we have a story to tell you...
🕑 Added 2024-09-21 09:49:08 +0000 UTCi'm not sure how to explain this one.
warning- if you don't want to hear typical "smut" words (like maybe something a bit more extreme than what you'd find in one of those romance books your parents read), skip this video. :)
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Comments
Serge van Uden
Well... you did ;-)
Roy J.
Oh my 😁🤣
Niels
Hahaha best answer 😉
buncharted
never again at zaanse schans 😂
buncharted
had to add some heat to the story 🫣
Serge van Uden
I like the twist with the old/middle age man 🤣🤣🤣
Niels
😂😂. Sooo ...sex in public never again? Or giving an old man a bj never again? 🤣🤣 . The end sounds like there is a sequel on it's way.
Ruud van Wuyckhuise
Really nice the way you both are telling the story. You must have practiced( the reading ) a lot to get this on video so naturally. 💕
Niek
It doesn't get more Dutch than this. This scenario could come straight from a typical Dutch film from the 80s. lots of nudity, sex, swearing and foul language. Loved it!😂👌
buncharted
or, perhaps, there is a little “guy living at the zaanse schans” inside all of us…
buncharted
the real “guy living at the zaanse schans windmill” was the friends we made along the way
Rob
I think I know that guy living at the Zaanse Schans in a windmill
Wim
I think most fans already understand the both of you are a little more adventurous then the average person. Therefore many will like the story and support you in deciding to post it. After all… we live in a free world… and Alex gave fair warning.
buncharted
😂😂😂
gusknip
hahahaha, laughing so hard at that story
buncharted
maybe we did write this story… 🫣 (we didn’t, haha)
Wim
The way the story was written, I believe the comic already exists in many minds. Having walked the gravel paths of Zaanse schans myself, may have a part in the vivid visualization that happened in my mind while listening to the story. Great to see you both enjoy the story, all be it with some slight cringe moments. Pretty normal when someone else writes about you without really knowing you. Maybe you should think about writing such a story yourselves. Leaving all of the viewers wondering what really happened… if anything at all.
buncharted
haha, so true
Cakeboy RiP
Oh you're good with me. I'm very open about stuff like this and to be honoust the whole concept is basically just having a laugh together. Better this way than faking a whole scene in an actual video and passing it of as if it actually happened
buncharted
im glad you liked it, we were a little unsure about posting it 😅😅😅
buncharted
hahah it’s so awkward
Roy Voorjans
This is so awkward. I love it, even if it's weird af.
Cakeboy RiP
Oh my 😅🔥🔥🔥 Laughed throughout the whole story. Reminded me of when friends and i would watch porn on silent and dubbed it with funny voices