Felix: just gonna play on my volve steam deck

Blue Myself

Wonder what the CEO had planned for his shareholder meeting; was it: A. Rollout of Grandparent culling algorithm. B. Turning the deductible knob up to 11 like “This Is Spinal Tap”. C. Sexual congress with the Devil. D. All of the above.

Gonba

Goontastic !

Zach H.

The coup with the shelf life of sliced avocado 🥑

Travis Medina

Hell yeah

Craven Moorehead

whenever shit like this happens my first thought is always "fuck yes chapo is gonna go so hard this week"

Mike Loudin

So glad my favorite podcast has come out AGAINST this assassination. It was TOTALLY not cool, good, and I would simply be DISGUSTED if it started happening on a regular basis with all members of the capitalist ruling class.

MCL

Keep tracking Elons jet kiddos, be the change you want to see in the world 🌈🫡🤘

MCL

Diners, Drive Ins, Dives

4 Yalies and a dirt strip in Honduras

Deny Delay Defend

Zach H.

It’s fun watching the general public cheer this shitbag CEOs death. Maybe people have finally figured out that the NRA has been arguing for you to carry around pocket guillotines.

Vienna

It's going to be a wild time if he doesn't get impeached tomorrow. watch this space

Andrew Cross

the Starbucks Driller

nat

Maybe Monday

nat

Would love to know what a Matt poem on this shooting would look like if it sparks any inspiration for him lol

Woke Batou

John Hopkins Wick

Elai Kehler

Tbh wanted them to talk about the worst coup of all time that happened in South Korea

Kamran Husain

chris i’m banned on twitter but consider this a like for your tweet

Tamba

Amen

Isaac

The amount of restraint I've shown in every comment section today should earn me a fn medal I stg. Not letting the feds get me over this one, nope nope