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Never before in the history of HJOIs has something like this happened.
🕑 Added 2024-12-03 19:46:58 +0000 UTCHello everyone.
Xan here. I know that not all of you were paying attention to what was going on in our community for the past month, hence why I'd like to bring it to your attention. I have never even imagined that things could go this far, but they did.
And it was glorious.
There are no words to describe as to how far our fanbase went in creating a once-in-a lifetime experience for everyone who were part of the NNN's community. The immersion, the drama (the good kind), the stakes. Honestly, I have never seen such creativity and passion in any porn-related community ever.
Here are some of the highlights.
1. The list of everyone who came. With graphs.
As a fellow math enthusiast, I have to say, there's just something inherently satisfying when it comes to looking at numbers. Especially when they're constantly going up. Still, it takes an entire new level of enthusiasm to track down every single c**shot, every report and put it into a coherent list. For every day of the month. Here's just a tiny fragment of it:
Updated every single day. Not a single update missed. How insane is that?
2. Rewriting the entire Star Wars script.
Yes, the entire script. Star Wars Episode II, turned into a massive fanfiction about Marin and the November Renegades. Here's a snippet:
I cannot even imagine how many hours it took to do it, considering the script is 76 pages long. One the scale of impossibly long porn shitposts, I think this has to take the cake. I cannot even fathom why such a glorious thing was spawned into being, but I am not going to question it. I will simply accept its existence as one of the most bizarre things to ever come out of the internet's butthole.
If anyone's curious to see it in its full glory, here's the link to the whole thing: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Lsh2yOMzrP4aTRzID6Nxqo_c52_nWCD8tcd0rUR92rI/edit?tab=t.0
3. The Battle Reports.
If you've been around our Discord in the last couple of weeks, you might have encountered the group called November Renegades. They were even mentioned by Marin on occasions, during the streams. An unlikely camaraderie, formed amongst the coomers and gooners refusing to yield to their primal desires. Together, they fought bravely against Marin, the one tempting them to succumb to their nature. The Battle Reports are their chronicles, their life's work, their great achievement, put into text to be forever remembered by the world: https://docs.google.com/document/d/14aWpdZZfz_TyFfqrQjnQ6rkzFfJq_4bZxjv8PpQHEmE/edit?tab=t.0
What started as a shitpost done by one man has turned into its own Discord channel, later to be filled by dozens of people and over 10000 messages. Most importantly, this silly shitpost started something that has turned into a genuine friendship between people who needed friends the most.
4. The Website.
https://nobre29-renegades.github.io/Project-Renegades/index.html
Perhaps the greatest proof of commitment to the idea, the website exists as the final proof of the November Renegades' dedication to their NNN mission. Has any one of you thought that a simple shitpost like this can eventually evolve to the point of people making a website dedicated to it? I certainly couldn't. Then again, one cannot say that this is just about a shitpost anymore.
I hope you continue lasting, as what is one of the few groups of true friends united by HJOI porn. You're a phenomenon that the world has not seen yet. But now, the world has acknowledged of your bizarre, yet strangely wholesome existence. I wish you all the best, November Renegades.
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Side note about cheating during the NNN challenge:
Before I forget, there were people that were curious about the 'C standing for Cheater' situation in the last stream and how we have reached the conclusion that the mentioned group of people was cheating when it comes to their NNN points. to clarify, we're talking about the people that had all of the 101 points you could have gotten for the challenge.
During the stream, Bunny listed most of the points that were unlikely to be received outside of lucking out (because there was no indication on the video/stream that this is what the reward was gonna be for before it was granted). While it was possible to get some of those points by pure chance, the chances of getting those points would decrease exponentially with each unlikely point you'd get. Not to mention the contradictions, like some of the points being granted for, let's say, liking feet more than anything else while some points were for liking ass the most etc.
The biggest one was Day 20 though. Not only it was severely unlikely that on a 'pussy reveal' stream someone would be focusing on mostly on something else than a pussy, the biggest problem was that you actually couldn't get the max 3 points there, unless you misunderstood the instructions. That's because you were supposed to get +2 if you focused mostly on Marin's feet and +1 if you focused mostly on her breasts. You couldn't really 'mostly' focus on both of those parts of her body. It's either one or the other.
In other words, people would have had to, at the very least, misunderstand the instructions that day and, most importantly, they get astronomically lucky on every other 'unlikely to get' point in order to get max points. If you look at the list of what all of the points were being granted for, it makes it pretty obvious that people would also need to contradict themselves pretty often with what their favorite body parts and activities are.
Still, since it was theoretically possible that someone might have gotten this lucky, contradicted their own kinks many times by luckily predicting what the points would be granted for and misunderstanding the Day 20's instructions, we decided to leave the final verdict for the audience. Hence why, the C's fates during the last stream was left up to the viewers.
Cheating or not, I hope you had fun with the rewards you've gotten!
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This has truly been an unique experience for both me and Bunny. And you guys were responsible for making it so. I'm glad all of us had lots of fun this month!
See you in a December update!
Cheers,
Xan
Comments
Athena Hera
Here is the Record Keepers Assistant, it was a pleasure to work on that report of everyone that came. Always keeping me on my toes and such it was fun! And of course I want to thank Xan and Bunny for doing a really great job with this NNN. Seriously it was enjoyable to say the least. Needless to say I'm proud to be part of the renegades and can't wait to continue things that are similar in the upcoming months that are shitpost worthy.
Nicholas Hurrell
Hi all, everyone's favourite recordkeeper and scriptwriter here. I want to thank each and every one of you, especially those that enabled my ridiculous projects. I also, of course want to thank Bunny and Xan for their support. Without them, the List would've ended up dead in the water by Day 12. And finally, obviously, I want to thank the November Renegades, the Fallen, and my two favourite pains in the ass, Regis and Brat.
Akaelom
Captain here! It was a pleasure! I had so much fun this month, and I can't wait to shitpost again in the next months! It's been incredible and I never thought it would grow this big. Thank you everyone!
Dunn
hey hey !! I just wanted to leave a message here, sorry if i run on a bit. I had first seen a replay of one of JOIGang's live JOI videos and I just thought the amount of interaction involved was unparalleled. I hadn't particularly been interested in JOI prior, but I lurked the discord for awhile and when I found out about the NNN event, I decided to try and involve myself. the amount of support and dedication in the community is just insane, way greater than any other server or community I've ever been involved in. truly, i am soooo honored and feel blessed to have been able to interact with you all. it really feels like I went from idolizing Xan and Bunny to being able to get to know them a bit, and it just feels so surreal, they are so down to earth and absolutely wonderful and hard working, along with the rest of the community. some of y'all absolutely baffle me, the amount of work you put into this month is absolutely endearing in the best way possible. absolutely life changing stuff happened this month and it makes me so so so incredibly happy that i was there to live it and I will not be leaving anytime soon Dunn <3
Cool Dude
So about the first part that actually really cool and interesting and hope you keep us posted to check out and for the second and I guess 3rd, oh no π₯ ima get caught when I quickshot by accident, and I didnβt do nnn but itβs honestly funny how your able to call out people with a point count that wasnβt possible reminds me of that Mitsuri thing at the end for cheaters
Isteru
It was an amazing event, and the community made it so much more fun. I'm really proud to have called myself a renegade (even if I fell quite early), and I'm really thankful to have found good friends through this <3 Amazing job from the both of you, this must've been super tough, I hope you keep up the good work!
Arya
It was quite the event, massive and brought so many more new faces, amazing work with this, to all who moderated and made it possible, thank you for an amazing month <3
