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Publicly Humiliated
🕑 Added 2023-01-20 22:39:12 +0000 UTCThe second illustration of the month is finished! Instead of the usual story, here's a fun parody of the song "Gaston" by Baconface.
LeFou: Gosh, everybody can see you, Gaston
Pants torn to shreds and exposed
Every guy here'd hate to be you, Gaston
Considering the state of your clothes
There's no man in town as embarrassed as you
Your miniscule secret is out
The whole population of Paris sees you
And it really makes me want to shout!
No one's wee as Gaston
As tiny as Gaston
No one's dick is as small as can be as Gaston
For there's no cock in town half as shrimpy!
Come on over, drop your drawers!
Guarantee that no matter how whimpy
That his dick will still be that much smaller than yours!
LeFou and Chorus: No one streaks like Gaston
Come and peek at Gaston
LeFou: No one's got two round, dimpled buttcheeks like Gaston
Gaston: Please stop laughing, this is so humiliating!
LeFou and Chorus: Folks, what a joke, that Gaston!
Give five "tee hee's!" Give twelve "that's all's?"
LeFou: Gaston just hates that we can see his balls!
Chorus: No one shrinks like Gaston
Blushes pink like Gaston
Stanley: You've never seen such a dinky-dink like Gaston!
Bimbettes: For there's no one as puny or tiny
Gaston: Please don't look, please don't ogle or stare!
LeFou: Everyone in town can see his hiney.
Gaston: My cheeks! Ohh, every last inch of me's totally bare!
Chorus: Let's all laugh at Gaston
Make an ass of Gaston
LeFou: Let's point every eyeball and spyglass at Gaston
Gaston: This embarrassment is so excruciating!
Chorus: Too bad for Gaston!
Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get bigger
But though I am grown they look between my legs
And they point, they laugh and they snicker!
Chorus: He's a hoot, that Gaston
Shows his glutes, that Gaston
LeFou: Then goes wearing just his
Birthday suit, that Gaston!
Gaston: Please don't laugh at my cock, this is devastating!
Chorus: Listen up quick!
Where's the littlest dick?
I will tell you right now
When you see him drop trou
Who's that jerk with the dick
That's not long and not thick
You'll howl and you'll laugh on and on
At his butt and his balls
And his cock that's so small
LeFou: And his name's G-A-S... T...
G-A-S-T-E...
G-A-S-T-O... ohh, ow...
Chorus: GASTON!!!
Comments
Dylan Jeffers
LeFou would let you have it. hehe
Aidan macdonald
Yikes Glad that I’m not in his state I am not even close to as big as Gaston so what would Lefou say about mine 😭
FoundationMaster
This is great. Poor, little Gaston.
